New York Ruins Every Het Marriage on Earth

Teh Gays have doomed us all, just because they selfishly demanded the right to marry the person they love and cherish most in all the world.

Monsters!

Nothing left to do now but fill our pockets with Rick Santorum Commemorative Paperweights and walk into the sea before the gay demons can get us.

Sad, really: now I'll never know what pearls of wisdom David Brooks was going to impart to us on "Meet the Gregory" this Sunday.

The Acting President

Explains the political realities of public Presidential endorsements on gay rights issues.

As those realities existed in the 90s.

But the 90s are long over, those realities have radically changed, and the real President of the United States needs to quit watching re-runs of "The West Wing".