Sunday, January 31, 2021

Lincoln Project Leaders "Shocked and Disgusted" To Learn...

...that their co-founder was a mass sexual predator.

21 Men Accuse Lincoln Project Co-Founder of Online Harassment

John Weaver, a longtime G.O.P. operative who advised John McCain and John Kasich, made sexual overtures to young men, sometimes offering to help them get work in politics.

In very much the same way that the Lincoln Lads were also terribly shocked and and disgusted to learn...

...that their Republican Party was full of Republicans.  

So which is it?

A lifetime of staggeringly poor judgement?

Or do they just have really awesome blindfolds?





No Half Measures

Driftglass' Rules for Republicans #72: The Fury and Hysteria of Republican Denialism...


...will always be in direct proportion to the size and malevolence of their latest atrocity. which is why this PhotoShop I did back in October of 2009 will always be topical.

But I dredged it out of my archives from the forbidden Before Time for another reason altogether.  To illustrate that long before Donald Trump descended the Escalator of Doom into the waiting arms of the GOP,  ghouls like Respected MSNBC Contributor and Leader of the Resistance, Bill Kristol, damn well knew what trajectory their Republican Party was, but were perfectly sanguine about it because as long as the crazies stayed in the traces, his Republican Party would go right on winning elections.

From me in 2009:

Nobody Left But The Crazies

File Under Gresham's Corollary: "Bad crazy drives out everybody."
 
From MediaMatters:
Kristol: GOP's future "center of gravity" lies with Beck, Limbaugh
October 27, 2009 8:05 am ET by Media Matters staff
From William Kristol's October 27 Washington Post column:
Obviously, many Republicans and conservatives -- and lots of moderates and independents -- will be grateful to Mitch McConnell if he can stop ObamaCare, and to Jon Kyl if he can induce the president to embrace a stronger foreign policy. But it's unlikely that the minority party in Congress will be the source of bold new conservative leadership over the next three years. Even if Republicans pick up the House in 2010, the party's big ideas and themes for the 2012 presidential race will probably not emanate from Capitol Hill.
The center of gravity, I suspect, will instead lie with individuals such as Palin and Huckabee and Gingrich, media personalities like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, and activists at town halls and tea parties. Some will lament this -- but over the past year, as those voices have dominated, conservatism has done pretty well in the body politic, and Republicans have narrowed the gap with Democrats in test ballots.
Kristol began working out years ago what the last, few fusspot remnants of the Old GOP seem to only now be dimly perceiving: that there is absolutely nothing left inside the Party of Lincoln but crazy, and if you want to hang onto those sweet-sweet “Conservative pundit” paydays, you’d better cozy up to the rabid Cheney Regime Dead-Enders most ricky-tick
 
Of course this will remain an ongoing, toxic disaster for the country until the cultural backwash that is the Party of God is universally repudiated, stamped with a fluorescent HazMat symbol big enough to be visible from orbit, and buried under a mile of electoral concrete (I have said elsewhere and only half in jest that President Obama's biggest job will turn out to be saving the GOP from itself.) 
 
But as a freelance ontologist (“Will Visualization Information For Food’), I appreciate the 30 years of dedicated effort it took for Hate Radio charlatans, Christopathic multimedia colporteurs, FoxNews harlequins and all of their various elected finger puppets to gather together the nation’s bigots, yahoos and moral imbeciles under one political roof. 
 
So way to go Rush! UR doin’ it rite!


In other words, The Left was right about the Right all along.

And neither our new Never Trump supervisors nor the mainstream media which has been hiring them by the job lot is ever going to forgive us for it.



No Half Measures

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Wuzzbuts!

Wuzzbuts can be fun for the whole family!

Well, not the whole family, obviously.  For example:

Melissa Harris-Perry had a terrific show on MSNBC and was fired because reasons.  But unreconstructed Iraq War pimp Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol is a member of the Beltway media in good standing who gets shoot off his mouth on teevee any time he pleases.

And:

Phil Donohue was fired from MSNBC for being right about the Iraq War.  But aging shouty meathead jock and Donald Trump fluffer Joe Scarborough still  has his own three hour show on MSNBC and his own byline in The Washington Post.

I would have preferred to Tweet these observations at Bill Kristol and then embed the Tweets here to preserve the unity of form, but as you know, I was suspended from Twitter for life for calling a wingnut "trash" who stepped to me online and called me "batshit crazy".  Per Twitter's established procedure I appealed my suspension and have followed up twice since then, but have not heard back from them and, honestly, I don't expect to.  

 Or, to put it in Twitter-speak:

driftglass was an excellent Twitterer who focused on afflicting powerful people who enjoy lots of unearned clout and zero accountability., and was banned for life for responding to the insults of a wingnut by calling them "trash".  But this is the everyday Twitter vocabulary of bluecheck Rick Wilson --

-- who has never had endure so much as a 12-hour Twitter time-out.

Wuzzbuts.

Gotta love 'em.



No Half Measures

A Blanket Apology to David Brooks and to All My Readers


I must retract and apologize to you all for yesterday's post entitled "The New York Times' David Brooks algorithm returns to its asshole Both Siderist default settings." in which I find fault with Internationally Renowned Black Lives Matter Spokesperson and Leader, the Reverend Doctor David Luther Brooks, Jr. for using his Friday New York Times column to righteously scold Liberal teacher's unions and BLM activists for not being willing to play COVID Russian roulette with the lives of black and brown children ... and their ... friends and ... and their families ... and their teachers ... by packing the kids back into classrooms now!now!now!

This clearly violates the Sokovia Accords New Rules of our politics in at least two different ways.

First, I was completely out of line using my tiny blog to remind my readers that the only reason Reverend Doctor David Luther Brooks, Jr. has a column in The New York Times in the first is because he was "gifted [it] decades ago for his [checks notes] unstinting support of the Iraq War and his praising-without-ceasing of George W. Bush's military and economic genius"

Clearly these things happened during the Before Time and under the terms of our New Rules we are no longer allowed to reference any of the monstrous transgressions that may or may not have been committed by our Never Trump allies during the Before Time.

So I'm sorry about that, but truly my second offense was even worse.  You see, while summoning up memories of the Before Time violates the specific letter of the New Rules, criticizing one of our Never Trump allies in any way at all violates the whole spirit of the thing.  All hands on deck!  The enemy of my enemy is my assignment editor!  Shut yer hole, driftglass, or you'll ruin everything!  And so forth!  

The reason I know these things is because I've had these New Rules verbally caned into my ass so many times over the past four years by my Liberal allies that I can recite them in my sleep .  And yet I knowingly and willfully violated them yesterday when I referred to Reverend Doctor David Luther Brooks, Jr. as a "beloved house-pet of the Sulzberger family" and a "morally bankrupt charlatan".

This was a violation of the New Rules so grave that I can offer no defense.  I can only hope that when our Never Trump allies rewrite the New Rules again in, say, 18 months, so that this period of our history if officially rewritten, my shameful words about Reverend Doctor David Luther Brooks, Jr. will be among the detritus of the era that's bulldozed down the New Memory Hole.  Which I have every confidence is under constriction even now.


No Half Measures


Friday, January 29, 2021

Professional Left Podcast #583

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The New York Times' David Brooks Algorithm...

...returns to its asshole Both Siderist default settings.

For your consideration, here a couple of screen shot triptychs (don't you love it when a word that has no business existing in the first place like "triptych" actually does exist and drops in right when you need it?from the PBS News Hour Brooks & Capehart segments.   

This one is from January 15, 2021 assembled by me.


And this one takes place a week later on January 22, 2021, where the PBS techs saved me the work of piecing it together by placing all three participants -- David Brooks, Jonathan Capehart and the moderator Judy Woodruff -- side-by-side.  Thanks guys!


As you can see, each week, instead of being seated in a teevee studio together, the participants are each in their own homes.  This has been PBS policy since March of last year when Judy Woodruff introduced the segment this way:
...
Now, to help make sense of a week that doesn't seem real to many of us, we turn to the analysis of Shields and Brooks. That is syndicated columnist Mark Shields and New York Times columnist David Brooks.

And neither one of you is here with me. We are keeping you at what we think is a safe distance, but we're so glad that you're here.

David, how do we make sense of this, you know, things going on that I think most of us could never have imagined?

Now of course you already know this since virtually all news programs of any kind have been programmed this way for nearly a year now in order to protect the health of the people both in front of and behind the camera against the COVID-19 pandemic which continues ravaging our county and massively disrupting our lives.  Packing people into enclosed spaces for hours a day still carries an unacceptably high risk, especially in environments where some people are not always diligent about mask discipline and you can never be 100% sure that others aren't asymptomatic spreaders.  

Which is why, week after week, if you watched (which I cannot discourage you from doing strongly enough) you'd have found Mr. Brooks collecting his PBS paycheck working from home, spouting his insipid homilies from the safety of his hermetically-sealed Lincoln Park mansion, seated comfortably at a desk with his creepily color-coded bookshelf in the background (who but a sociopath does this?).  

Because his employers at PBS do not think it is safe for their on-air talent to be in the studio.  

Because that's how viruses work.

And I like to think that Mr. Brooks was perched in that very spot when he decided it was just a super good idea to let rip with another steaming pile of Brooks-brand Both Siderism.  This time his Liberal targets are those terrible teacher's unions who are selfishly standing in the time way of children being [checks notes] packed into enclosed spaces for hours a day in environments where some people are not always diligent about mask discipline and you can never be 100% sure that others aren't asymptomatic spreaders.  

And


So here's my thing.  My mom was a teacher.  My dad was a principal.  When they divorced, eventually mom married another teacher and dad married another principal.  My sister was a teacher.  Her first husband was a teacher.  My uncle was a teacher/coach at DePaul.  My former mother-in-law was a teacher.  And I taught college for several years.  I could go on and on and as long as I'm doing the family tree, my brother is a chef at a senior extended care facility where every employee is tested several times a week because if the virus got in it would tear through the place, and where the head of the facility and several employees had to go into quarantine because members of their families got just a little bit careless once.

Because that's how viruses work.

And that goes double for the new variants which are already stalking the land.  

So perhaps you can imagine how many explicit, bloodthirsty, Twitter-banishment-worthy expressions of contempt came unbidden to the tip of my tongue while reading David Brooks' worthless twaddle about why teachers should be forced back into the classroom now!now!now! But it turns out, it's not necessary to let fly with those because the commentary ratio that came down on Mr. Brooks like the wrath of Zeus, in both the NYT comment section and on social media, has already been awe-inspiring.

I picked out a few representative samples like this

My favorite part is when you link to two studies that both say researchers are unable to establish how much infection transmission happens in schools in high-infection rate areas because of a lack of contact tracing.  Without it, the researchers cannot establish if a child or teacher got the disease from school or outside of it.  So that's why you can find research saying "its safe to go back to school with proper precautions and low community infection rates" but not studies saying its unsafe when the infection rate is high. This and other caveats appears to be the main focus of the two studies linked in the article, but instead we're told they prove its all safe now so teachers should shut up and get back to work.  That you manage to get through an entire essay without addressing the effects on teachers that you expect to be the backbone of this system says everything. 

And this:

Often I agree with the opinions of Mr. Brooks, but I'm amazed to see that the word "vaccine" did not appear even once in this column.  My husband and I are both elementary school teachers, with two kids of our own at home learning online. Our last day of  brick-and -mortar instruction was March 13, 2020.  Between us we have taught black and brown (and some white) children for 43 years. Please don't tell me black and brown lives don't matter to us! 

And this:

72 NYC DOE employees died of Covid last March and April.  That's a lot of people.  And schools were closed from the middle of March.  We have uncontrolled community spread in this country, and that's one of the main problems.  In the EU, when rates have gotten anywhere near ours, they've closed the schools.  School is, by definition, a congregate indoor poorly ventilated setting.  Period.  It is completely different from any other profession mentioned by anyone here.

And this:

I’m am American in Vancouver, British Columbia. Strong teachers’ union. Socialist (NDP) government. Schools are open. Public schools. COVID-19 cases per capita here are much lower than in most US states. What Mr Brooks describes is madness.

And this:

I am a teacher, Mr. Brooks. It’s simple really: If you give me the vaccine, I’ll go back the day after my second dose has had enough time to do its thing. The day after.

If we are so vital to the economy and the development of children, moving us to the front of the vaccine line shouldn’t be a problem. As it currently stands, I won’t be vaccinated until May. May!

I think that remote learning is a disaster, but a small one when compared to the alternative.

If I have to read one more teacher Covid obituary and then read one more article by a non-educator that essentially wants to write mine, I’m going to lose it!

Will any of dislodge Mr. Brooks from the sinecure at The New York Time he was gifted decades ago for his [checks notes] unstinting support of the Iraq War and his praising-without-ceasing of George W. Bush's military and economic genius?

Of course not.  As a beloved house-pet of the Sulzgberger family, he can keep his cozy place at their little family newspaper pumping out bilge like this as long as he pleases.

But this does not mean that those who have, at long last, come to see him as the morally bankrupt charlatan that he has always been are not deserving of praise and encouragement, so keep up the good work humans!


No Half Measures


Thursday, January 28, 2021

Once More Unto the Memory Hole, Dear Friends, Once More


Five times in my life I have been either an eye-witness or close by when something of great value was bulldozed flat by someone whose rationale was basically, "Well, I've got da bulldozers, and I wanna do it, and there's no one to stop me, so..."

On January 19, 2002, the Chicago Bears lost a playoff game to the Philadelphia Eagles.  This was the last game the Bears would ever play in the "old" Soldier Field.  Within what seemed like minutes after of the final gun a fleet of bulldozers that had been waiting under the stands rolled into the field and began gutting the place, leaving only the outer shell standing.  This was done because Da Mare, Richie Daley, wanted a new stadium and the old one was in his way.  We could see just a little of the destruction from the windows of an apartment where an acquaintance of mine lived.

On the night of March 30, 2003, in violation of FCC regulations, Da Mare ordered city crews to render the Meigs Field airport unusable by bulldozing the landing strip in the middle of the night.  Because Da Mare hadn't bothered to file the required demolition notice sixteen planes were left stranded at the airport and one inbound flight had to be diverted by ATC because of equipment that the crews had parked to further blocked the runway. This was done because the airport was directly adjacent to the Chicago downtown and Da Mare wanted the land for a park or whatever.  By morning practically everyone in Chicago had called everyone else to say, "Holy shit, he really did it." 

The other three occasions are...

When the Republican Party's disgraceful record during the Clinton Administration was bulldozed down the Memory Hole during the Bush Administration.  

When the Republican Party's monstrous record during the Bush Administration was bulldozed down the Memory Hole during the Obama Administration.  

And when the deliberate sabotage and unhinged racism of the Republican Party during the Obama Administration was bulldozed down the Memory Hole during the Trump Administration.  

These last three were done because neither the Republican Party nor their enablers in the mainstream wanted to be held responsible for the heinous shit they had just spent years saying and doing, and between then they commanded a fleet of media bulldozers big enough to get away with it. On each occasion, I could watch the demolition as-it-happened, live on teevee, every day,

For more on the effectiveness of these last three bulldozings we join The Bulwark's Charlie Sykes already in progress...

Sykes:  ...as somebody who, y'know, thought the Republicans were going off on... off the rails five years ago, um, that seems... that seems quaint right now.  It's... it's amazing to me, I have to say, and you can accuse me of being naĂŻve, the speed with which the Republican has been corrupted and the intellectual infrastructure of the Right has been absolutely destroyed.  The speed and the thoroughness is really amazing. That this could happen in just one presidential term!

And there it is, all tied up in a neat bundle.  Because it is now official American political history that everything wrong with the Right happened in "just one presidential term" -- four short years -- how much of a hero/genius/warrior/poet must Charlie Sykes be that he started noticing that something seemed amiss five years ago?


No Half Measures


It's Not That There Aren't Plenty of New Horrors To Write About

It's that the same old horrors keep climbing out of their graves and shambling across the country over and over again.  

For example, not so very long ago I was fiddling with a post I never finished with the working title of "What's America's Hardest Hit Industry?  The Answer May Surprise You!"

And it wasn't about restaurants, or clothing retailers, or skate parks or mimes.

It was about American media's favorite featherbedding racket: Magic Ruralism.
Noun: a literary or artistic genre in which realistic narrative and naturalistic technique are combined with surreal elements of political fantasy
Of course you won't find Magic Ruralism writer listed on the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, Industries at a Glance page, but it should be. Because there was a time in this country, my friend. Oh yes, there was a time...

A glorious time when we poor, unlettered residents of Middle America could not step off the curb without risking being run down by a fleet of New York Times Zeitgeist Action Vans whizzing hither and thither in search of the next big Wingnut at the Diner story.  A time when you couldn't swing a dead hodag 'round here without hitting a Washington Post reporter who had been dispatched like Marlow in Heart of Darkness to brave the Inner Continent and reach the economically anxious tribe who had somehow anointed a racist Day-Glo lunatic as their Dear Leader.

Of course, as a disreputable Liberal living in Trump country, this mighty engine of economic prosperity passed me and my family right by.  We languished on the porch for days, whittling and playing the jug and waiting for just one of the phalanx of reporters that roamed our streets to stop by and ask us what we thought of the reign of President Stupid.  But none ever did.  I even decked myself out in my best/worst Carhartts to lure them into an interview, but there were no takers. 

I think we're on a list somewhere.

Anyhow (I thought) all that's over now, right?

Area hotels would no longer inflate their prices to more efficiently mine the pockets of the waves of Beltway media scribes descending on our little shire.  County governments could no longer seed the airports and train stations with locals dressed up in costumes borrowed from The Music Man and dialogue straight from All in the Family.



Coastal Elite journalism would be forced to return to its home-place to report on its own tragedies, leaving Middle American back where is has always been. 

And then I opened yesterday's New York Times...

For Trump’s Aggrieved Defenders, This Impeachment Confirms Everything

His supporters see his second impeachment, a historic first, as the culmination of years of unfair treatment. The belief’s ubiquity shows the resilience of his message and the power of conservative media.

Well fuuuuck me.

OK, fine.  

Breathe.  

Relax.  

So what if Magic Ruralism (tm) is going to be a recurring blight on the land forever?  At least (I thought to myself) four years of Donald Trump has finally killed Both Siderism.  I mean, since it's been barely a week since Biden's inauguration, no one in their right mind will be going back to that poison well anytime soon, right?

And then Elie Mystal opened today's New York Times and told us about it:

Brother Charlie Pierce antes up too:

You can read newspapers for 50 years and not see a newspaper tie itself in knots the way the Times does in this editorial. It acknowledges throughout that the new administration is facing rigid, if completely predictable, obstruction from Republican congressional majorities as it tries to do those things it was elected to do. But it insists that the most obvious solution to this completely man-made problem is just as much a problem as the obstruction itself.

Sigh. 


Twitter Update:

For those of you who have asked, yes, I immediately appealed my permanent suspension from Twitter.  The Twitter Hall Monitor got back to me right away and said they would review my appeal and let me know.  A week passed, I heard nothing, so I asked them for a status update.  I've still not heard anything.  So there you go.  


No Half Measures


No, The Lincoln Project Does Not Pay Me Royalties

And why should they? 

Sure, I wrote this exact thing almost exactly 15 years ago today:

Because in the Dubya Era a person can be a Good American, or a Good Republican, but they can no longer be both.

And over the following decade and a half I wrote it again...

Because in the Dubya Era a person can be a Good American, or a Good Republican, but they can no longer be both.

...and again ...

...and again...

...and again...

Because after five years in the Age of Dubya, you get to be either a Good Republican or a Good American, but you can no longer be both. 

...and again...

Everything else, however “true” it may be, is nothing but interesting architectural ornamentation on the brutal reality that, in the Age of Dubya, you can either be a Good American or a Good Republican, but you can no longer be both. 

...and again...

And so what was true in the Age of Bush is still tragically true today:
In these times you can either be a Good American.
Or you can be a Good Republican.
But you can no longer be both.

...and again...

As I have been writing for years
we have come to the place
where one can either be a Good American 
or a Good Republican, 
but one can no longer be both.

These are their troops: 
 

And this is their Generalissimo


...and hey looky!  Here's one I literally titled

"You Can Be A Good American, Or You Can Be A Good Republican" (But you can no longer be both.)

Over the years I've probably incorporated this sentiment into hundreds of posts, but of course this was mostly during the Before Time, back when saying such things definitely did not get you hours of free, flattering air time on cable teevee every day, or book deals, or writing gigs at respectable publications, or tens of millions pouring in from wealthy Liberals who wanted to fund my plucky, noble, uphill struggled to save our democracy from a depraved Republican Party.

It was, in fact, a time when people like the Lincoln Lads bent their considerable efforts toward making absolute pariahs of us mouthy America-hating, terrorist-loving Libtards for even suggesting such things.

But as we all know there are New Rules now, and since these things were all written by a mouthy Liberal during the Before Time, technically they no longer exist at all.

So why should the Lincoln Lads feel obliged to acknowledge an unperson like me?


No Half Measures


Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Will Saletan, The Kitty Kuspidor of Op-Ed Columnists


When things get back to demi-normal and instead of masking up and sprinting through the place like Jim Brown in the last reel of The Dirty Dozen we all have time in the world to luxuriate in the choices offered in the the aisles of out local Grocerarium (that's what they were called, right?) take a moment to turn your attention to the stuff you never noticed before.

The weird stuff.  

Rutabagels!, the Pacific Rim snacking meal food treat that "all the vital young persons are talking to the other youths about"Madame Florina's Kitty Kuspidors for the Spitty Kitty.  Stuff you know the clerks have to dust once a month because no one in their right mind has ever or will ever buy such a thing.  And yet there it sits, taking up presumably valuable real estate there other, much more saleable items could be promoted, forcing you to ask yourself unanswerable questions about what kind dark deals were struck behind closed doors to land Cap'n Funnelmuncher's Oral Hygiene Citrus Beverage on a shelf near the Pepsi and the apple juice.

Which brings me to Will Saletan, who, for me, is the op-ed columnist version of the Kitty Kuspidor.  I know he is  human person that I've been subliminally aware of, off and on, for some period of time.  I know he writes opinion pieces for Slate because Wikipedia tells me so.  And I know he occasional brings the fact that he works at Slate to a wider audience than the editors at Slate by writing something goofy or "controversial" that draw some attention from he outside world.

Such as this codswallop -- 

The Enemy Isn’t Republicans. It’s Liars.
The case for a broad, fact-based alliance against fabrications.

-- which immediately set off alarms by violating one of my most reliably battle-tested rules: when someone tells you it's not about Left or Right, tuck your money in your sock and run the other way:
 

Hey Will.  We already have a broad, fact-based alliance against fabrications.  It's called the Democratic Party and (frequently to my chagrin) anybody can join!  So thanks but no thanks, we don't need a new clubhouse with people like you working the door.

Over the years, I’ve bounced around the political spectrum. I was liberal in Texas, more conservative in college, and now I’m somewhere in the middle.

Yeah, kinda figured. And during all that bouncing apparently Mr. Saletan bonked his head and slept through [checks notes] the entire Bush Administration and the primal-scream racist freakout over the Kenyan Usurper because:

What Trump has brought to the United States is ruthless, relentless, denialist propaganda at a scale we used to see only in dictatorships. 

No, Trump is a point on a curve of the derangement trajectory of the GOP that has been accelerating for decades.  The GOP base begat Trump, not the other way around.  And anyway, we already have a broad, fact-based alliance against fabrications.  It's called the Democratic Party.  And so forth.

And now, by that big Both Siderist Clock on the wall, I see that it's time for a big helping of False Equivalence (with emphasis added):

Progressives and conservatives have always quarreled about what’s true. But to make those debates productive, and to correct our country’s mistakes—failed projects, naĂŻve policies, bad wars—we need a common standard for judging truth. That standard can’t be the Bible or identity politics. 

Then a little false hope and bonhomie to tease you along to through next paragraph:

If you hold Trump and his party responsible for this madness, as I do, it’s tempting to write off the whole GOP. The COVID deniers and election conspiracy theorists are overwhelmingly on the right. For the next two years, Democrats will control the presidency, the House, and the Senate. Why not just tell Republicans to go to hell? 

Why not indeed?  After all we already have a broad, fact-based alliance against fabrications.  It's called the Democratic Party.  Etcetera.

But we can't just tell Republicans.  Because something something ... honestly I can't even follow the tortured reasoning that follows because this sure sounds like Mr. Saletan is arguing that precisely because the Republican Party is, top to bottom, completely fucked-in-the-head --

...propagandists thrive on polarization. They recruit and derange their followers by dismissing all criticism as partisan. 

-- we need an alliance that crosses party lines:

To break their grip on the right half of the country, we need a fact-based alliance that crosses party lines.

Or maybe, as an alternative to that -- and bear with me now, because this is going to sound crazy -- what we really need is for the tiny fraction of Republicans who are not completely fucked-in-the-head to join a broad, fact-based alliance against fabrications which already exists called the Democratic Party.  Where they can do the one thing they have never done in their entire lives: finally shut the fuck up, step to the back of the line and let the people who have not been Very Loudly Wrong about the Right all along do the talking and leading.

But that plan isn't gonna fly with Mr. Saletan.  Instead, his marching orders for us mouthy Libtards is...

...supporting Sen. Mitt Romney, Rep. Liz Cheney, and other Republicans when they speak the truth. It means seriously engaging with fact-based journalism at the Dispatch, the Bulwark, National Review, and other publications in the center and on the right. It means distinguishing the sins of Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush from the pathologies of Trump and Newt Gingrich.

The Bulwark?

Hey, I've heard of them!

I wonder.  I just wonder...

Yep.

From the Bulwark podcast, 01/27//2021:

Episode 522:  "Will Saletan: We Need a Coalition for Truth"

And that's how you do it kids.

That's how Cap'n Funnelmuncher's Oral Hygiene Citrus Beverage gets itself moved from a dusty corner of the orphaned product shelf all the way to the express aisle cash register.  

 

No Half Measures


Hope Oklahoma Kept The Receipts

Oklahoma trying to return its $2m stockpile of hydroxychloroquine

The Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office has been tasked with attempting to return a $2 million stockpile of a malaria drug once touted by former President Donald Trump as a way to treat the coronavirus.

In April, Gov. Kevin Stitt, who ordered the hydroxychloroquine purchase, defended it by saying that while it may not be a useful treatment for the coronavirus, the drug had multiple other uses and “that money will not have gone to waste in any respect.”

But nearly a year later the state is trying to offload the drug back to its original supplier, California-based FFF Enterprises, Inc, a private pharmaceutical wholesaler...

Sorry Stitt, story credit only for Quislings.  


No Half Measures


The Snowflakes Have Never Tasted Real Cancel Culture


They've never been on the business end of a no-fucking-around anti-fascist movement.


No Half Measures


The First Rough Draft of History

This will serve as my review of the PBS Frontline Trump documentary, "Trumps' American Carnage", which dropped yesterday.

It is a typical example of the Frontline genre.  In this case they've created a well-produced, workmanlike account of Donald Trump's escalating assaults on democratic norms and institutions and his tightening grip on the Republican Party.  Since Trump's atrocities and the GOP's capitulations are far too numerous to capture in a single hour Frontline moves swiftly through the years, touching in the worst of the worst -- basically an hour-long timeline of key events of the Trump presidency from escalator to insurrection narrated by William Lyman, who is both the longtime voice of the Frontline series and (fun fact) the voice of Dos Equis beer.   

Since the thrust of the documentary is the accelerating pace and recklessness of Trump's authoritarianism, emphasis is placed on those examples along the way which most clearly illuminate that trajectory.  For example, two hours during which Trump ordered the teargassing and clubbing of peaceful protesters in Lafayette Square so that he could stage a photo-op is given more air time than Trump's year-long catastrophic refusal to deal with the COVID-19 pandemic seriously.  Instead, Frontline focuses on Trump's use of state lockdowns in response to the pandemic as an opportunity to whip his followers into a statehouse-storming, "Liberate Virginia!  Liberate Michigan! Liberate Minnesota!" frenzy.

I'm not faulting the Frontline producers for putting the emphasis where they did in order to tell the story they wanted to tell.  This was, after all, a one-hour documentary on Trump's steady progression towards open tyranny and violent insurrection and not a 20 hour disquisition on Everything Horrible Trump Did, so no beef from me on that score.

From the Frontline website:

From his first days as president to his last, how Trump stoked division, violence and insurrection. FRONTLINE investigates Trump’s siege on his enemies, the media and even the leaders of his own party, who for years ignored the warning signs of what was to come.

Like pretty much every other Frontline documentary you've ever seen, the story is advanced by a combination Mr. Lyman's disembodied Third Party Omniscient voice, a variety of People Seated in Chairs and various other narrative devices familiar to documentary enthusiasts such as photographs, video footage, audio recordings, Tweets, documents with highlighted text, etc.

And it's the People Seated in Chairs that gives me serious pause.

There are the Reporters -- Yamiche Alcindor, Peter Baker, Darlene Superville, Robert Costa, Susan Glasser and I'm probably forgetting someone -- who talk about the relevant stories that they have reported on.

There are the Villains like Corey Lewandowski, Roger Stone, Sean Spicer and Frank Luntz trying to look rueful, because it's only fair that we hear from bad guys.

Then there are the Republican Political Eunuchs: current office-holding potted ferns like Susan Collins, and those driven from office like Jeff Flake and Bob Corker, who now shake their head, dazed that St. Reagan did not come down from Republican Heaven to intercede. 

But what of the most important Person Seated in a Chair of all?  The Everyman?  The avatar for the PBS audience's outrage?  Who could Frontline get to look into the middle-distance and say "They were warned over and over and over, but did they listen?  Noooooo they did not and now their fucked!" seven different way?

Why The Bulwark's Conservative podcaster Charlie Sykes of course!   

In fact, other than William Lyman and Donald Trump himself, by my rough estimate, no one's voice is heard more often in this documentary that Mr. Sykes' to whom the documentary's literal last word is given .  And he is there as the representative of the only people in American who, so far as Frontline tells us, were wise enough and insightfully enough to be out there warning the country early on that they needed to take the threat of Donald Trump seriously:  Republican Never Trumpers.  

And that's problem for me.

Another problem is that, in this story of one of America's major political party rapidly succumbing to madness and barbarism, there is almost no sign of America's other major political party.  There is some audio of a woman not identified as Nancy Pelosi calling for a voice vote on impeachment in the House a year ago, and file footage of Adam Schiff warning during Trump's impeachment trial in the Senate that if the Senate let's him off the hook this time he will absolutely do it again and worse.  

But other than those two, brief cameos, the Democratic Party does not seem to exist at all.  

Also missing from this first rough draft of history is the Women's March, the rise of the Resistance, the massive Democratic voter registration drive and the unprecedented Democratic voter turnout that made it possible for the Democrats to take the House in 2018, which is the only reason there was an impeachment trial at all.

Instead, unless you were already very familiar with American politics, you could very likely come away from this documentary believing the following:

  • All the scary shit going on with the Republican Party -- the racism, the lies, the violence, the conspiracy mongering, the zeal for strong-man fascism -- all of it began with Donald Trump running for president.  There is no need to look for any pre-existing conditions any further back than that.

  • This entire period of American politics is defined by an internecine struggle between Conservative factions.  Nothing of any real importance to the story of the rise of Donald Trump exists outside of that context. 

  • The only real opposition Donald Trump ever faced came from a small group of plucky, sagacious Never Trumpers who warned their fellow Republicans "...over and over and over again about Donald Trump.  Who he was.  What he was capable of doing.  And they looked the other way. "

And that's a real problem for me.


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Font O' Wisdom, This Guy

Joe Walsh then.

Same mouthy asshole now:

No, Joe, we're watching the apotheosis of your Republican Party -- a party which died decades ago and has been a racist zombie killing machine dancing around in Lincoln's winding cloth ever since.

So why am I so hard-hearted?  Why am I unpersuaded by all the righteous obituaries of the GOP by a handful of goofs who were, until recently, the party's most loyal lieutenants?  

Because I've seen it all before.

If you click on "The Bubba Bubble" ... 

...you'll find one of the many thousands of posts I wrote about the condition and trajectory of the GOP. during the Before Time -- that long stretch of Verboten History from the day Adam and Eve lost their lease on Paradise until the day Donald Trump began running away with the Republican nomination about which Beltway pundits are now forbidden to speak.


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I See the Casting for "The Departed II: Snitch Harder" Is Coming Along Nicely

From Reuters:

Exclusive: Proud Boys leader was ‘prolific’ informer for law enforcement

Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys extremist group, has a past as an informer for federal and local law enforcement, repeatedly working undercover for investigators after he was arrested in 2012, according to a former prosecutor and a transcript of a 2014 federal court proceeding obtained by Reuters.

In the Miami hearing, a federal prosecutor, a Federal Bureau of Investigation agent and Tarrio’s own lawyer described his undercover work and said he had helped authorities prosecute more than a dozen people in various cases involving drugs, gambling and human smuggling.

Tarrio, in an interview with Reuters Tuesday, denied working undercover or cooperating in cases against others. “I don’t know any of this,” he said, when asked about the transcript. “I don’t recall any of this.”...

I forget what it is that snitches are supposed to get.  

Is it cake?  

Two scoops?  

A parade?

Ah well.  It'll come to me.


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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

It Is a Fact of Human Nature That Unless the Mob Is Stopped...


...it will always burn down the observatory on Lagash.

And unless the mob is prevented from rising to power...

 ...it will go on hunting for Emanuel Goldstein forever.

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Truly, Madly, Deeply

Whatever they say, however they make their lips move to mouth the right ritual phrases for public consumption, we will know that in their hearts, until they day they die, Republicans from the very top of the party right down to the street where you live will always be American-hating fascists.  

From Forbes:

McConnell Votes To Dismiss Trump Impeachment Trial As Only Five Senate Republicans Side With Democrats

And so the political project of our lives must be to wipe the stain of Republicanism from our country.  To defeat them everywhere. Disempower them. Drive them out of business, out of our houses of worship, out of our lives altogether.  Let them know no relief from the contempt of civilized men and women.  Let them go to sleep at night in the certain knowledge that when they wake they will be even more outcast from decent society than they were they day before.


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Where Do You Think They Learned It?

Before Donald Trump and his Republican henchmen incited the bloody 01/06/21 insurrection against the government of the United States (as the perfect coda to the worst administration in American history), the previous most unimaginably awful crime against American principles and values a president and his henchmen could possibly commit was making torture an official policy of the United States government.

Which is exactly what the Bush administration did.  In secret, of course, while they categorically denied it in public and their myrmidons ruthlessly slandered anyone who suggested that the Bush regime was capable of such terrors.

Until the photographs got out.  

Then continuing to lie about Bush and torture became impossible and overnight the vocabulary of the Right pivoted from indignant, flag-swaddled denial to ... something else.   Something that, more than a decade later, helps explain why Republicans now broadly believe that if they can hedge and straddle and deflect and Both Sides the bloody 01/06/21 Republican insurrection long enough and loud enough -- if they can kick up enough chaff and rally enough straw men -- this to shall pass.

For example, The Wall Street Journal (always so free and easy with the slagging of Libtards who doubted the decency of Commander Cuckoo-bananas) suddenly lawyered-up, getting very "Well, technically..." about the evidence tat was now spilling out.  The Wall Street Journal continued on unharmed.

Infamous bar-fly and Beltway Conservative icon Peggy Noonan famously counselled that, as a great nation, we should just “keep walking” because “some of life has to be mysterious.”  Noonan kept her position and status and continues to be welcomed as a respected guest on the Sunday Showz.

As one of the chief architects of the Bush regimes legal justifications for torture and the "unitary executive" theory that would grant a president unlimited dictatorial power, you would think that John Yoo would have been driven out of civilized society in a manner that would involve tar, feathers and rail.  But you would be wrong.  Yoo is now the Emanuel S. Heller Professor of Law at the University of California, Berkeley, School of Law and spent the past four years as an unapologetic champion of virtually every one of Trump's monstrous trangressions.

Marc Thiessen was also an real cheerleader for the Bush torture regime and a Bush speechwriter.  For his loyal service to the American Fascist Party, he was gifted a permanent syndicated column in The Washington Post where he spent eight years calling Obama a dirty commie traitor, and our years enthusiastically gobbling Trump's withered mushroom knob.

There were no greater fans of torturing brown people than Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, whose fortunes have only risen since the Age of Dubya.

And as recently as 2014, we find Nicolle Wallace -- former George W. Bush press secretary and America's Never Trump "It" Girl -- energetically defending her former boss and his torture crew:

"I don't care what we did": What Nicolle Wallace's rant reveals about America's torture problem

Former GOP operative and current co-host of "The View" issues tirade -- showing how normalized torture has become

... 
So here’s what Wallace said on Tuesday, while gabbing with her buddies on MSNBC: “"In the history of this country, I think months after 9/11, there were three people who we thought knew about imminent attacks and we did whatever we had to do.” Having misled viewers into thinking a huge, secret and continent-spanning torture regime was actually just focused on merely three suspected terrorists (no biggie; what’s a little waterboarding between friends?), Wallace added, solemnly, “I pray to god that until the end of time, we do whatever we have to do to find out what's happening.” It was “asinine” and “dangerous” to claim that systematic torture “makes America less great,” the person who’d just implied god supports torture said. All that matters, Wallace argued, is whether torture “help[s] us kill people who want to kill us.”  But liberals, she complained, want to focus on “political correctness” — i.e., not committing war crimes.

For her sins, Ms. Wallace has been gifted her own hour of prime-time on MSNBC where she does a brisk business laundering the reputations of former and current Republicans and has effectively disappeared the entire eight years of failure, disaster, incompetence and war crimes under Bush by compressing it into a single word: "myformerbosswhateveryouthinkofhim".

The list goes on and on and on.

Mark Twain once observed that, “Comedy equals tragedy plus time.”

And having observed how Bush's most ferocious and tireless defenders not only kept their jobs after that administration collapsed, but were frequently promoted into positions of even greater influence, we can now say without fear of contradiction that ouchless Republican redemption equals treason plus time plus a shit-ton of Beltway media money. 



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Monday, January 25, 2021

Mickey Edwards Quits the Republican Party +30 Years Too Late

Don't @ me about how I bungled the precise date at which it should have been obvious to any averagely intelligent observer that the GOP was a doomed racist shitpile hurtling its way irrevocably towards a rendezvous with monster like Trump.  I've written hundreds of posts on the subject and I'm bored of the pedantry, so whatever your preferred date ("It was Richard Nixon vs. Helen Gahagan Douglas you idiot!") we can all agree that at least one full generation has passed since it was painfully clear where they were headed.  

But not for life-long Republican Mickey Edwards, whose short "My Life as a Republican" book report was published in The Bulwark last week.

It begins:

It was 1958. I had turned 21...

It arrives at the middle like this:

I have been a Republican for 62 years. I have been a Goldwater conservative, a Reagan conservative, and a W conservative.

And reaches its thematic conclusion with

And I have now left the Republican party. A party that has been at the center of my entire adult life. A party that defined me to others and to myself. It has become the opposite of what it was. It has become a cult idolizing a ruler, a trasher of institutions of democracy driven by falsehoods and hatreds.

And by "I have now left" Mr. Edwards literally mean last week.

There is no attempt to explain what happened to his party, or why it happened.  In Mr. Edward's telling there is no hint of his party's relentless, accelerating, downward spiral which took place over the course of decades.  Instead there is just a sudden, massive break -- like a femur being snapped in two.  The Republican Party was cruising along doing just fine until, overnight and inexplicably, it became "a cult idolizing a ruler, a trasher of institutions of democracy driven by falsehoods and hatreds."  

And now Mr. Edwards has parted company with his party.  Which makes a body wonder whether the consensus opinion of Never Trumper high command is that cancelling his lifetime subscription to True Conservative magazine makes Mr. Edwards a Hero of the Resistance...

...or, to quote famous Teevee Never Trumper Rick Wilson: 

Nobody is fooled by these last-second, come-to-Jesus conversions.




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