Saturday, October 17, 2026

A Tale of Two Nazi Rebukes


This is the story of two Democratic senators, two decades apart.  

One is my senator, Dick Durbin, who did not seek re-election this year and will leave office in January of 2027, and who has served 43 years, 13 in the House and nearly 30 in the Senate.

The other is Senator Jon Ossoff of Georgia, who is finishing up his first term in the Senate and is seeking re-election.

This is one of those "How it started/ How it's going" kinda deals

For Senator Durbin, here's how it started.  From The Congressional Record (PDF) June 16, 2005:

MR. DURBIN: I almost hesitate to put them in the RECORD, and yet they have to be added to this debate. Let me read to you what one FBI agent saw. And I quote from his report:

On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair, food or water. Most times they urinated or defecated on themselves, and had been left there for 18–24 hours or more. On one occasion, the air conditioning had been turned down so far and the temperature was so cold in the room, that the barefooted detainee was shaking with cold. . . . On another occasion, the [air conditioner] had been turned off, making the temperature in the unventilated room well over 100 degrees.

The detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his hair out throughout the night. On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor.

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.

After being granted an additional three minutes by the presiding officer, Senator Durbin continued

MR. DURBIN:  It is not too late. I hope we will learn from history. I hope we will change course. The President could declare the United States will apply the Geneva Conventions to the war on terrorism. He could declare, as he should, that the United States will not, under any circumstances, subject any detainee to torture, or cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment. 
The administration could give all detainees a meaningful opportunity to challenge their detention before a neutral decision maker. Such a change of course would dramatically improve our image and it would make us safer. I hope this administration will choose that course. If they do not, Congress must step in. 

And the immediate reaction from the Bush White House, from Durbin's Republican Senate colleagues and from much of the legacy media was...outrage.  How dare he suggest...blah blah blah.  

And Senator Durbin's initial reaction to that reaction was to stand his ground.  From Al Jazeera, June 16, 2005:

US senator stands by Nazi remark

A US senator has refused to apologise for comparing the actions of US soldiers at Guantanamo Bay to those of Nazis, while others have decried or defended the mandate and method used to hold prisoners there.

US Senator Dick Durbin on Wednesday refused to apologise for comments he made on the Senate floor referring to Nazis, Soviet gulags and a “mad regime” like Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge in Cambodia.

Illinois Republican party chairman Andy McKenna had demanded he apologise.

“Senator Durbin’s comments come as a great disservice to our military personnel in Guantanamo,” he said.

“They are also a great disservice to all US soldiers and veterans who have fought, and continue to fight, to overcome evil regimes and spread democracy around the world.”

Durbin did not plan to apologise for the comments, spokesman Joe Shoemaker said.

“This administration should apologise to the American people for abandoning the Geneva Conventions and authorising torture techniques that put our troops at risk and make Americans less secure,” Durbin had said in a statement on Wednesday evening.

But the Democratic senators of yesteryear were not built for fights like these, so when the political and media establishments bore down on Durbin, he folded and apologized.  

From Voice of America, June 22, 2005:

Senator Durbin Apologizes for Controversial Remark

A Senate Democrat has apologized for comparing the treatment of detainees at the U.S. facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to the interrogation tactics of the Nazis and the Soviet gulags.

The comparison made by Senator Dick Durbin, the assistant Democratic leader, last week sparked a firestorm of controversy...

The White House immediately denounced the comments as reprehensible.

Speaking to Mr. Durbin on the Senate floor days later, the chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, Senator John Warner of Virginia, demanded his colleague apologize to those who serve in the U.S. military.

"To say that the allegations of a single FBI agent in an unconfirmed, uncorroborated report, give rise to coming to the floor and raising the allegation that whatever persons of the uniformed military, as referred to in that report-albeit an uncorroborated report-are to be equated with those three chapters in world history, is just a most grievous misjudgment on your part and one that I think that is deserving of apologizing to the men and women in uniform," Mr. Warner says.

Senator Warner expressed concern about the impact such comments could have as the United States wages a war on terrorism.

"We have got to be extraordinarily careful in our remarks on the floor of the Senate as they relate to the safety of our people, because this series of statements that you made here, factual references to chapters of history, can be manipulated by other people throughout the world to their advantage, and that is my deep concern," he added.

Senator Durbin responded that his comments had been misinterpreted.

"It is a comparison in relation to the form of interrogation, that an oppressive regime goes too far, that a democracy never reaches that extreme," Mr. Durbin says. "But to say that I am in any way diminishing the horrors, other horrors brought on by these regimes is just plain wrong."

That was not enough for Republican leaders, who joined Senator Warner in demanding an apology. Senate Majority leader Bill Frist issued a statement saying 'Shameful does not begin to describe this heinous slander against our country'.

The Anti-Defamation League also called for an apology.

On Tuesday, Mr. Durbin was forthcoming, his voice filled with emotion.

"I am sorry if anything that I said caused any offense or pain to those who have such bitter memories of the holocaust, the greatest moral tragedy of our time," Mr. Durbin says. "Nothing, nothing, should ever be said to demean or diminish that moral tragedy. I am also sorry if anything I said in any way cast a negative light on our fine men and women in the military."

Senator John McCain praised Mr. Durbin for doing what he called the courageous thing, and he joined Democrats in expressing hope the issue could be laid to rest.

As you all know by now, by 2025 Senator Durbin could see that the times and the political terrain had changed irrevocably, and his kind of go-along-to-get-along politics was as out of step with the times as powdered wigs or pistols at dawn. 

And so...  From Capitol News Illinois, April 23, 2025:

Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin to retire after more than 4 decades in Congress

Announcement expected to set off flurry of political moves among Illinois Democrats

But as a creature of habit and bygone days, Senator Durbin just couldn't help himself.  From The Hill, September 16, 2025:

Durbin says Democrats ‘absolutely’ have gone too far in rhetoric 

Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) says his fellow Democrats have gone too far in demonizing their political opponents and called on both sides to come together in the wake of the fatal shooting of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

“Absolutely,” Durbin said on “CNN News Central,” when asked whether he thinks Democrats — and not just Republicans — have “gone too far” in some of their rhetoric and in “demonizing the other side.”

“I mean, this notion that we’re going to characterize MAGA as Nazis, for example,” Durbin continued, offering an illustration of rhetoric from his own party. “On the other side, that the Republicans would characterize the Democrats as a party of murder or evil.”

“The outrage coming from both sides is unacceptable in both instances,” he added. “So, yes, both sides can learn a lesson here. And the loss of Mr. Kirk is a good reason to do it.”

Durbin, the No. 2 Democrat in the Senate, said it’s important to come together to condemn political violence. He said public officials from both parties casting blame on their political opponents are “flat-out wrong.”

 So much for the tale of our first senator.

Now on to our second senator, not from 20 years ago but just this week.  And of course you know where this is going.

And this wasn't just a one-off (or a [couldn't resist] one-Ossoff...).  Senator Ossoff has driven home this same point over and over and over again.  

But unlike the situation with Senator Durbin 20 years ago, this time, from the Republican White House, there was only...silence.  Trump did not rise to the defense of a candidate he endorsed just months ago, because that candidate has loser-stink all over him. 

From Republicans in the Senate?  Silence.

From Collins' colleagues in the House.  Deafening silence.

From Fox News?   The Wall Street Journal?  The National Review?   Nothing.  Crickets.  Tumbleweed.

In fact, the only criticism of any kind I could find was David Fucking Brooks' peevish reproof, which he delivered on PBS and for which Brooks was immediately spit-roasted by me and legions of others on the internet.  


"Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it's time to shut up. That's just not what we do here in this country." -- David Brooks, this evening. Remember, Brooks still gets very handsomely rewarded by the fossilized media for saying shit like this

— driftglass (@driftglass.bsky.social) October 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM


Twenty-one years ago, Dick Durbin compared American interrogation techniques to those of totalitarian regimes, and the bipartisan outrage machine ran him down until he apologized. Today, Jon Ossoff makes a Nazi comparison on national television, and the same machine can't even be bothered to start the engine. 

Did the rules change?  Or were the rules never the point? 

Instead, perhaps the point is who gets punished, who gets protected, and which fossilized pundits keep collecting six-figure paychecks to explain that this just isn't how we do things in America.

In conclusion...


No Half Measures.


Friday, October 16, 2026

Another One Bites The Dust


From Crooks and Liars:
Katie Zacharia Kicked To The Curb: You're Fired

She's at 45.5% of Scaramuccis.

And another blonde gone,
And another blonde gone,
Another blonde bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another blonde bites the dust...



And before NYT Pitchbot gets there, "Has Katie Zacharia betrayed the legacy of Karoline Leavitt?" -- David Brooks any minute now.


No Half Measures.


Thursday, October 15, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 1031: The Pain In Your Brain Is Mainly? Trump's Insane.


"Oh, man. Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning."  --  Oddball, Kelly's Heroes




















Called It. Again.

Trump: I’m allowed to do a self-pardon. We’ve done things no one has done

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) October 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM


That's Trump today.


This was me, Mr. Crackpot Alarmist, the day after the 2016 election:

This was my pinned post at the Bad Place

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— driftglass (@driftglass.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:04 AM



Getting real damn tired of being right all the time.


No Fair Remembering Stuff


Monday, October 12, 2026

The Tone Police Have Landed. Again.

 

You may have noticed that the media's battalions of Tone Police have begun working themselves into quite a lather over Democrats who have the temerity to speak brutally honestly about their fascist opponents. Because, according to the Tone Police rulebook, Democrats must either win politely and humbly or lose gracefully and humbly.   

As for how Republicans behave... that is of no concern to them.  

The Tone Police do not care what kind of racist, eliminationist language Republicans use, or how many lies-per-second they spew, or how nakedly they pander to the bigots and imbeciles of the GOP base, or what actual atrocities Republicans actually commit every single fucking day.  To the Tone Police—most of whom are former Republicans—that's just who Republicans are.  A fact of nature, not a behavior to be policed.  Might as well shout at the ocean for being wet as try to drag Republicans off to courtesy class.

The Tone Police believe that cordiality—even clenched-teeth cordiality—is both the highest human virtue and a spiritual state Republicans are psychologically incapable of achieving. And so, according to their rulebook, in every political contest, the burden of remaining civil and soft-spoken falls entirely on Democrats.

No matter how deranged or murderous Republicans get, Dems must take the high road, or turn the other cheek, to take the high cheek, or whatever.    Per the Tone Police rulebook, getting sucker-punched is supposed to be our fate.  Our purpose.  We exist to absorb wingnut abuse, which is why, to them, a Democrat punching back is an unforgivable party foul.

Like the Old Men in Kipling's poem -- 

We shall lift up the ropes that constrained our youth, to bind on our children’s hands;
We shall call to the waters below the bridges to return and to replenish our lands;
We shall harness (Death’s own pale horses) and scholarly plough the sands.

-- the bleary old veterans with decades of service in the ranks of the Tone Police are rousing themselves once again to do battle with Democrats who use blunt, clear language:

"Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it's time to shut up. That's just not what we do here in this country." -- David Brooks, this evening. Remember, Brooks still gets very handsomely rewarded by the fossilized media for saying shit like this

— driftglass (@driftglass.bsky.social) October 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM

Really impeccable timing on Brooks' part, lecturing Democrats on minding our verbal P's and Q's just days before Trump used his storm troopers to raid the home of a political opponent and his favorite race-based scapegoat.  From the AP today:

Federal agents searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home on Monday as part of a criminal investigation, according to two people familiar with the matter.

The search was conducted by Homeland Security Investigations agents, said the people, who were not authorized to publicly discuss an ongoing investigation and spoke to The Associated Press on the condition of anonymity. More details about the investigation and its focus were not immediately clear, though Vice President JD Vance last May signaled that the Trump administration would investigate Omar for immigration fraud allegations, which she has denied.

But Tone Policing is not just those for whom -- 

The Lamp of our Youth will be utterly out, but we shall subsist on the smell of it;
And whatever we do, we shall fold our hands and suck our gums and think well of it.
Yes, we shall be perfectly pleased with our work, and that is the Perfectest Hell of it!

 -- are strapping on their rusty swords and waddling into battle.  

The proto-Brookses still climbing the steep, shit-thick trail up Pundit Mountain toward legacy-media glory are rushing to establish their own Tone Police bona fides.  For example, this idiot who also happens to be Brooks' colleague at The Atlantic:

A Left-Wing Politics Based on Calling People Names

For Jennifer Welch, moving left and reviling Republicans are the keys to victory.
By James Kirchick

Among the many areas of American life democratized by the internet, few have been more transformed than political commentary. Instead of being restricted to an old boys’ club of op-ed writers and Sunday-talk-show guests, punditry is now open to anyone with an internet connection. This shift has created abundant opportunities for once-neglected voices and broadened public discourse beyond a narrow establishment-media consensus. But lowering the barrier to entry has also had its downsides, mainly in the rise of political influencers. Like talk-radio hosts of yore, charismatic social-media commentators are skilled at forming a personal relationship with their listeners. Many of the most successful, however, pay next to zero attention to the details of policy or governance and gain followers mostly by calling the other side names. Consider the case of Jennifer Welch, author of the new book Not Today, Fascists.

A co-host of the left-wing podcast I’ve Had It, Welch commands millions of followers across Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and other platforms. Multiple times a week, she delights her legions of fans by mocking Donald Trump, whom she calls “America’s dumbass dictator,” and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, whom she derides as “Chuckles,” for his insufficiently ardent resistance to the “fascist” GOP. She has called Erika Kirk, the widow of the murdered conservative activist Charlie Kirk, an “absolute grifter,” and the MAGA movement an “anti-family, pro-pedophilia death cult.” Her response to Lindsey Graham’s death was to say, “He liked cock, as we all know.” (No, we don’t. No evidence that the bachelor senator was gay has ever surfaced.)

And that's where the paywall kicked in.  Since I'm never going to be fool enough to pay for a publication where so many Neocons and unreconstructed Conservative hacks have found safe harbor, that's all you'll be getting from me today.  Although a thoughtful soul has passed along to me that this perfect little Both Siderist turd --  
The American left has decided to mimic the right by cocooning itself in its own echo chamber.
-- is to be found further down.

No, James, we're not cocooned in our own echo chamber. We're doing the day-to-day scut work of protecting our democracy—the work the legacy media all but abandoned decades ago in favor of [checks notes] the lazy, toxic, very profitable cult of Both Sides Do It.

Hey, speaking of the legacy media, let's check in with James Fallows to see what's happening with America's longest-running and most revered network political talk show, Meet the Press:


See, it's this sort of shit that convinced me to wind down my twenty-year-running Sunday Morning Comin' Down breakdown of the Sunday shows.  Because as the GOP moved inexorably towards open, leering racism and fascism, the legacy media kept scuttling further and further to the right to maintain the false equivalence between Republicans and Democrats on which their entire industry is based.

If you're interested, there's more on the history of Tone Policing here: "The Tone Police".

And here: "Meghan McCain and the Triumphant Return of the Tone Police".

And here: "The Hughing and the Crying".

And here: "Today In Both Sides Do It: Advice From The New York Times On The Proper Use Of 'Fuck'".

And here: "On This Week's Exciting Episode of Tone Cop: Matthew Dowd..."

And here: "The Tone Police Never Sleep".

Modesty demands that I stop there, but there are dozens more, but I shall play you out with a little ditty...

The tone police
They live on cable teevee
The tone police
They're paid to shush and decree
The tone police
They're coming to denounce me
Oh no...


No Fair Remembering Stuff


Wednesday, October 07, 2026

The Never Trump Foxtrot


There's an old spinning wheel in the parlor, 
Spinning dreams of the long, long ago...

-- "The Old Spinning Wheel",  1933.



For your edification, the former-Republican dance in four easy steps.  

Step 1:  Reagan!  Sigh.
Sarah Longwell, from this podcast, beginning around the 7:00 minute mark:  People [are] always like, "Well, you guys were Republicans and so back then, how could you have done this?" I can't tell you.. Ronald Reagan used to have this whole bit about and and [George H.W. Bush] they talked about immigration...Uh Ronald Reagan would say the greatest thing about America is...

Step 2.  It was never like this in the Before Time.  
Longwell:  It was never like this coming up...

Now we have to strap on the seven-league boots and jump all the way over the actual history and actual trajectory of the actual Republican Party during Ms. Longwell's entire adult life.  Because, fun fact, Ms. Longwell was born the same year Reagan was elected.  

She was eight years old when he left office.  

She was 12 when Bush Sr. got whupped by Bill Clinton.  

So her "memory" of what the Republicans were like back in the day is based entirely on myths and fairy tales passed down by people whose political, social, and economic viability depend on the curation of Reagan myths and legends. 

Step 3.  If you look under the surface of the GOP, you'll find all these "good" Republicans, just waiting to be shown the light!
Longwell:  Like that's [the myth of Reagan] who we are.  And I still think there's a lot of that in there. And so we have to show them what they [the real villains] are doing.

Step 4.  Yes, there are real villains, and they need to be held accountable.  But they're all of relatively recent vintage, and they're not like all those "good" Republicans.
Longwell:  And the Stephen Miller of it all, the masked thugs of it all, like that. Exactly.  Let them keep putting that ghoul on Fox News. Like, that guy's not mainstream.

Then...repeat Step 3.
Longwell:  And so we have to show them [those] people. This is where you can start to turn Americans who even voted for Trump, but people of good conscience against what is happening here.
And there it is.  The Never Trump thesis right there on the table.  Endless digging and sifting and pawing through the Mount Everest of shit that is the Republican Party, cocksure that there are scads of "people of good conscience" in there somewhere who voted for Trump over... and over... and over again and yet somehow had no idea what they were doing or what was going on -- and still don't 

And all they need to be redeemed is The Bulwark to gently remove the scales from their eyes.  You know, like Paul on the road to Damascus!  Which is why you should subscribe, why you should Buy!Her!Book!, and why Democrats should focus lots of our limited time and energy and money on persuading these "good" Republicans to vote for us baby-killing, commie scum.

Hey, it's still a notionally free country, and you're free to buy her book if that's your thing.  But before you take anything she, or any other Never Trumper, says about Reagan or the history of the Republican Party during the Before Time at face value, may I suggest you read about it from actual historians who have done decades of painstaking original research, and not from the publisher/PR flack for a media corporation staffed with former Republicans. 

An actual historian like, say, Rick Perlstein.  

I realize that the notion of summarizing Rick's scholarship in a few paragraphs is ludicrous, but if I were to do so, I think it would be fair to say that Rick argues that Reagan was the genial, affable spokesman for a political machine that successfully turned cultural grievance into a governing philosophy. By fusing white backlash, conservative evangelical activism, free-market fundamentalism, anti-feminism, and sophisticated conservative organizing, Reagan helped create the modern Republican Party. His real legacy was making the conservative movement the dominant force in American politics for decades and normalizing ideas and tactics that eventually culminated in Trumpism.

One recurring theme across his four monumental histories of the modern Republican Party -- Before the Storm, Nixonland, The Invisible Bridge, and Reaganland -- is that Reagan didn't conjure these forces from scratch; he successfully united and legitimized them, and gave disparate right-wing anti-government factions a charismatic leader and a winning electoral strategy.

Trump didn't overthrow the Reagan Revolution. 

He completed it.



Burn The Lifeboats