
Commandeers global media.
So first we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Palin" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
Then we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Terry Jones" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
May we assume the next monstrosity to grab a Bible and come slouching out of the Right's collective unconscious and into wall-to-wall, 24/7 media coverage will be named

"John Cleese"?