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Thursday, February 19, 2026

These Days, Any $10 Cassandra Can Predict With Astonishing Accuracy...

...what advice Team Legacy Media and Team Never Trump will always insist Democrats must follow if they don't want to lose everything.

So, no surprise that, over at The Bulwark, Mark Leibovich's "advice" to Democrats was centered entirely around picking fights with other Democrats.

From Leibovich's Atlantic article, which is why Tim Miller invited him over for a bitch sesh:

The squabble underscored how the Democrats can’t help but keep playing to a stubborn stereotype—a soft and pampered bunch, unwilling to make the gritty sacrifices (such as getting dressed) necessary to prevail in their “existential” campaign to save democracy.

“The Democrats treat their fucking people like kindergartners,” Sarah Longwell, a former Republican consultant who quit the party over Donald Trump, told me. Longwell can get exasperated by her new allies on the left. When I mentioned the DNC’s in-person-work kerfuffle, it set her off.

“Republicans are over here being straight-up mercenaries,” Longwell said. “Democrats give everybody Fridays off and talk about work-life balance.” She apologized for yelling into the phone. Democrats “are not built for when the fascists come,” she concluded... 

Martin himself has a knack for reinforcing these caricatures. Just as I was starting this project, he presided over the DNC’s summer meeting in Minneapolis to begin the urgent work of rebuilding the Democratic coalition and making the party palatable to American voters again. Soon after calling the assembly of more than 400 party officials to order, Martin relinquished his mic to a representative of the Saginaw Ojibwe Nation for the DNC’s “land acknowledgment” ritual. Switching between English and her tribal language, the Indigenous woman affirmed that Minneapolis had been stolen from its native Dakota Oyate Tribe (“the original stewards of the lands and waters”). 

The interlude took only a minute or two but received outsize attention—and ridicule—as an example of how Democrats remain overly concerned with performative pandering to various small identity groups. “It is difficult to imagine more than a handful of people looking out over the current hellscape of U.S. policy and thinking to themselves: You know what we need to be sure to address today? The Dakota War of 1862,” Andrew Egger wrote in The Bulwark.

So let's take a look at how minor HR dispute and two minutes of harmless comments at a summer DNC meeting in 2025 got turned into a five-alarm, OMG DEMOCRATS ARE THE WORST! fire in 2026 at The Bulwark.

To start with, I found it interesting that Leibovich didn't feel the need to include the next couple of sentences of Egger's Bulwark column which are as follows (emphasis added):
Right-wing media gleefully ping-ponged the clip around social media: Wake up, babe, they’re still doing land acknowledgments!

Democrats may believe, sincerely, that there is no harm (and, indeed, some good) in these displays. But many more people instinctively recoil against this sort of thing...
Two things.  One for later and one for now.  The later thing is, who exactly are the "many more people" who "instinctively recoil against this sort of thing" and how in the world do these "many more people" know the first god damn thing about the 2025 DNC summer meeting?

Could these "many more people" tell me anything at all about the other 99.9% of that meeting?  Do they have strong opinions about the Rules and Bylaws Committee evaluating the early voting state lineup for the 2028 presidential election?  

Or the Resolutions Committee debate over proposals regarding the Israel-Hamas war, including potential calls for a ceasefire and changes to military aid?  

How about the "Organizing Summer" Initiative to build volunteer networks, register voters, and engage in non-political spaces to prepare for 2025/2026 elections?  Any thoughts on those?

Let's put a pin in that for a minute, and get on to the second thing.  In the portion of the column that Leibovich left out, Egger explains how this tiny moment became a "story" at all.  The right-wing media was doing what the right-wing media always does: latching on to some incredibly trivial moment that would have otherwise passed unnoticed,.. or taking some remark wildly out of context ... or just making shit up and using their gargantuan fascist echo chamber to hype the shit out of it.

Fox News headline, August 25, 2025:
DNC opens summer meeting with land acknowledgement ...
The second Fox News headline, August 25, 2025:
Lindy Sowmick, a Minnesota Democrat and self-described 'Indigenous queer woman,' recited the acknowledgement Monday...
The National Desk, August 26, 2025:
DNC faces ridicule over land acknowledgment
Ridicule?  Really?  From whom, I wonder?  Is it from...the fascists?!

The Colorado Springs Gazette:
Byron York blasts DNC land acknowledgement...
Really?  York at the Colorado Springs Gazette?  Oh how the mighty fops of yesteryear have fallen.

Megyn Kelly on Facebook:  
The Democratic party learned NOTHING as they start summer meeting with "land acknowledgement..."
Megyn Kelly on YouTube:  
The Democratic party learned NOTHING as they start summer meeting with "land acknowledgement...
Megyn Kelly on YouTube Shorts:  
Megyn Kelly reacts to the ridiculously long "land acknowledgement" at DNC summer meeting.
The Blaze:  
The Democrats have gone insane
So at this point this is just another "OMG!  Obama wore a tan suit!"/ "OMG!  Obama likes fancy mustard!"/"OMG!  That crazy communist Kenyan Obama thinks inflating your tires correctly will solve all our energy problems!" bit of catnip for the bigots and imbeciles who think Fox News is "news" and who jerk off to Megyn Kelly's hate-porn.

For the fascists to boost bullshit like this out of the Fox News terrarium and into the wider world they're gonna need help.   

They need their manufactured indignation at least appear to be "bipartisan".  

The need some cranky, octogenarian Democrat who is 20 years past his sell-by date to pop off about how awful this insignificant little moment was.

They need...
Carville slams DNC over land acknowledgment.
There we go!

Yep.  That was the Fox News headline, August 28, 2025.

And this was the Fox News headline, August 29, 2025:
Carville rebukes DNC over woke 'land acknowledgment' ...
And this was the headline in Rupert Murdoch's New York Post,  August 29, 2025:
Carville erupts over DNC's woke land acknowledgment ...
Yay!  It's out there in the world now!  People are talking!  People like Dan "Turncoat" Turrentine talking to [checks notes] Laura Fucking Ingraham.  

So helpful!

From The Daily Caller, August 26, 2025:
‘It’s Maddening’: Ex-Dem Strategist Slams Party After Day 1 Of DNC Summer Meeting

Former Democratic strategist Dan Turrentine condemned his party on Monday following the first day of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) summer meeting.

One of the first items on the DNC meeting agenda was a “land acknowledgement,” based on the premise that the Minnesota land they were on was improperly taken from indigenous people. Turrentine said on “The Ingraham Angle” that the Democratic Party was repeating its past mistakes that led it to its current diminished state. 

“Laura, you said it: it’s the definition of insanity: you just keep doing the same thing over and over again. And as a Democrat, it’s maddening that we’re still not serious,” Turrentine told host Laura Ingraham.
And this is where Cokie's Law kicks in.

Are you familiar with Cokie's Law?  If not, let the coiner of the term, OG Liberal blogger and my Bradcast radio partner, Heather "Digby" Parton, explain.  From Salon, August 24, 2015:
Many years ago when political blogging was in its infancy, I coined the phrase “Cokie’s Law,” which referred to a specific comment by pundit Cokie Roberts about the Lewinsky scandal that illustrated the precise way the beltway media excused their propensity for cheap gossip and scandalmongering. In discussing whether or not Hillary Clinton had actually blamed her husband’s childhood for his philandering, Roberts said:
“At this point it doesn’t much matter whether she said it or not because it’s become part of the culture. I was at the beauty parlor yesterday and this was all anyone was talking about.”
Cokie’s Law is the axiom that says the press can  pass judgement about anything once it’s “out there” regardless of whether or not what’s “out there” is true. This allows them to skip doing boring rebuttals of the facts at hand and instead hold forth at length about how it bears on the subject’s “judgement” and the “appearance” of wrongdoing without ever proving that what they did was wrong.
Once Carville had popped off, and Egger had written his bitchy paragraph and worried about those  "many more people" who "instinctively recoil against this sort of thing",  the pervasive contempt for Democrats which is always roiling just below the surface at The Bulwark was free to ricochet around like a fistful of bottle rockets in a phonebooth.  

They were obsessed with this story, not because of anything inherent about the facts of the story, but because of what "people out there", "voters", "normal people" would think.  See!  See!  Democrats don't care about normal people stuff.  This is why Democrats lose!

No, this is why you can never trust a Never Trumper.  Because they've still got that Conservative media wiring in their heads.  Because whenever the Conservative media machine (which they loyally served for their entire adult lives) does shit like this, it never occurs to them to attack the machine itself for wildly exaggerating some bit of nothing into Civilization On The Brink Of Collapse.  

Instead they automatically react by beating up on Democrats for...what?  For letting someone talk for 90 seconds at a two day conference?  

This is why your humble scrivener warned y'all about the Never Trumpers colonizing the Liberal media and elbowing actual Liberals out of the way.  Because believe it or not, there is another way -- a different way -- to talk about these garbage stories which the right-wing media is constantly trying (and, as they did here, frequently succeeding) to stovepipe into the wider public conversation.

You hang a lantern on it.  Contextualize it.  Talk about how the whole Fox News business model is based on taking trivial nonsense and inflating into crises and expecting us to fall for it.  To be distracted from the Epstein Files by it. Good God how stupid do they think we are?

Also, I for one would like someone to explain to me how it came to be the received wisdom of the Legacy Media that low-information or disengaged or undecided voters can be people who have no idea what's happening in the country and couldn't tell you who their senators are or their representative is if you held a bazooka to their heads.. 

...while at the same time these same low-information or disengaged or undecided voters are apparently so deeply enmeshed in the right-of-the-decimal-point organizational details of the Democratic party that they're going to give up on the Democrats and vote straight fascist party ticket because of 90 seconds at the 2025 DNC party meeting or some HR dispute that some anonymous, disgruntled staffer leaked to The New York Times (which is always only too happy to "report" on bitchy office gossip.)  

And our "allies" will never just use a Fox News talking point to bludgeon Democrats just once.  They recycle them, stacking one high dudgeon atop another until they have the highest dudgeon of all.  

Because it wasn't enough for our "ally" to wildly overreact in the pages of The Atlantic to what amounted to an HR dispute:

“The Democrats treat their fucking people like kindergartners,” Sarah Longwell, a former Republican consultant who quit the party over Donald Trump, told me. Longwell can get exasperated by her new allies on the left. When I mentioned the DNC’s in-person-work kerfuffle, it set her off.

“Republicans are over here being straight-up mercenaries,” Longwell said. “Democrats give everybody Fridays off and talk about work-life balance.” She apologized for yelling into the phone. Democrats “are not built for when the fascists come,” she concluded...

Goodness no.  Leibovich just had to recycle the bullshit Fox News talking point from last year to make sure the knife went in all the way.  

You can watch this shit move through the system like a contrasting agent moving through a human body during a C/T scan.   From the Fox News Bombast Machine to Megyn Kelly's histrionics to a useful chump like James Carville shitting pine cones over it, then on to The Bulwark and cable news...

...then recycled and amplified in The Atlantic, then back to The Bulwark where any $10 Cassandra knows what comes next.  

A stern warning that if Democrats want to win, they need to start picking fights with other Democrats.

And picking fights with former Democratic presidents.  

Oh, and don't forget picking fights with "various groups that make up the party’s broad coalition".  

So yay!  More hippie punching. All of which is supposed to make Democrats more popular with "regular people."

And yet somehow going after Republicans -- y'know, the actual fascists who actually have a knife to the throat of American democracy -- isn't really on the menu.  

So, should Democrats follow this advice and start a circle of infighting, what exactly is it that "regular people" are supposed to suddenly notice?  That no Democrat likes the Democrats?  That every Democrat is running against their own party?  

In which case this $10 Cassandra predicts that, should any of that happen, we can all look forward to a chorus of Team Legacy Media and Team Never Trump voices decrying "Democrats in disarray."

One final note, by way of demonstrating that anyone can have all kinds of fun with Cokie's Law.  Can you believe Sarah Longwell losing her shit and yelling into the phone while she was on the record?

But, well, what'dya expect?  Chicks, amirite!  Way too emotional to be trusted with really important jobs.  

And, being a sane and decent person, you would probably bark at me.  How dare I!  And rightly demand that I take that misogynist shit back.  

But, see, under the shield of Cokie's Law I am protected.

Because under the shield of Cokie's Law it doesn't matter if it's true. 

All that matters is my assertion that some non-specific group of "people" are talking about it.

That it's "out there"  

That it's "in the air".

That it's what I'm hearing.


I Am The Liberal Media



Monday, January 12, 2026

I'm Genuinely Pleased To See So Many Respectable Public Figures Catching Up To Where Liberals Were 20 Years Ago

No kidding.  This is from Margaret Sullivan's newsletter:

Journalists should be telling these disastrous and consequential stories with clarity, tough reporting and a reliance on verifiable facts.

Thankfully, some of that is happening, and I’ll give a few examples in a moment. But first, I have to draw your attention to — and express my disgust at — the way the Jan. 6, 2021 anniversary was portrayed on CBS Evening News. It was almost kissed off altogether, but the attention it did get was rife with appalling “both sides are equal” commentary.

“President Trump accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack. Hakeem Jeffries accused Trump of whitewashing it,” was the summation by newly installed anchor Tony Dokoupil, as images of the Trump faithful hoisting banners that thanked him for their pardons played in the background.

That’s what this is about? Both sides equal?

“SHAMEFUL,” was the response of Larry Sabato, who runs the nonpartisan Center for Politics at the University of Virginia.

He’s right, of course. And the broader context makes it even worse.

“Dokoupil’s disgraceful framing served as a reminder that Larry Ellison, the billionaire Oracle co-founder who bankrolled his son’s takeover of CBS News’ parent company, Paramount, assisted Trump’s efforts to try to overturn the 2020 election,” was the apt reminder from Jon Passantino of the Status newsletter.

My Guardian colleague Jeremy Barr looked at the anchor’s first week on the job, which was mostly an embarrassment to the legacy of the storied network, despite his relatively strong interview with border czar Tom Homan.

On the one hand, it's possible that all of these Damascene awakenings are too little, too late.  On the other hand, it's been damn lonely out here on what, for a very long time, were the disreputable, and roundly derided "Both Sides Don't!" fringes of journalism, so the companionship is welcome, even though, more often than not, our new companions have no idea that we exist, and believe they're stepping out onto the untouched terra incognita of media criticism.   

My hope for them is that they'll lose what appears to be some lingering timidity, because we all need people with much larger platforms than this one calling out the guilt parties by name, title, profession and corporation.

For example, Margaret Sullivan did  a fine job here calling out Tony Dokoupil and CBS under its new MAGA overlord, Larry Ellison.  But before she retired (and moved on to the Washington Post for a few years, and thence on to the Guardian and newsletter writing), she was The New York Times' public editor for four years.  And, without any doubt, the Times is one of the prominent and defiantly Both Siderist media corporations left in American.  

And while Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. is never going to return my call, nor is his assistant, nor his assistant's assistant, nor his assistant's assistant's intern... Margaret Sullivan worked face-to-face with the man for four years.  And since she almost certainly still has the publisher of the Times on speed-dial, imagine what a service to civilization it would be for her to do what 99.9% of us cannot do: call him directly and get him to either speak on the record...or refuse to speak on the record... about why so many lying, equivocating hacks and Both Siderist trolls are employed by him to write under his masthead.  

What a great service that would be. 

Similarly Heather Cox Richardson and Joanne Freeman here.  

At around the 20:19 mark, HCR and Freeman go on a long tear about "both-sidesism" that was so blunt and lucid you'd think you were listening to [checks notes] The Professional Left podcast from 15 years ago :-)  

But seriously, it was so... what's the word I'm looking for?  Soothing?  Nah.  Reassuring?  Thrilling?  Close.  Affirming?   Near enough.  It was so affirming to hear someone with millions of readers and listeners, speaking the truth so plainly and clearly.  

From Wikipedia:

Letters from an American (2019–present)

In September 2019, Richardson began writing a daily synopsis of political events associated with the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump. Originally posting late every evening or in the early hours of the next day on her Facebook page, Richardson pivoted to writing a daily newsletter, entitled Letters from an American. The newsletter deals with contemporary events she explains and relates to historical developments, with a focus on the health of American democracy.

As of December 2020, Richardson was "the most successful individual author of a paid publication on . . . Substack" and on track to bring in a million dollars of revenue a year. The newsletter received a "Best of Boston" award for "2021 Best Pandemic Newsletter" from Boston magazine. By January 2024, the newsletter had about 1.3 million people reading each edition. The Nation described her journalistic voice as "sincere, humble, approachable, and jargon-free."

Continuing, here's a small excerpt from the aforementioned YouTube:

HCR:  And it made me think about the way that we are covering the small steps toward dictatorship.  And people saying, "Well, you know, let me... let's take a look at at... really, they say... the ICE guys say that this happened."  And it's like they have been lying to you all along. It has been proven in court that they are lying to you! Why are you still saying that, you know, taking what they say at face value? 

And that's true across this across this administration. They get out there, they lie, and the newspapers put it in there as if this has the same kind of weight as a video taken at the time that shows something very [different].   It is making my head explode. And it is  time for us to say no, we're not going to look at we're not going to sit there and... and both sides these things. We are marching toward a dictatorship. This is the bigger picture. And when that bigger picture happens, the way you push back is the way the United States used to push back against fascism.  By calling it out. 

Freeman:  And... and here's the thing.   And here's part of the way I think we... we got to the long trail of both sidesing murder and everything else that's being both sides right now.  I think casting our mind back in time, if you're thinking about a small "d" democratic mentality of... of tolerating more than one point of view.  We were primed to at least allow for there to be more than one side, right? That that felt like what you're supposed to do as a small "d" democratic thinker is allow tolerate other points of view. So that felt like, way back in time, "fairness".   And I think it... it hung on longer than it should have because of that because of that link. 

Well, we're being fair. 

We're allowing both sides past the time when that should have been there because then it... it hung on. It hung on long past the time when the other side was no longer feasible or possibly good in any way and people didn't necessarily see that or want to see that. 

But... but there was like a residue of that idea clinging. Now we have people both sidesing in part because it allows them to kowtow to the regime in one way and also it allows them to claim no responsibility for anything.  And they're just, you know, "Here we go. Uh... there are two ways of looking at it. Thank you very much. We're going to go back now and print out our newspapers. It's a cop out.  It's a double copout. It's a copout of not wanting to take a stand. It's a copout by folding to the people who have power.  Uh and it's, you know, a failure uh at just the moment... and again, the moment that we're in, there are no two sides. 

It goes on quite a bit longer than that, and kudos to both women for saying what they said.

Except...and it kills me to point this out because I really don't want to come across as "Yesterday's Enterprise" Picard -- 

...except this is how HCR began her critique.

HCR:  You know, I was looking today as I [do] every morning.  I read all the papers across the country -- all the [ones] from the major cities -- and I'm not going to call this large famous newspaper out by name -- but they're both sidesing what happened on the streets of Minneapolis. 

But you have to call them out by name, Heather.  By name, title, profession and corporation.

You absolutely have to.

Because, respectfully, anything less at this perilous moment is simply not good enough.


I Am The Liberal Media



Thursday, January 01, 2026

Gallows Schadenfreude (™)

Definition:  Enjoying a hearty laugh at someone else's adversity or tribulation even as you stand up there on the windy gibbet.

I was moved to coin this term when I heard -- and not for the first time -- the recently-former Republicans and MSNOW employees at The Bulwark shaking their fist at the heavens and insisting that "billionaires who care about America" need to step the fuck up and fund a new media that can push back against Conservative media and the Republican-controlled legacy media.  

Oh how carefully they avoiding saying that Liberal billionaires need to step up and fund a genuinely Liberal media.  

From a December 31, 2025 Bulwark podcast:  

Sarah Longwell:  What do we do about an entirely consolidated media system that has been built around Trump's allies? 

Jonathan Last (with a smirk):  Why Sarah, what do we do? 

Longwell:  We have to build new things. We have to be the ones, like, where are the patriotic billionaires?  Like, Bezos acted like a patriotic billionaire and then sold out to Trump and gave him the [Washington] Post. The [Washington] Post is a shell of itself. We're going to have to build entirely new media ecosystems and billionaires who care about America are going to have to step up and start helping to both build and and bring back these media. 

Tim Miller:  We probably need to regulate them too. 

As most of you know, Liberals have been writing about the awfulness of the legacy media forever -- shouting it from our little blogs for more than 20 years, and talking about it for decades before that.  So imagine my gallows schadenfreude when I heard these former Republicans -- who popped into existence five minutes ago and were immediately lavished with the kind of daily, unalloyed support of the "liberal" media that is beyond the wildest dreams of OG Liberal bloggers and podcasters -- suddenly noticing that the legacy media sucks, then breathlessly announcing it to the world as if they think they've just discovered radium, and then insisting that patriotic billionaire damn well need to step up and take action.  

Except based on their performance to date, if they did ever find a djinn bottle on the beach and wish for the independent media of their dreams to be conjured into existence, it's pretty clear what kind of "independent" media they would ask for.  

An awesome Sensible, Center-Right new/old media -- a retro-media, if you will -- where no one talks about the state of the GOP before Trump.  Where it would perpetually be 2013: a spiritual recreation of Sally Quinn's tight circle of parlor austerity trolls of days gone by, but this time with emojis.  Where George Will would once again be the fount of all wisdom, and David Brooks would once again be free to roam the land, concocting imaginary bright futures for an imaginary Republican party. (From Brooks in 2013)

A Second G.O.P. 

...It’s probably futile to try to change current Republicans. It’s smarter to build a new wing of the Republican Party, one that can compete in the Northeast, the mid-Atlantic states, in the upper Midwest and along the West Coast. It’s smarter to build a new division that is different the way the Westin is different than the Sheraton...

The second G.O.P. wouldn’t be based on the Encroachment Story. It would be based on the idea that America is being hit simultaneously by two crises, which you might call the Mancur Olson crisis and the Charles Murray crisis. 

A media where, for the greater good -- 

-- Liberals who insist on writing about the Before Time or the idiocy of the new/old Brahmans of this brave, new retro-media would be kept safely away from the microphones, just as they were in days of old (both are deadlinks, so don't bother.)

BooMan weighs in:
David Brooks: Stupid as a Boiled Ham
by BooMan
Tue Jan 29th, 2013 at 09:42:45 AM EST

You knew that at one point David Brooks would suffer enough cognitive dissonance to lead him to make a permanent break with the Republican Party. That day has not yet come. Instead, because his paycheck depends on his willingness to ignore all cognitive dissonance, Brooks has today decided to advocate the creation of a second Republican Party. This party won't be based in the South or the Mormon Mountain West. It won't be completely paranoid about the ever-growing encroachment of the Nanny State. Possibly, it won't be bug-eyed nuts about Sharia Law and Latinos who behead white people in the Arizona desert...

Shakes sticks a fork in it:

The GOP isn't even honest about who they are when they're navel-gazing. Americans expect politicians to lie to us, but we expect them at least not to lie to themselves.

However, for the time being...


I Am The Liberal Media




Wednesday, September 17, 2025

H.R. Is Quickly Coming To Mean "Honors Rendered"


Panegyric the right way and you can go back to your desk.  Do it wrong, or disagree, and H.R. will help you pack your shit and show you to the door.

From CBS News:

Multiple firings

A number of employees in a range of industries, as well as in academia, are finding themselves in hot water over remarks they made about Kirk's death or his political beliefs. 

PHNX Sports, an online sports news site focused on Arizona, announced the firing of reporter Gerald Bourguet after he said on social media on Wednesday, in a since-deleted post, that "Refusing to mourn a life devoted to that cause is not the same thing as celebrating gun violence."

"Truly don't care if you think it's insensitive or poor timing to decline to respect an evil man who died," he added.

Bourguet declined to comment when reached by CBS News.

MSNBC said it cut ties with analyst Matthew Dowd after he said in an on-air conversation that Kirk had pushed incendiary speech and that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions." In a public statement, Comcast accused Dowd of making "an unacceptable and insensitive comment about this horrific event." 

"That coverage was at odds with fostering civil dialogue and being willing to listen to the points of view of those who have differing opinions. We should be able to disagree, robustly and passionately, but, ultimately, with respect. We need to do better," Comcast executives said.  

Dowd, the former chief strategist for Republican President George W. Bush, apologized in a Substack post on Friday, saying he hadn't meant to imply Kirk was to blame for the violence that killed him, the AP reported. But Dowd, a long-time political analyst at ABC News before joining MSNBC in 2022, also accused the network of caving to pressure to fire him. 

"The right wing media mob ginned up, went after me on a plethora of platforms, and MSNBC reacted to that mob," he wrote on Substack. "Even though most at MSNBC knew my words were being misconstrued, the timing of my words forgotten ... and that I apologized for any miscommunication on my part, I was terminated by the end of the day."

Also in the media industry, Washington Post columnist Karen Attiah said in a Substack post Monday that the company dismissed her last week after she spoke out "against political violence, racial double standards, and America's apathy toward guns," noting that she only referred to Kirk once in a separate social media post. 

A spokesperson for the Washington Post declined to comment to CBS News on personnel matters...

Reminds me of nothing so much as the CEO United Way hard-sell that I used to run across back in my days working in the private sector.  The question was never "if", but always "How much?".  Sometimes it was strongly implied, sometimes it was more explicit, but always it was clear what was expected of you if you wanted to keep your job.  

Probably time to remind the what it means to work in an "at will" state.  

The answer may surprise you!



I Am The Liberal Media


Saturday, June 28, 2025

One if by Land. Two if by Sea. Three if by Hate Radio and Fox News Teevee.


As most of you already know, thanks to his ability to squint really hard and conjure mirages into mountains, and daydreams into deliverers, decade after decade, Mr. David Brooks of The New York Times has complied an unbroken record of manifesting, out of thin air, one Republican savior after another and one rising Conservative reform "movement" after another.

Of course they're always juuuust around the corner, "deep in the bowels of the G.O.P" or laboring industriously but anonymously away in statehouses, but always on the verge of springing into action. And thanks to Brooks' insider knowledge and special powers of observation, over and over again he has confidently reassured his readers that salvation was definitely heading our way at speed, so ignore those Liberal crackpots and alarmists in the steeple of the Old North Church, shouting and hooting and waving three lanterns.

(You remember the Longfellow poem, right? One if by land.  Two if by sea.  Three if by Hate Radio and Fox News teevee...)

Down through the decades as the danger from the Right very publicly loomed ever closer, the legacy media's message never changed:  Don't you little people worry your little heads about any of that noise, because the Conservative Establishment (whose spokesmodels found a welcoming home on every channel and in every newspaper) has got this!

By 2009, David Brooks' Republican party was already doomed to eventually become the instrument of some monster or another.  It was a roiling shitpile of bigots and imbeciles finishing out their first year of what would be an uninterrupted, eight-year-long hysterical racist primal scream: their reaction to the Democrats electing a Centrist Eisenhower Republican named Barack Obama who wasted his entire first term and much of his second trying to reach out to a mob of angry, racist lunatics who would have none of it, but which the Conservative Establishment kept insisting did not exist.

From his vantage point comfortably ensconced in the Acela Corridor quiet car,  Brooks remained willfully oblivious to all of it, leading a legacy media cottage industry dedicated to looking right past what was obviously happening right in front of them, and instead focusing on a series of Conservatives saviors who were just over the horizon and therefor invisible to mere mortals

Instead...

 

Serious people.  

Quiet conversations.  

"austerity brigades".  Heh.

Even as the Rough Beast -- the end-product of decades of Conservatives handing their politics and media over to monsters like Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Newt Gingrich, Lee Atwater and on and on and on -- slouched towards Election Day to be born, this avatar of the legacy media refused to behold what he had helped to create

Brooks, September 2015 with emphasis added for entertainment purposes:

The outsiders are about to slide. Trump’s Don Rickles act wears thin. His ego may be galaxy-sized, but his policy ignorance is a void that overspills the known universe. He’s the Wizard of Oz. When the bluster curtain falls down, what’s left is pathetic...

Instead, the party will veer on a course midway between outsider and establishment. It will probably end up with some hybrid candidate — sharp of tongue, gifted in self-expression and yet still anchored in the world of reality...

That’s where Carly Fiorina and Marco Rubio come in. So far, Fiorina has looked like the most impressive candidate. She has a genius for creating signature moments. (“If you want to stump a Democrat, ask them to name an accomplishment of Mrs. Clinton’s.”) But her spotty record at Hewlett-Packard probably means she can’t start at the top of the ticket.

Dig this coo-coo diagnosis of Little Marco: 

Rubio is young and thus uncorrupted, and he is a genius at relating policy depth in a way that is personal. He has clarity of mind and can sum up a complex subject — Russia, the Middle East — in a way that is comprehensible but not oversimplified.

This debate was one moment in time, but you can see the vectors of where this campaign is headed. This is no longer Bob Dole’s or George H.W. Bush’s G.O.P. But it’s not going to completely lose its mind, either.

Narrator:  Brooks' Republican Party had, in fact, already completely lost its mind long ago.  

It’s going to be somewhat the same, but edgier and more renegade. Right now, Rubio, Fiorina and maybe Chris Christie are best positioned to occupy that space.

Sometimes the amount of money, time, energy and professional integrity that legacy media has been willing to burn through -- and is still burning through -- to keep people who wrong all along in the spotlight, and, as a corollary, the keep people who were inconveniently right all along the hell out of the  spotlight...takes my breath away.



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Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Matthew Dowd is a Fundamentally Ridiculous Person: Terry Moran Edition

Imagine my surprise when I learned that ABC News is now pretending to have some sort of "policy" by which on-air personalities can be not only judged and suspended, but fired outright, for what they post to social media.

From Fox News (No link because fuck 'em):

ABC News insider says there was 'no alternative' but for network to fire Terry Moran over anti-Trump post

'We f---ing took it seriously and dealt with it pretty g--d--- quickly,' the network staffer told Fox News Digital

ABC News was left with "no alternative" but to let longtime correspondent Terry Moran go over his now-deleted X post attacking President Donald Trump and top White House aide Stephen Miller, according to one network staffer.

"It's just sad honestly," the ABC News staffer told Fox News Digital. "It's sad for him, a long-time colleague, friend, a good person, family man… It's just unfortunate, but there was no alternative, especially in these times."

The network insider acknowledged that, with the industry-wide issue of distrust of the legacy media, not addressing Moran's post promptly and having the drama dragged out could have cost ABC viewership...

"We are at the end of our agreement with Terry Moran and based on his recent post – which was a clear violation of ABC News policies – we have made the decision to not renew," a spokesperson for ABC News told Fox News Digital.

Who knew?   

And what exactly might those "ABC News policies" be?  Is it "On-air employees shalt not shit talk  people on Twitter." or is it "On-air employees  shalt not shit talk people who can fuck with our bottom line on Twitter."?  

I kinda suspect it's the latter, and that it's not exactly written with that kind of clarity, because those kinds of "policies" never are.  Because everyone -- wink, wink -- understands -- nudge, nudge -- the context.  In which case, that explains why there was verbal warning, and no written warning, just -- bam! -- fired.

However, if it's a blanket policy of not shit talking people on social media, well damn.  I guess I have a story to tell.  

If you only know Mr. Matthew Dowd as a person who now spends most of this time posting "On this day..." BlueSky notifications about obscure dead people (and blocking more people than the combined total of all pro football offensive lines since the day the Dayton Triangles took on the Columbus Panhandles at Triangle Park, on October 3, 1920)  you may be unaware that he used to have the very important job of ABC News' chief political analyst.  Or that he occupied that influential  position during what one could argue was the most consequential political events of our lifetime: the 2016 presidential election.  

And in his capacity as ABC News' chief political analyst, Mr. Dowd talked a whole lotta shit on social media every fucking day.  He was, during that period, the most high-profile and ubiquitous promulgator of the Both Sides Do It lie.  Mr. Dowd was an aggressively outspoken advocate for "Disrupting the K'rupt Duopoly" by voting 3rd party or not voting at all.  

I disagreed with Mr. Dowd, and told him so.  On Twitter.  Repeatedly.  He wasn't merely wrong: he was using his high-profile media position to spread a toxic lie that threatened to end up putting a monster in the White House.  Which would be a disaster.

In response, Mr. Dowd insulted my readers, and personally insulted me.   On Twitter.  Repeatedly. Which, I am now given to understand, is a firing offense at ABC News.  

Funny old world.

When, in the fullness of time, it turned out I was right and Mr. Dowd had been catastrophically wrong, he reacted by blocking me and anyone who brought up his past.

Eventually, as he went about hurriedly rehabbing his reputation and finding a new home at MSNBC under the wing of his old Bush regime running buddy, Nicole Wallace (where he suddenly believed the diametric opposite of everything he had said he believed during his tenure at ABC News), Mr. Dowd deleted his entire Twitter archive.

Which is why there is no record of any of this ever happening...

...except for a few fragments preserved on this here blog :-)

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Tuesday, June 03, 2025

How To Rewrite a Stupid CNN Story


Here is an excerpt from CNN's hot take on how Democrats are failing Murrica, because it's against corporate policy to call stupid people "stupid" or lazy people "lazy".  Via Raw Story:

'Are you kidding?' Stunned CNN expert scolds Dems as Trump soars despite turmoil

The polls are in, and Americans have a clear favorite party to handle the economy. CNN Chief Data Analyst Harry Enten is asking how, after the first four months of the Trump presidency, are Democrats not polling better?

“You would think after all of the waves, after the last few months, the first four months of the Donald Trump presidency, you'd expect that Democrats would have this massive lead on the economy," he said.

"It ain't so. It ain't so.”...

He added, “How is that possible? After all the recession fears, after the stock market's been doing all of this, after all the tariffs that Americans are against, and Republicans still hold an eight-point lead on the economy. Are you kidding me?”

“What do we see here?” Enten asked rhetorically, “Party with a better economic plan. Well, in May of 2024, just before Donald Trump was reelected president, Republicans had a nine-point advantage. Look at where we are now. In May of 2025, the advantage actually went up by three points.”

“Now, Republicans have a 12-point advantage when it comes to the party with a better economic plan,” Enten said, “And again, this is after months of economic uncertainty in which the stock market's been going bonkers, in which the tariff wars that Americans are against have been going on, and yet, despite all of that, the Democrats are down by 12 points on the economy.”

Enten added, “This speaks to Democratic problems on the economy better than basically anything that you could possibly look at.”

Now, let's keep the stats exactly the same, but redraft the story so that it allocates responsibility for those statistics correctly.  Note:  I asked a local AI down at the bar to help expedite this process, but I also threw in a few typos just to keep it real.

The Economy Is a Mess, and Voters Keep Rewarding the Arsonists

It's waaaay long past time to stop blaming “Washington” or “the system” or "Congress" or "polarization" or "tribalism" or "Both Sides", and start pointing fingers where they belong. If you’re wondering how we ended up here — with economic instability, a stock market on a roller coaster, and reckless trade wars, the government in shambles  and American democracy on the brink of extinction — the answer isn’t the Liberal Media Conspiracy, or Harvard speech codes. or any other mysterious elite cabal. It’s Republican voters, so-called Centrists, and a legacy media that spoon-feeds them oversimplified glop.

Let’s look at the facts.

In November 2023, Republicans had an 11-point advantage on the question of which party was closest to voters' economic views. That’s staggering, considering the party had spent years stoking fears of inflation, pushing anti-labor policies, and championing tariffs — which are nothing more than a tax on American consumers.

Fast-forward to May 2024, right before Donald Trump was re-elected, and that gap was still nine points. Now, in May 2025, after a full year of escalating tariff wars, erratic markets, and even more corporate handouts under GOP control, the Republican lead on economic trust has actually grown to 12 points.

That’s right. Twelve. Fucking.  Points. After more chaos. More volatility. More evidence.  This isn’t just a failure of memory. It’s a failure of basic civic hygiene.

Let’s start with Republican voters, who continue to support a party that governs like a 1,000 drunk chimps with chainsaws. They cheer for tax cuts that benefit billionaires, shrug at exploding deficits, and pretend not to notice when their own cost of living goes up. Why? Because they're addicted to grievance politics and Conservative media propaganda, not policy outcomes.

Next up are the fucking Centrists — the self-proclaimed “moderates” who fetishize  bipartisanship as an end in itself. These are the voters who insist “Both Sides Do It” while conspicuously ignoring the fact that one side has completely abandoned economic sanity. Their intellectual laziness keeps giving cover to a party that breaks things, then blames the rubble on someone else.

And finally, the legacy media, which continues to treat Republican economic talking points as if they exist in a vacuum. Reporters chase shiny nonsense, drama, and "balance" instead of digging into the real-world effects of policy. When one party shovels mutually contradicting Republican lies about tariffs being good for American jobs, or maybe tariffs will make us all rich, or maybe tariffs are really just a negotiating tactic, and the press uncritically parrots that message in the name of objectivity, they’re not reporting — they’re enabling.

So here we are: a 12-point Republican lead on the economy, in the middle of economic uncertainty they helped create.

Yes, Democrats could do better, but couldn't we all?  Democrats sometimes fail to celebrate their economic wins, or get too jargony, and they have no megaphone big enough to out-shout Fox News lies.  But the problem goes much deeper than messaging. It’s about a voter base that’s uninterested in anything but empty slogans, a political center that refuses to take a stand, and a media establishment that chases spectacle over substance.

This isn’t just a bad cycle. It’s a civic collapse in slow motion — driven by people who should know better, but clearly don’t care to.


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Monday, May 19, 2025

CBS Was Given the Choice Between War and Dishonor.


 "They chose dishonor, and they will have war." -- Winston Churchill, slightly altered.


From The New York Times:

Head of CBS News to Depart Amid Tensions With Trump

Wendy McMahon, the president of CBS News and Stations, had allied herself with Bill Owens, the “60 Minutes” executive producer who recently resigned.

CBS News faced another shock wave on Monday after its president, Wendy McMahon, abruptly said that she would exit her post, the latest development in an ongoing showdown between the news division and President Trump.

Ms. McMahon, whose full title was president of CBS News and Stations, said in a memo that “it’s become clear the company and I do not agree on the path forward.”

Tensions between Ms. McMahon and CBS’s parent company, Paramount, have simmered for months, a period that Ms. McMahon described in her memo as “challenging.”

Paramount is in talks to settle a $20 billion lawsuit brought by Mr. Trump that accused “60 Minutes” of deceptively editing an interview last year with his Democratic opponent, Kamala Harris. Many legal experts have called the suit baseless, but Paramount’s controlling shareholder, Shari Redstone, has said she favors settling the case. She is seeking the Trump administration’s approval for a multibillion-dollar sale of her company to a Hollywood studio, Skydance...



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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Professional Left Podcast Episode 895: A Convo with Charlie Pierce


"'We, The People' is more than a statement of purpose. It is an acknowledgement of an obligation to each other."  -- Charlie Pierce


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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

...Even The Police Began To Sit Up And Take Notice.

 



Some professional journalism types are just now starting to play catch-up, bless their hearts.

To demonstrate this phenomenon, we first have to do some of that No Fair Remembering Stuff.

This is an excerpt from WHYY Boston's Philadelphia's* PBS station, from December of 2014.  And it is recounting events going back to 2001 and 2002:

But the thing is, Dick Cheney always Knows. 
 
His brand is blind certitude – “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction,” “We will in fact be greeted as liberators,” and the rest of his greatest hits – yet Meet the Press continues to indulge him. Which brings me to yesterday’s most groan-worthy moment.

At one point, host Chuck Todd asked Cheney whether he has any regrets about toppling Saddam Hussein. Cheney naturally said no, because Hussein “had previously had twice nuclear programs going. He produced and used weapons of mass destruction. And he had a ten-year relationship with Al Qaeda.” (Italics are mine.)

For more than a decade on Meet the Press, Cheney has been peddling variations of that lie – the lie that Hussein plotted 9/11 with Al Qaeda – in order to justify the ruinous invasion of Iraq. And he’s still doing it. And his hosts are still letting him get away with it.

Most notoriously, in December 2001 and in September 2002, Cheney said on the show that it was “pretty well confirmed” that 9/11 ringleader Mohamed Atta had met in Prague with a Saddam secret agent “several months before the attack.” Actually, it had not been confirmed. As the bipartisan 9/11 Commission reported in 2004, the Atta-Hussein connection had been nothing more than a rumor.

The 9/11 Commission said that Al Qaeda and the Hussein regime had occasionally communicated over the years, but “we have seen no evidence that these contacts ever developed into a collaborative operational relationship. Nor have we seen any evidence indicating that Iraq cooperated with Al Qaeda in developing or carrying out any attacks against the United States.”

Three years later, in 2007, a report by the Pentagon’s Joint Forces Command reached the same conclusion. There was ” no ‘smoking gun’ between Saddam’s Iraq and Al Qaeda,” the defense analysts wrote, because Saddam and Al Qaeda didn’t trust each other. “To the fundamentalist leadership of Al Qaeda, Saddam represented the worst kind of  ‘apostate’ regime. A secular police state well practiced in suppressing internal challenges.”

If a “liberal” media outpost like Meet the Press persists in putting Cheney on the air, the least it should do is fact-check him by quoting the 9/11 Commission and the Pentagon report. Giving him free rein to lie yet again – in support of a long-discredited war rationale – is arguably far worse than giving him the mic to make the case for torture.

Put a pin in the these statements: "'liberal' media outpost like Meet the Press" and "the least it should do is fact-check him".  A big pin.

Early on it came to be known to anyone who was paying attention that the venerable Meet the Press was, in fact, Dick Cheney's favorite place to put his lies into the public record because they never pushed back.  

From The LA Times, February 12, 2007:

Those of us who get a kick out of watching Tim Russert every Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press” are feeling a little hangdog these days. We always thought Big Russ Jr. was tough on the powerful. Now we learn that to some Washington media types on both the right and the left, he’s just a tool for the powerful.

What’s occasioned this perceptual turnabout is, of course, the perjury and obstruction trial of I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, a former top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney, where Russert wrapped up two days of testimony last week. Libby says the NBC newsman fed him the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson, who is at the center of the trial. Russert says he didn’t.

To ordinary viewers, though, whatever transpired during Libby’s phone call to Russert back in 2003 couldn’t be as jarring as what the trial has unearthed about Washington’s deeply cynical attitude toward “Meet the Press,” a venerable, 60-year-old staple of network TV and the No. 1-rated Sunday news talk show.

A former Cheney press aide testified last month that she pushed to get the vice president on Russert’s show to bat down negative news because it was “our best format,” a program where political handlers can “control the message.”

We now rejoin the present-day, already in progress...

This is from Margaret Sullivan who, some of you may know, is the former media columnist for The Washington Post, and the fifth public editor of The New York Times and the first woman to hold the position. In that role, she reported directly to Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. as the "readers' representative".

From her newsletter yesterday.

As Donald Trump continued his chaotic and destructive march through a second term, the New York Times had a few choice words for what he’s doing, as they promoted an audio offering.

Ready?

“Trump’s New Charm Offensive.” I posted the full headline on social media, asking “Really, NYT?” and one respondent said she was so upset when she saw it earlier that day, she canceled her subscription over it.

That seems extreme since the Times has done a lot of very good reporting in recent weeks. But the headline does seem quite unhinged from reality, and it makes me wonder why no one stopped to question or change it. It represents the soft-focus presentation we see all too often that may well be an intentional business strategy on the part of the Times — everybody invited in to the big tent.

Here’s another over a David Sanger piece about how Trump’s policies supposedly would restore America’s manufacturing economy. (Sanger is excellent and deeply experienced, and the piece itself — mostly about Trump’s tariffs — is well reported.) The headline: “Trump’s Big Bet: Americans Will Tolerate Economic Downturn to Restore Manufacturing.”

As one Times reader aptly commented: “The headline here is misleading — none of Trump’s current policies will do anything to bring back manufacturing (quite the opposite) so treating Trump’s hypothesis as even remotely plausible is a massive disservice.” Here’s a gift version of the article; judge for yourself, and do scan the scathing comments.

Why does The Times too often normalize Trump like this, even now? Readers, your thoughts? Let me know. I have some theories, hinted at above and probably to be further developed in a separate post.

Ms. Sullivan was a journalist at the Post and the Times for decades, as well as the the public editor at the Times, which gave her daily one-on-one contact with the Times' publisher, so why in the name of Breslin and Royko is she asking her readers for their "thoughts" on the motives behind the Times' publishing this drivel?  

How the fuck would they know?  Also, Liberal bloggers have already spent more than 20 year theorizing why the Times and the rest of the legacy media are so addicted to Both Siderist bullshit, and are so prone to going soft and belly-up when confronted with belligerent Republican fuckery,

So instead coyly trying to crowdsource speculation about a question to which, as a former member of the Times' inner circle, you should damn well already know, why don't you tell us in plain, clear language why Sulzberger is doing this?  Or engage in that, y'know, journalism thing and do what none of the rest of us have the standing to pull off: call Sulzberger directly and ask him?

Meanwhile, over in the March 6, 2025 edition of The Contrarian, former CNN employee Josh Levs says "fact checks" are too little too late: "What we need in America is a truth countermovement." 

Why all those Trump fact checks are too little too late

Many Americans distrust the media, largely because false claims have gone unchallenged for so long.

In the latest episode of my podcast They Stand Corrected, which fact checks the news, I looked at the Sunday political talk shows. By the time I pieced through the transcript for just one of those shows, I found more uncorrected misstatements of fact than I could cover in a single episode. 

First, put another pin in this sentence: "By the time I pieced through the transcript for just one of those shows, I found more uncorrected misstatements of fact than I could cover in a single episode."  Another big pin.  We shall revisit it later.  

Second, wowzers!  

You mean the crown jewels of American political reportage were riddled with uncorrected lies?  

Tell me more!

For example, on a recent Meet the Press, Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma said, “What Oklahomans want is to make sure that we get rid of the waste and fraud inside the federal government. And that's exactly what the president has done. They've already identified billions, billions of dollars of waste and fraud for the taxpayers.”

Host Kristen Welker mentioned that “they haven't provided proof of fraud.” But Mullin’s claim about all that alleged “waste” went uncorrected, even as he repeated it. “Within only four short weeks, we've already identified over fifty-five billion dollars of waste and fraud,” he insisted. That's not true. At the time of the interview, there was already proof that “DOGE,” the Department of Government Efficiency, had no clue what it was doing. Viewers wouldn’t know this.

Mullin was also asked about protests across the country and in his home state. “The chair of the DNC, Ken Martin, openly admitted on MSNBC just yesterday that they were manufacturing these protests,” he insisted. “They were bussing in armies to manufacture these protests.” None of this is true. But NBC’s Meet the Press let that claim go.

Meanwhile, CBS’ Face the Nation interviewed Trump's Middle East envoy, Steve Witkoff, who had met with Russian President Vladimir Putin at Trump’s request. “We've had, you know, close to a million-and-a-half deaths” in the Ukraine war, he claimed. No. Trump and his team have thrown around figures like that, but none of the figures available about Russia’s war on Ukraine shows casualty counts anywhere near that high. But no one watching that interview would know.

When I bring up this problem to news executives, they often respond with some version of, “Well, it's live. How are we supposed to fact check everything?” That's faulty thinking. Who says all this has to be live? What if news agencies—shocking idea—pre-recorded interviews and only aired them with fact checks?

And the solution?

What we need in America is a truth countermovement: a national demand for the media to cut through disinformation and deliver only the truth, always.

Until then, Americans will all too often be left freezing in a blizzard, drenched by a firehose, or under fire amid a blitzkrieg. And unscrupulous leaders will continue to wreak havoc through shameless lying.

I must now reveal a terrible truth about myself.  For the better part of two decades I ran a feature on my little blog out here in the middle of Middle America called "Sunday Morning Comin' Down" or "Sunday's Mouse Circus"  or "Voice of Empire".  I got bored every few years and changed the name.  

Anyway, every Sunday I wrote out a long deconstruction of most of the network Sunday Shows.  I started doing this back at Castle Driftglass in Chicago, before I had cable or any "Pause" or "Rewind" capacity.  This was before YouTube had video clips up for reference (Hell, practically before YouTube existed) and before transcripts were readily available.  

I watched as many as I could manage, live, on over-the-air broadcast teevee, remote in-hand, clicking back and forth between them all, or as many as I could stand, and transcribing as fast as I could, or at least extracting the gist and presenting it in my own, uh, style.

Here's a sample.  From me in January of 2006.  And, yes, that's 19 years ago...

Sunday Morning Comin’ Down

“Through an ass darkly…”

Wherein the GOP demonstrate their “Pre-1776” mindset.

Two quick-and-dirty highlights right up front that had me worried about my mental health.

Consider…

On Fox….in his ongoing fit of “Everybody Does It!”, Dirty-Jack was-a-bipartisan-pimp compulsive onanism, Chris Wallace frantically Abramoff’s himself all over his guest’s clean, Progressive suit, followed by an interview a coupla “Young Guns of the GOP”.

(Last week it was three Republican “reformers” that had squeegeed enough Dirty Jack Wank off their faces for us to see their lyin’ eyes and, forming a Papa, Mama and Baby Bear GOP Denial Kickline, managed to force their mouths to say the words “GOP Reformers” without that chemical cocktail that supersized The Joker’s pie-hole in “Batman”.

The contest, last week and this, is now how far and how fast can you distance yourself from Abramoff, and how many times can you repeat a variation of the phrase “bipartisan scandal”.

Abramoff? Never met the man.

Jack Abramoff? Never heard of him.

Lifelong-GOP-powerbroke-and-my-son’s-godfather, Jack Abramoff??? Why, he doesn’t even really exist. He’s just a Neocon Kaiser Soze we dreamed up; a myth to scare little Republicans.

As twas prophesied, they shall deny him three times before the cock crows. And Andy Sullivan wasn’t even on the Matthews’ Show this week.)

And then, on NBC – this week as last -- Chris Matthews doodles “George + Chris 4ever!!!” all over his Sunday Morning spiral-notebook, and openly pines and sighs for his Strong Man President to Rhett Butler him up the stairs, into the Lincoln Bedroom, for some rough, fascist sex that will finally make a real woman out of him...

FYI, the post goes on and on, covering most of the Sunday Shows.  For context, at this point George W. Bush's little over-by-Christmas Iraqi adventure was a full-on clusterfuck and now everyone could see it.  Which made all the usual Conservative pundits (who has spent the last few years giddily shitting all over us Murrica-hating, terrorist-loving Liberals on these very same shows) very uncomfortable.  

Here, preserved in the digital amber of my blog archives, was just such a moment on "This Week...".  From the same January, 2006 post.

[George] Will unpacks his wee soapbox, clambers atop it, and says, sure, we can bomb the crap out of Iran and knock it back ten years or so.

But, Will asks, “Then what?”

“That’s the question. That’s the question we didn’t ask bef…”

And in that perfect little jewel of a moment you could positively smell Karl Rove tickling the joystick that controls the high-voltage, barbed wire cock-ring that the GOP keeps wrapped around the withered sac of its pet journalists.

George unwrapped his lips from around the words he was just about to say like a man stung in the gums by a wasp the size of an Escalade. He then quickly shifted gears and began nattering on about Admiral Yamamoto telling the Japanese high command that, sure, he could attack the U.S. fleet and run wild in the Pacific for a “year and a day.”

…but “Then What?”

Of course the statement Will was verging on making before Karl the Klown jolted him back to goodthinkfulness was this:

“That’s the question. That’s the question we didn’t ask…before we invaded Iraq.”

But of course, that’s kind of a sore subject; one that the Stalinist Right has striven mightily to stomp down the ol’ Memory Hole and piss away into the mists of forgotten myth and lore.

Because, of course, people did ask that question before Dubya rolled our children into Iraq to be slaughtered behind his PNAC fantasies and petroleum dream, didn’t they George?

Millions and millions and millions of people asked that very question.

Very Loudly.

They were called Democrats, George.

And your Party called them unAmerican, remember George?

And even the Democrats who supported the invasion of Iraq –- and there were many of them -- made it very clear that they were not giving your President a blank check.

The Dem’s made it abundantly clear that there needed to be concrete, convincing evidence of an imminent threat. Evidence of WMDs delivered by inspectors on the ground. Evidence of some linkage to 9/11.

They demanded that enough troops be used to get the job done. And they insisted on a clear exit strategy.

And your President mumbled, “Yeah…Ok…whatever”, blew off every warning and caution, grabbed the keys to the car and drove it right off the fucking cliff, didn't he George?

And the Democrats who had made the epic mistake of trusting a dim little creep like George Bush to behave responsibly with the national Credit Card?

Your Party called them weak and cowardly, remember George?

Funny how you seem the effortlessly remember, oh, say, every stray stat surrounding Cal Koonce’s ERA, but can’t seem to remember these rather vitally important, life-and-death facts about your Party and President, isn’t is George?...

Once again, back in present day, someone needs to tell former CNN employee Josh Levs that my stuff is not unique.  A lot of other Liberal bloggers and podcasters were doing this too, and some still are.  We didn't just "[piece] through the transcript for just one of those shows" one time: collectively we deconstructed all of the shows, every Sunday, for decades.

And you know what, Josh?  It didn't make the slightest difference.  In fact, all of those shows just kept getting exponentially worse.  

So Josh, when you say "What we need in America is a truth countermovement." I don't know whether to laugh or cry or simply reply,  you mean like... Liberal bloggers and podcasters?

Because we're already out here, Josh, promiscuously violating the legacy media rules about not remembering inconvenient things every day,

And we've been doing it for decades.


*Thanks Alert Readers for the catch!

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