Shit-kicking Idiot Does Not Know What "Accident" Means

From Think Progress:

Rick Perry Says Obama Administration Always Overreacts To ‘Accidents’ Like Charleston Shooting

Also, although we are now six and a half years into the term of the this Administration and the Kenyan Konfiscator has yet to pass a single piece of meaningful gun control legislation or seize a single firearm from a lawful gun owner, Governor Batshit still firmly believes that they're a'comin' fer yer guuuunz!

“This is the M.O. of this administration, any time there is an accident like this — the president is clear, he doesn’t like for Americans to have guns and so he uses every opportunity, this being another one, to basically go parrot that message,” Perry said in response to President Barack Obama’s Thursday remarks, according to a video posted by RWW blog.

Hard to believe that Molly Ivins came from the same state that now routinely elects the stupid humans in the Western Hemisphere...

As Stupid Does

While I Pondered, Weak and Weary

Man you shoulda seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

Overall, my super-ooper-duper meta-opinion of the Reagan Debate was this: "Like I give a shit what these people think."

However, the pure moonshine being huffed the next day by those who have been cast out of Wingnut Paradise and now scamper alongside the cretinous Leviathan they helped create, kicking impotently at its ankles, is kind of hilarious.

A prime example (FrumForum):

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Republican primary voters have in the past shown themselves very tolerant of candidates with less than perfect mastery of the facts. But those other candidates had something else going for them, even Sarah Palin. What did Perry have?

As the economic news gets worse, Republicans will realize: they are not merely choosing a nominee. They very well may be choosing the next president of the United States. What confidence can anybody have that Perry will come to work as president any better prepared than how he come to this debate or that he’ll show more insight and intelligence than he did in this first national outing ? Not much.
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Witness the cask-strength wishful thinking of another weak, Ivory tower Conservative on the outs with his Movement because the monster he helped build finally turned on him.

For 30 years we on the Left have watched facts bounce off of the Republican Base voters ever-thickening yahoo carapace like spitballs off of a Rhino Runner, so let me ask Mr. Frum: Where exactly are this hidden reserves of rationality supposed to come from? From what previously invisible treasure cave will physicians suddenly emerge carrying the healing medicines that will break the wingnuts' fever and cure them of the fatal Limbaugh-Hannity Syndrome with which they are so gleefully afflicted?

And once this miracle does occur and the lame are made to walk, the halt are make to speak and the Teabagger is made to see reason, wouldn't the second or third batch of rodents they would put up against the wall for screwing them so badly be goofs like you, Mr. Frum?

Sorry, but no.

No such anti-stupid vaccine is on its way to save us (and if there were, damn betcha the Teabaggers would opt out, because [as we learned last night] the True Blue Conservative solution to Famine and Pestilence [and, presumably War] to the is to leave them for pure laissez faire Capitalism to sort out because, y'know, Freedom!) Instead, these Golem that the GOP constructed to win elections are performing exactly as designed, and as a confirmed Liberal who long ago gave up on trying to convince people to see reason who are actually proud of how fact-resistant they are, there is a certain, gallows humor in hearing the squeal of clowns like Frum as they are eaten alive by their bastard children.

See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

In fact...there I was...

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying
I'm cry-'-ng
I'm crying
I'm cry-'-

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess


I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun


If the sun don't come
You get a tan from

standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert,

choking smokers

Don't you think the joker

laughs at you?


See how they smile

like pigs in a sty
See how they schnied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower


Elementary penguin

singing Hare Krishna


Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe...

After The Debate

Newt went back to yelling at stray dogs about Mexicans, Muslims and the Secret Liberal Media Conspiracy behind it all.

Fundamentally.

Basically.


Various Tweets sent by yours truly (and subsequently tidied up just a little) during tonight's "Ayn Randier Than Thou" GOP contest:

Lines you will not hear tonight? Romney: My wife doesn't have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat...

Lines you will not hear tonight? Gingrich: My 3rd wife doesn't have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat...

Halperin, Steele and Noonan on the MSNBC debate panel of idle speculators. This is what it looks like when you shit in zero gravity.


Ron Paul comes out firmly against seat belts and safe baby food. Bless his crazy fucking heart.

Cain proposed Pizza-care with Crazy Bread, but the damn federal gummint wouldn't let him.

Perry: Texas sick people are different than Massachusetts sick people, bitches!

Romney: Massachusetts sick people are different than Iowa sick people, bitches!

Ron Paul comes out firmly against seat belts and safe baby food. Bless his crazy fucking heart.


And now let's hear from the Wingnut Rockettes

(In response to @DLoesch) Because [no jobs or crap jobs] are your two choices in an oligarchy. Now beg little people! Beg!


Mitt: I promise every citizen a nice severance package before shutting the place down.


GOP Ribbed Condoms: Like thousands of tiny fascist fingers urging you to let your democracy go.


Every time there's been a proposed increase to the minimum wage, the GOP has predicted doom. Got it wrong EVERY time. Kind of awesome.


Ron Paul: It was a bad scene, dude!


Ron Paul: Give Me Bimetalism or Give Me Death!


Ron Paul's constant repetition of "Man Date" is making Santorum very nervous.


I see Huntsman borrowed Schwarzenegger's "Goldfinger Tie" from the Republican Nat'l Convention. Why I remember shit like this I do not know


Mitt: Coal mining jobs for all!


Watching Santorum lie about Welfare Reform is very entertaining.


The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the booze of wingnut drinking games.


GOP Consensus: Trust the marketplace to take care of plagues.


Newt: Big adjectives give me an erection.


Bachmann: Immigration worked much better in the 50s when we could legally force Negroes and women to do all the shit work.


Right now they're trying to peel [a gin-soaked Peggy Noonan] off of Reagan Force One, which she was humping while screaming "Fill me with your Reaganbabies!"


Ron Paul promises to convert America to the octal [base 8] system. Sure, everyone will have to lose a finger, but after that everything will work much smoother.


Mitt: As long as we define "Middle Class" to mean "lifetime, corporate indentured debt peonage" I PROMISE to "restore" the "Middle Class".


Santorum: Reagan never cut and run.

driftglass: Really? Beirut? Hello? Ring any fucking bells? Jesus, just how fucking stupid do you have to be to be a Republican Senator?


Santorum: Reagan wasn't a fucking isolationist!

driftglass: Yeah, instead he believed in selling weapons to terrorists and funding his illegal war with the proceeds.


Bachmann: Obama agrees with me that the EPA is with tool of Satan!

Perry: Criminals should be executed. In English.


If you want to know what sort of subhuman goons love torture, just swing those cameras around and point them at the audience.


(In response to Ron Paul) Hey, dumbass! School lunch program was created by the War Dept because huge #s of recruits for WWII had grown up too malnourished to serve.

And, as a public service, let us answer the unspoken question: "Why is it that the nation's young men were showing up for national service severely malnourished?"

Because we were, in fact, using Ron Paul's market-driven Libertarian pixie dust to feed the poor. And you know what? It doesn't fucking work:

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Throughout much of the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, many state and local school districts provided food for their students to promote learning. The idea of whether the federal government ought to play a role in child nutrition was not raised until the Great Depression, when Congress began to appropriate federal dollars to assist states facing severe economic distress. In the 1930s the federal government began to distribute surplus food to states for use in local schools. Later, when food distribution became difficult during the war years, the government awarded cash grants enabling states to purchase food at local markets. Not only did these programs help states feed poor children, but they also created a market for farm goods, which worked to the benefit of the farmers.

By the 1940s, however, it was still painfully obvious that too many of America's youth, especially in the South, remained grossly undernourished. This lack of nourishment was especially problematic and notable when a number of young men failed armed forces physicals after being drafted for World War II.

Richard B. Russell, a senator from Georgia, proposed a school lunch program in March 1944 to combat the problem of malnutrition. Senator Russell, although not personally touched by poverty, was well aware of the plight of many of his fellow Georgians, especially children. He also represented a rural state, where farmers had suffered for years from chronically low prices for their goods. Russell proved well positioned to champion a federal program that could address both problems.
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So Ron Paul won the ideological purity Olympics by advocating that virtually the entire federal government be eliminated, and letting the free market figure out such things as air traffic control and food and drug safety. Herman "the federal gummint is incapable of doing anything" Cain took the Silver, and future GOP nominee for President Rick Perry took the bronze.

At the other end of the spectrum, Huntsman looked like Marylin Munster.