Commandeers global media.
So first we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Palin" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
Then we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Terry Jones" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
May we assume the next monstrosity to grab a Bible and come slouching out of the Right's collective unconscious and into wall-to-wall, 24/7 media coverage will be named
"John Cleese"?
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The Bible Beltway is more dangerous than the actual Beltway...
Who will be 'Twit of the Year'?
Spot The Looney.
Well, Cleese's Nazi goose-stepping would be appropriate (great episode), but I was kinda hoping for "Graham Chapman," because then he might be dead and a zombie, which would fit wonderfully (for obvious reasons).
(Also, in-between devouring brains, he could hang out with Ted Haggard and Ken Mehlman. It'd make a great sitcom.)
...BASIL!!!!
(yes, dear..)
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