Wednesday, August 31, 2022

NBC has a "Star Wars Prequel" Problem


Back in the days of long ago movie industry, the creators of the Star Wars franchise staked out an entire galaxy full of possibilities to play with.  Big, audacious and fun   But down the road decisions made at the George Lucas level-turned that narrative universe into something cramped, dull and dumb.  

Back in the days of Three Network Teevee (and long before I knew or cared) Meet the Press could be impressive.   Now that NBC has irreparably fucked it up it may be hard to believe, but the format was a guest facing a panel of reporters who asked them questions.  Hence the title Meet the Press.


Now Meet the Press is known for hosting forgettable guests of dubious honesty who are guaranteed not to be asked anything difficult by a host who always has one eye on the approval of his employers.  This is followed by a panel of the same, rotating cast of zombie pundits, most of whom should've been sent to a nice Pundit Farm upstate years ago.  

Then panel then jerks itself off until it's time to run an ad for dick pills or reverse mortgages.

This happened because, long, long ago in a media universe far, far away Meet the Press stopped caring about, y'know, news and began focusing almost exclusively on Fan Service.  

And which fans did Meet the Press care about servicing?  Their fellow teevee executives and the constellation of professional pundits, insiders and influencers who make up what we call the Beltway.  

Like Lucas with the Star Wars prequels, NBC executives completely lost sight of what made the original Meet the Press popular and culturally important.  It was the compelling guests they put in front of the camera and the story they had to tell while fencing with actual, shoe-leather reporters.  

Instead, the latter-day Meet the Press executives built a temple to honor the Both Siderist fetish of their   Beltway friends and fans: a tepid, toxic pudding of forgettable guests, one-dimensional pundits, stupid writing and Both Siderism tarted up with zooming cameras, the space-age sets  and the seizure-inducing graphics.  (Does anyone still say "space-age"?)

It didn't need to be this way, but this is the way it is.

And until the executives who built this temple to Both Siderism are purged and their temple is torn down brick by brick, this is the way it will stay, no matter who they stick in the big chair.  

 

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Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Sup?

This week some random person spray painted the word "Sup?" on a random campaign sign of Putin-asset and all around raving hobgoblin, senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin. 

Johnson reacted by collapsing in tears because this clearly signaled the death of civility in politics and the end of the republic.  

Awaiting the Andrew Yang Tweet declaring that only the Forward Party can save us from this madness.

Side note:  We can now confirm that fragile political snowflake and all around raving hobgoblin Ron Johnson has never visited Chicago during campaign season at any point since days of George Wellington Streeter, Paddy Bauler and Mayor Big Bill Thompson. 


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Monday, August 29, 2022

Unpublished Author

 

Over the past few days I have had one 16-year-old post of mine put behind a "Sensitive Material" checkpoint by Blogger, and Three Two! Count 'Em! Three  Two! posts -- one from 2015 and two from 2016 -- officially "unpublished" by Blogger on the following grounds:

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It's these latter two that made me laugh out loud.

I do appreciate Blogger's diligence in sending their bots burrowing through my archives to ferret out any links that might send my readers stumbling unawares onto the a perilous road to Malware-land -- 

-- and the death of love and trust.

No, the thing that cracked me up is that the only suspect links on either of these posts are from the one or two rare occasions when I linked to the infamous wingnut cesspit World Net Daily.


Which now is apparently being flagged as a malware and virus superspreader site.  

Which is more perfectly, chef's-kiss apt than I have words to describe.


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Walsh Me Around Again Willie

“Waltz me around again, Willie,
    Around, around, around!
The music is dreamy,
It’s peaches and creamy,
    O don’t let my feet touch the ground!"  
-- Waltz Me Around Again, Willie, 1906


I was recently asked my opinion about the career of former Republican congressman from Illinois and former Conservative radio host  Joe "Joey Muskets" Walsh.

Ok, here goes.

My opinion is that it doesn't really matter what my opinion is.   Like so many others operating in the politics/media space, Walsh is first and foremost, a careerist/opportunist.  And after +17 years at this, it's perfectly clear that the moves people like Walsh make are far out of my reach and immune to my judgement. 

Most of American political media now exists in a state of pure branding.  Pure packaging, where interactions and alliances are almost entirely transactional: if  linking up with you, or picking a fight or sucking up advances their interests, increases their reach/followership, players will do so.  Which is why almost none of them -- including a lot of my Liberal allies -- have anything to do with blogs or pods at my level.  We can't help people like Walsh sell his brand or advance his career.   We can't help them burn a little brighter -- maybe bright enough to attract the attention of influencers at the level above them and get them invited up the ladder.  

Worse still, hanging out in Liberal blogosphere steerage with the dirty hippies who remember the very inconvenient things that media people are trying hard to forget, and who speak of those verboten things openly and with plenty of salt, may alienate whatever relationships one is otherwise cultivating to get invited further up the ladder.

And that's all Walsh wants, which he's said explicitly on his podcast.  That his "calling" is to have an audience.  Period.  No mention of "why" he should have audience, or what he'd do with one if he had it since all he does is mouth platitudes.  He used to be syndicated on hundreds of radio stations, and was a regular Fox News contributor.  All that is gone now, and rather than moving on with something else, he wants the spotlight back.   He still sees his destiny as a man commanding the attention of the crowd, and he will say/do whatever it takes and glad-hand whoever it takes to make that happen, which is why he does not interact with people at my level.

Everyone who goes on his show is "my dear good close personal friend" which he repeats a dozen cloying times during the interview, regardless of whether it's Noah Rothman explaining why Dems are just as awful as Trump and that he will never, ever, ever vote for one...or Bill Kristol or some d-bag MAGA "good friend" on the phone (a regular feature) or Dana Milbank promoting his book.  

There's a bit in the movie The Southern Yankee where Red Skelton stitches together half of a Confederate uniform and half a Union uniform, then sews the two flags back-to-back, so he can march safely across an active battlefield, with each side thinking he's on their side.

That's Walsh (and why/how I remember this stuff I do not know.)

Walsh is a self-described unrepentant "small government, Tea Party guy" whose "brand" is shouting/attacking.  And heir to the legacy of goofs like Morton Downey, Jr. and Joe Pyne.  And at the moment he is on the outs with his former party, and so shouting at/attacking them is what he can do now to build an audience.  And there is a definitely a market for recently-former Republicans who purport to speak for "the people" (which Walsh does constantly) and who yell about how awful the GOP is and lecture Dems that they need to be more Centrist-y.

That market is currently overstocked, and Walsh's "analysis" lack any depth or originality whatsoever.  He states the most obvious things, loudly and slowly, but Joe is aggressive and persistent and still has contacts who can get him booked on CNN.   And since much of the audience for political media has no memory of or interest in That Which Went Before, (See, "Dowd, Matthew"), shapeshifters with friends and contacts in the media will almost always find a home somewhere.

Walsh strikes me as a shallow man who, other than a handful of GOP bumper sticker slogans from 2010, doesn't have any fixed beliefs beyond believing that he should have his own syndicated radio show and/or regular gig on cable teevee.  

But as I said, my opinion doesn't really matter.  

Media/political careerists make relationships tactically, and since no tiny voice out here in the cornfield is going to help them advance their careers, my opinions and analysis, right or wrong, prescient or fatuous, are of no use to them.  

Except maybe 10 or 15 years from now when they come back to whatever is left of the Liberal blogosphere to strip mine us of our words, file the serial numbers off, and re-sell them to a mass audience as edgy, brilliant, insightful revelations :-)



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Sunday, August 28, 2022

Say My Name

Funny thing is, broke-ass Ronna has an uncle who is not only very wealthy, but very Republican as well.  In fact, he's serving in the U.S. Senate right now and has been know to raise and spend enormous amounts of money on doomed Republican campaigns.   

So it kinda makes one wonder...

Brrring, brrring.

Mitt Romney:  Ahoy-hoy.  New blower. To whom am I speaking?

Ronna:  It's your niece.

Romney:  Is this Madison?

Ronna:  No.

Romney:  Christina?

Ronna:  No.

Romney:  Is this Margo Lynn or maybe Jenn having a bit of sport? 

Ronna:  No.

Romney:  Is this Craig or Matt or Ben or Tagg playing a funny voice trick?

Ronna:  No.

Romney:  Then you've stumped me.  Is this one of those prank phone-calls one hears about in the news?  Are you about to ask me about Prince Albert being trapped in a can or if my SubZero PRO Refrigerator/Freezer is running, which are both very funny jokes, but...

Ronna:  No, Uncle Mitt, this is your niece Ronna, and I need to speak to you about something very important.  

Romney:  Don't seem to remember a "Ronna" in the bunch?  

Ronna:  I'm Ronna.  Ronna McDaniel.  I'm your brother Scott's daughter.  I've been to your house a thousand times.  I'm the Republicans Party's national chair and the party is in deep trouble and needs your help.

Romney: But you're not  Madison?  Christina?

Ronna:  No.

Romney: Then I am very confused.  Why would you, whoever you are, bring your troubles to my door?  

Ronna:  Because I'm the Republicans Party's national chair and you're one of the party's leaders and, frankly, we're out of money and need all the help you can give us raising funds in a hurry or we're going to get creamed in the Fall.

Romney: Language, please, whoever you are.  We do not say "creamed" in this house.  

Ronna:  Sorry.

Romney: And now I'm doubly confused.  You call me up, swearing like a McCain, to ask for money?  I thought the party had plenty of money  Pretty much all of the rich people love us.  Corporations love us.  Didn't we give them two trillion in tax cuts and all the PPP "loans" they asked for?

Ronna:  Yes we did. 

Romney: Then the party should have plenty of money.  That's how this works.  Where did it all go?

Ronna:  Well, we put Rick Scott in charge of the Senate campaign funds and...

Romney: Scott?  You gave that Medicare cheat the Senate checkbook?  

Ronna:  ...and then there's Trump.  

Romney: Language, young lady.  I already warned you once.  We do not say "Trump" in this house.  

Ronna: Sorry.  

Romney: Sounds like quite a pickle.

Ronna [beginning to tear up]: It is.  

Romney: And what did you say your name was? 

Ronna:  I'm Ronna.  Ronna McDaniel. 

Romney:  Is that your full name?

Ronna [gulping hard]:  No 

Romney:  What's your full name?

Ronna:  Ronna Romney McDaniel. 

Romney: Ah.  That rings a bell.  And who am I?

Ronna:  You're the senior senator from Utah.   

Romney: Say my name.  

Ronna is silent.

Romney: I'm the money.  I'm the man you came to to save you from your folly because you've run out of options.  

Ronna is silent.

Romney: Say my name.  

Ronna:   Willard...

Romney: "Senator" Willard.  Say my name.  

Ronna:   Senator Willard...Mitt....Romney.

Romney: You're god damn right!

  



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Friday, August 26, 2022

The Radical Left Loved it When That Chick Stole The Plans To That Thing

But when Trump does it even more awesomely, suddenly he's the Bad Guy.

UNFAIR!

DOUBLE STANDARD!


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Thursday, August 25, 2022

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Because His Writing Doesn’t Intersect With the Lives of Normal Humans...

...it's easy to forget that ambulatory venom sac Rich "Little Starbursts" Lowry is also kind of a dope. 

And then The New York Times goes and gives him a Very Big megaphone so he can remind us.

Can You Tell Me What Would Happen if the F.B.I. Were Investigating a Democrat?

By Rich Lowry

Before we get to schoolin' Richy, let's stop to appreciate one of the little gems along the way.

George W. Bush is now widely considered a relatively benign figure from a bygone, pre-Trump era.

No, he is not.  He was and is a monster.  He has, however, been successfully buried under a Chernobyl-thick layer of strategic forgettery by both Conservatives goofs like Lowry and a compliant mainstream media who did not want their complicity in lying us into Bush's Iraqi Clusterfuck chained forever to the memory of the worst president in American history...until the same party nominated and elected Trump.

Now where were we?

Oh yeah.  What if...?

Well just off the top of my head there was...

...Dan Rostenkowski – the powerful Democratic chair of the House Ways & Means committee.

...Hillary Clinton.  Investigated.  Had her campaign sabotaged by the head of the FBI 10 days before the 2016 election.

...the entire Mike Madigan machine here in Illinois.

...and good old Federal Bureau of Prisons #40892–424 himself, Rod Blagojevich.

...also less well known is Rod Blagojevich's former chief of staff, John Harris, who was sentenced to 10 days in prison for helping his old boss attempt to sell President Barack Obama's vacated Senate seat.

Honestly, Rich, you could save yourself so much agita by just peeping out of your hermetic bubble of smug once and awhile and just asking someone who remembers the past to, y'know, remember the past.  



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Those Who Are Ignorant of History...

 ... are doomed to think Charlie Sykes is an affable gasbag who, for some reason, shows up on MSNBC nearly as often as their corporate peacock logo.

But he isn't.

Charlie Sykes is a 30-year Conservative hate radio veteran and Wisconsin political kingmaker.  He, as much as anyone else, built the GOP into the monster factory that it is today.  The monster factory that swept Donald Trump to power, and ran Sykes out of his Wisconsin radio gig...and straight onto MSNBC.  

In virtually every interview I have every read or heard with Sykes, and on virtually every episode of his podcast, Sykes forcefully and repeatedly compresses the timeline for when his Republican party lost its mind to "these past few year" or  "over the past several year" or "in the past five or six year".   Because the decades-long run up to Trump during which Conservative hate radio stars like Sykes were deeply complicit in grooming the deranged party base is not something Sykes wants to talk about.

And acknowledging that the Left -- the awful, dirty, huppie, commie Left -- was actually right about the Right all along is definitely not something Sykes wants to talk about.

However the past cannot stay buried forever, and with the recent raft of books that explicitly name and shame Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich as the direct forbears of Trump, Sykes has now decided that maybe, just maybe, the past actually did happen...just not exactly in the way we the awful, dirty, huppie, commie Liberals remember it.   

Sure, Charlie Sykes was there, but, see, he wasn't really a part of it.  Well, maybe a little bit, but it's certainly not a matter worth dwelling on, and certainly not a fit subject for his seemingly hourly interludes on MSNBC.  No, he was more of a "volunteer coffee boy” 30-year Conservative hate radio veteran.  Existing at the periphery of the Right, but never really aware of what was going on.

Like Zelig: somehow present at every significant moment in modern Conservative history, but just passin' through, and not really aware of what he was seeing.  

Here is the blurb from Tuesday's Bulwark podcast:  

Republicans cling to the idea they are members of the party of Reagan, but Reaganism ended in the 90s when angry right-wing populists like Rush, Pat Buchanan, and Newt Gingrich seized control of the conservative movement.  . Nicole Hemmer joins Charlie Sykes today.

And we're off

Sykes [welcoming Nicole Hemmer]: ...who specializes in media, Conservatism and the Far Right.  And she has a new book, "Partisans: The Conservative Revolutionaries Who Remade American Politics in the 1990s".  

Golly that sure sounds a lot like Dana Milbank's new book, which Milbank was on this same podcast promoting a week ago.  And they both sound a lot like what Liberals have been warning about and getting absolutely slagged for since the 1990s

There follows the usual greetings and pleasantries.  

Sykes:  So I'm reading the title of this book.  "Conservative Revolutionaries". But that's an oxymoron isn't it?  I mean, Conservatives are supposed to be the opposite of revolutionaries.

Hemmer:  Yes.  It's supposed to be an oxymoron.  But there was actually a movement in the 1970s and 1980s for Conservatives to take on a more radical approach to politics.

What?!?

As you read along with the transcript (all typos and omissions are mine) keep in mind that Charlie Sykes already fucking well knows all of this since he was in the vanguard of that movement from the 1980s until five minutes ago.  

Hemmer:  ...and by the 1990s, that kind of radicalism -- the idea that you need to, uh, remake the government, overthrow the, uh, current order in the United States -- that became a pretty key part of right wing politics in the US.

The 1990s?  The devil you say!

Sykes:  And you've also traced the role of Conservative media, which, or course, is one of my interests as well, having been part of it and the theme of this podcast...

No, Charlie.  Collecting bottle caps or skeet shooting or playing chess by mail are "interests".  Feeding the racist, paranoid base of the GOP the slop they wanted to hear is how you made your entire living -- fed your family, bought your estate, became a Wisconsin political power broker --  for 30 years.  

But please do go on.

Sykes:  ...Y'know, every once in a while people will say "You guys focus too much on the media.  Shouldn't you be talking more about politics."  But I would argue that -- and I think you might agree -- that you cannot understand the current political moment or the derangement of the Right Wing politics without understanding the central role that Right Wing has played in the past four decades and continues to play now.

This is where I hadda go lay down and take a little nap, because holy shit kids, Charlie Sykes has done entered the Before Time.  That Undiscovered Country from whose bourne no suggestion of connectedness to the present moment has ever been contenanced by Never Trumpers.

Sykes:  That's basically... that's basically one of the arguments you have made in several books now, correct?

Hemmer:   That's absolutely right.  Even outside of right wing media, because we are a democracy, our media environment is a core party of our political environment.  The two can't be separated from one another.  Media and politics go hand-in-hand.  And I think sometimes people think of "media" as ephemeral or too cultural and not really about hard politics.

Don't know who those "people" are, but literally no one I know thinks this.  

Hemmer:   But you can't make sense of what policies get put in place or how voters make their choices without understanding the media environment they and politicians are sort of soaked in.

Sykes:  So...was there a moment at which the entertainment wing [chuckles] of the Republican party became dominant.  When the Republican party basically became a creature of its entertainment wing rather than the other way around, because I still remember when it used to be kind of a talking point on the Left that, well, Conservative media gets its talking points from the RNC.  And now [chuckles again] you've gotta roll your eyes and I think it's the other way around now.  What was the tipping point do you think?

Hemmer:   I actually think... it's a longer process.  The 1990s really were an important turning point.  And I point to one example from 1992 when George H. W. Bush...

There follows the story of Bush the Elder, so worried about the challenges from Pat Buchanan and Ross Perot in 1988 that he turned to Rush Limbaugh's television producer, Roger Ailes for help.

Hemmer:   And Rush Limbaugh was such a huge figure in the 1990s...

Ms. Hemmer repeats the bit about Bush the Elder inviting Limbaugh to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, and carrying his bags for him.  A story which was widely known ad reported on at the time, and has been repeated a million times since. 

Pause for a moment to consider just how deeply weird this interview is. Sykes knows all this.  For 30 years, Sykes was known as the "Rush Limbaugh of Wisconsin".  This is like unto Charles Ponzi having a podcast and interviewing a woman who wrote a book on investment fraud, and asking her in wide-eyed innocent wonder, "Tell me about these so-called 'Ponzi schemes' one hears so much about?"

Hemmer: You have advisors to Bush saying "You have to sound more like Rush Limbaugh".  And then you have a leader of Republicans in congress, Newt Gingrich, ...

Yeah, we know.  We know.  We fucking well know.  

Hemmer: ...who is really focused on words and rhetoric and media.   He throws open, in 1995, when he becomes Speaker of the House, the doors of the capitol to radio show hosts all across the country so they can amplify the message.  


Ms. Hemmer, I don't want to frighten you but there's one of those Limbaugh-imitating, wingnut message amplifiers sitting right... 

across... 

from... 

you.

Hemmer: And I think that's still Gingrich trying to manipulate different factions, but you can already sense that something is changing.  And by the end of the 1990s not only do you have magazines like the American Spectator that are setting the conspiracy framework around the Clinton administration but you have a whole new profusion of right-wing radio hosts.

Fun Fact:  Sykes began his career as a backup host for Mark Belling at WISN in Milwaukee in 1989. By 1992, he’d landed his own WISN show. Within a year, he moved on to WTMJ, where he hosted his right-wing radio show until December 19, 2016.

Hemmer: And that really is a moment -- throw in fox News -- when you suddenly have an entertainment complex large enough to start dictating to the Republican party.

Sykes: Another frequently told story...

Notice the passive voice here

Sykes: Another frequently told story, of course, is after Republicans shocked the world and took control of congress back in 1994, uh, one of the first things they did when they had their initial caucuses in early 1995, they brought Rush Limbaugh in speak to the freshman class, right?  So it was... it was this acknowledgement that, in many ways, they were already a creature of Conservatives talk radio.

Notice it's "they" not "we".  It's "Republicans shocked the world" not "we shocked the world."   It's "a creature of Conservatives talk radio" not "a creature of Conservatives talk radio hosts like Rush and me."

Hemmer: Absolutely.  They gave Rush Limbaugh a pin and a title, calling him "The Majority Maker" and they turned to him for advice.  For what they should do in this new congress.  And one of the things he says is, "You do NOT waiver.  If Newt Gingrich waivers on his promises -- if he doesn't stay a hard-line Conservative -- then I'm coming after him."  And that threat was well understood by Gingrich and other members of the Republican caucus going into the new Congress.  

Sykes:  Well I'm sorry to say I have a picture here of a much younger person with much darker hair -- me -- [chuckles] sitting with Newt Gingrich [chuckles] in 1995 where he was appearing on my Conservative radio talk show host and that was a long time ago.  And I do think that was, uh, one of the turning points.  [Hurriedly] But I do want to take a quick digression.

Of course you do.

And then Sykes o'erleaps a quarter century of Conservative history to land...

Sykes:  Let's run the tape forward to where we're at now.  

Translation: Let's just skip over my entire career.

There follows a long story about a nutjob at a school board meeting ranting the kind of bile ones picks up on Hate Radio every day in Murrica.

This, in turn, is followed by a back-and-forth about how *real* Reaganism collapsed as soon as Reagan left office.  How St. Ronnie was almost pure awesome, but after he ascended to Republican heaven, Bush the Elder was an easy target for Buchanan, Limbaugh etc.  

Now pay extra special attention to this.

Sykes:  So in your introduction to your book you write about watching Trump accepting the nomination in 2016 in Cleveland and you write "The party's transformation, sudden though it seemed, had been under way for a quarter century.  In the turn towards nativism and more overt racism and the criticisms of the Conservative elites, in the wariness about free trade, democracy, and the sharp-elbowed, fact-lite punditry.  And none of it had happened behind the scenes. None of it was hidden.  It was all out there in plain sight."  But as you point out, too many people were too attached to the idea of the Party of Reagan to notice how fundamentally Conservative politics had changed.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Sykes:  And I'm gonna put myself in that category that I did not fully understand that transformation.  How deep it ran.  I mean, look, we all saw Pat Buchanan, and we knew those people were out there, we never thought -- we, me -- didn't think that it would ever become dominant, but they saw something that a lot of Republicans did not see, right?  

And I am suddenly transported back to sitting in the kitchen at 2 A.M. with my dad because he wants to talk and there's  no one else to talk to at 2 A.M.  He's on his fifth or sixth vodka and tonic, wondering, in his rambling, circuitous way. what had gone wrong with his life.  This was a regular thing.  And the one cause of his troubles that he absolutely refused to consider was the drink that was in his hand.  

The drink that was always in his hand.  

Hemmer: That's right.  And I think that the nativism is a good place to look.  In 1994...

Sykes:  By the 1990s, that line between entertainment and politics had all but disappeared...

Sykes:  So who do you think now are the dominant Conservative media figures?  The ones who really make a difference.  Who is driving the trend right now?  When you look at the end-point of the evolution from the 1990s, who are the most powerful, influential, entertaining Conservative media voices.

The answer is Tucker Carlson. Period.  Alex Jones.  A bunch of podcasts like "Ruthless" which gets off on dancing on RBG's grave. Etc.

Hemmer: That idea of drinking Liberal tears is such a strong motivation.

Hemmer: [Paranoia and conspiracies] are embedded in the very raison d'Γͺtre of Conservative media.  This idea that you need to trust us. You tune into us because we're right and we're Right.

Sykes:  Because the other guy's lying to you and hates you. 

Hemmer: Exactly.  Exactly.  So you have to trust us.  And once you have that kind of loyalty and trust, it's very easy to manipulate.  It is very easy to turn conspiratorial, particularly when you frame your opposition as the Enemy.  Gosh, we see this, Charlie, in the 1990s in the conspiracies about the Clintons...  The conspiracy complex around the Clintons including thing like the Clinton Body Count, and these tapes like the Clinton Chronicles...that circulated all through congress, that was funded by Jerry Falwell.  Like that became the bread-and-butter of Conservative media in the 1990s.

Did I already happen to mention that Sykes began his career as a backup host for Mark Belling at WISN in Milwaukee in 1989?  And that by 1992, he’d landed his own WISN show?  And that within a year, he moved on to WTMJ, where he hosted his right-wing radio show until December 19, 2016?

I did?  

Oops.  

Sorry for repeating myself.

Sykes:  I remember back in the 1990s when all of this was shifting, the reaction from much of the legacy media, the mainstream media, was none of this criticism is valid.  We're being criticized for being biased.  That must mean we're doing our job.  And often did write or speak with disdain about, y'know, 40% of the population.  And I remember this being part of the Conservative media.  That it was as if they were giving us this massive gift by covering the news the way they did and not sitting down and going, "How can we counter this?  Still do our jobs.  Still be effective journalists without feeding the narrative that we are untrustworthy."

One hears a lot of this kind of peevish justification from goofs like Sykes.  That the media during the Bad Old Day was so liberal, so awful, so horribly biased that Conservatives had no choice but to yadda yadda. 

And yet one never hears actual, concrete, system-wide examples of this awful bias.  Is he talking about how Lyndon Johnson sailed to victory in his second term because the Liberal media refused to report on Vietnam and protests?

Or the horrible injustice that was done to Nixon by those nasty WaPo reporters?  

The fuss Liberals made over an innocent misunderstanding like Iran-Contra?  

Was it how Liberals rushed to blame Conservative media paranoia mongering for the Oklahoma federal building bombing just because the bombers were quoting chapter and verse from Conservative media paranoia mongering?     

Was it how Edward R. Murrow ended every broadcast with "Death to the West!"?

Did the breaking point come when Walter Cronkite changing his name to Walker Chronic and fired up a doob on the air?

Or are goofs like Sykes actually pissed at people like Norman Lear for putting the unvarnished face of the Right on teevee and laughing at it?



Sykes:  Also I think that Spiro Agnew is underappreciated in terms of his historical role as sort of the proto-populist, anti-media figure...  But he really was one of the figures who began to create that language, that voice, that pugelistin approach and the relentless attack on the media. A lot of what we trace back to Newt Gingrich can be traced back to Spiro Agnew, can't it?

And we're done.

And, as always, I am left with one question that no one in the know is ever going to answer.

Why does Charlie Sykes have a job at MSNBC?  Specifically, an opinion-having job.  Even more specifically, a political opinion-having job?

This 30-year Republican power-broker and veteran of Conserative radio just sat there and, with a straight face (and not for the first time), told the world that he never had the slightest fucking clue what was really going on right in front of him, in plain sight, in his own political party.  Confessing to abject, decades-long ignorance of the one and only subject for which he was hired for his special, insider insights. 

"Never knew what the fuck I was talking about" is a helluva resume top line.

And yet, somehow, he managed to almost immediately transition from the rubble of his radio career to becoming a fixture on "liberal" MSNBC and  the op-ed pages of American newspapers where every day he still pretends to be possessed of special insights into not only the minds of Republican base voters, but also the secret desires of "independents" and the hidden motives and agendas of dirty, commie Liberals like me.  

And so it goes.

Tomorrow:  How MSNBC saved Noah Rothman's bacon after the post-Trump media purge by giving him a perch on MSNBC from which to continue to slander Liberals.


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Wednesday, August 24, 2022

More Adventures in Third Party History: Today, The Most Successful Third Party in Modern American Politics

Are you looking for a party which recognizes that Both Sides are to blame for the country's problems?  

Well lend an ear to this exciting news citizen!

"I resent the fact that the leaders of both national parties wouldn't spit on the people of Alabama and Georgia in the past.  They've taken us for granted and used us for a doormat for so long.  But now we are in control of the situation, and don't you ever believe we aren't in control. "

And this!

[Following a long story about how the common folk are too smart to fall for slick counterfeiters] "When the national Republican party and the national Democratic party come out with their ambiguous platform to try to pass it off on you and me in the Fall, let's give them some 6's and 9's in November and they'll understand that we understand the difference between the real stuff and the counterfeit stuff."

Are you looking for a party which recognizes that the real problem is the "system" and not the voters?

"Yes the professional Republicans -- and I'm not talking about the good Republicans or good Democrats or good Independents -- but the Republicans who come to your state and said, "Let us beat the national Democrats."  Well if that's all you want to do...you can do that with anybody!"

Are you looking for a party that wants to rescue our public institutions from vile politicians on Both Sides and return control of them to the people?

"So if you want to waste your vote in November you can vote Republican or Democratic because they don't think like you do. They don't think like I do.  Not a single one of these parties, ... has told you that they will turn back to you, your domestic institutions which includes the public school system...  We're gonna turn back lock, stock and barrel ... to the people the right to run your schools as you see fit."

Well then brother, do I have a Third Party for you!

It's called the American Independent Party, and it was founded in 1967 by Bill Shearer and his wife, Eileen Knowland Shearer for the purpose of nominating hardcore racist and segregationist George Wallace as its presidential candidate and retired U.S. Air Force General Curtis LeMay as the vice-presidential candidate. 

LeMay was a real "Nuke 'em all, let God sort 'em out" madman, who you may know best from his caricature, Colonel Jack D. Ripper, played by Sterling Hayden in Dr. Strangelove.

And every quote cited here is taken directly from George Wallace's 1968 third party campaign, which just goes to show you that this spewing Both Siderist bullshit and promising to deliver the common folk from the Evil System is nothing new.  

In fact, it is, of necessity, the bread and butter. of every third party scam.

All Wallace quotes are transcribed by me from this site, where they also note that:

Wallace ran on every state ballot in the election, though he did not represent the American Independent Party in all fifty states: in Connecticut, for instance, he was listed on the ballot as the nominee of the "George Wallace Party." The Wallace/LeMay ticket received 13.5 percent of the popular vote and 46 electoral votes from the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. No third-party candidate has won more than one electoral vote since the 1968 election,

And:

Wallace's campaign was well-funded, but he was also helped by the fact that he got a lot of free press. "He had this ability to seize upon issues to capture public attention," Dan Carter says. "And very quickly newspaper reporters and the broadcast media realized that he was good copy."

Sound familiar?

 And finally:

Many professional commentators derided Wallace (Tom Wicker of the New York Times referred to him as "the Alabama demagogue"), but still he appeared frequently on major television news shows.

Because in the Third Party game the script never changes.  

Just the packaging.




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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

More Adventures in Third Party History: Today, Connecticut for Lieberman


For those of you whose political memory is like unto the early morning dew, here are only a few of the highlights of the career of Holy Joe Lieberman, who ran as a Democrat but whose first loyalty was always to the regime of Bibi Netanyahu.

In 2000, Lieberman was instrumental in stabbing his running mate, Al Gore, in the back and helping to deliver the White House to George W. Bush.


For the duration of the Dubya Administration, Bush's Iraqi Clusterfuck had no more fervent defender than Holy Joe Lieberman.  In fact, Joe was such a dog-loyal war pimp that Dubya awarded him a big ol' kiss on the mouth just before his 2005 State of the Union address.

You might also remember this period as a time when Democrat Zell Miller was given a keynote address at the 2004 Republican National Convention in which to thoroughly slagged his own party -- my party -- as terrorist-lovin', Murrica-hatin' scum for daring to run against Dubya.  


Which, for the uninitiated, is what "bipartisan" usually amounts to:  some douchebag "Centrist" lining up with Republicans to shitting on Democrats.  Makes the media's toes positively curl in Both Siderist ecstasy.  

In 2006, Joe Lieberman was defeated in the Connecticut Democratic senatorial primary election, so he pulled what would later some to be called "a Yang":  quickly cooking up a brand new Centrist Third Party -- Connecticut for Lieberman, in this case -- to combat the, y'know, Terrible Extremes on Both Sides.

Lieberman's primary loss also caused his very good friend and fellow Iraq War pimp, David Brooks of The New York Time, to lose his mind.  In August of 2006, Brooks spent an entire column demanding that a McCain/Lieberman Party -- a "Party no 3" -- be summoned into existence out of his fury that his very good friend and fellow Iraq War pimp had lost an election.  

And it will surprise no one that David Brooks' tantrum from 16 years ago on the Terrible Awfulness of a two-party system that would allow his very good friend and fellow Iraq War pimp to lose an election sounds virtually identical to the boilerplate Both Siderist bullshit that virtually every other "Centrist" Third Party grift has used to this day.  

Yeah, looking at you Andrew Yang.

The flamers in the established parties tell themselves that their enemies are so vicious they have to be vicious too. They rationalize their behavior by insisting that circumstances have forced them to shelve their integrity for the good of the country. They imagine that once they have achieved victory through pulverizing rhetoric they will return to the moderate and nuanced sensibilities they think they still possess.

But the experience of DeLay and the net-root DeLays in the Democratic Party amply demonstrates that means determine ends. Hyper-partisans may have started with subtle beliefs, but their beliefs led them to partisanship and their partisanship led to malice and malice made them extremist, and pretty soon they were no longer the same people.

The McCain-Lieberman Party counters with constant reminders that country comes before party, that in politics a little passion energizes but unmarshaled passion corrupts, and that more people want to vote for civility than for venom...
Indulge me please for a moment and meditate on this thought: after witnessing the GOP's ongoing and exponentially accelerating plunge into out-and-proud fascism during the 16 years between Brooks' column and today, who but dilettantes, children, imbeciles and con men could possible still think that Both Sides Do It is a great idea?  A winning business plan?

In that three-way race, third party candidate Lieberman won, beating the Democratic nominee, Ned Lamont, and alleged-degenerate gambler, Republican Alan Schlesinger.  The final percentages for Lieberman were 33%,  of Democrats, 54% of independents and 70% of Republicans.

Yay independents!  

Yay striking a noble blow against the Corrupt Duopoly!

A couple of years later while campaigning for Republican John McCain, Holy Joe's unstinting support for right-wing lunatic pastor John Hagee got him crosswise with McCain.  Check out the roster of supporters.

Lieberman to share stage with Hagee

John McCain might be fleeing from Pastor John Hagee, but one of his strongest Capitol Hill supporters, former Democratic VP candidate Sen. Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.), seems to have no problem standing beside the controversial clergyman.

Lieberman will join Hagee on stage at a Christians United for Israel Washington summit July 21-24, joining a roster of speakers that includes former Sen. Rick Santorum, Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol, former presidential candidate Gary Bauer and nationally syndicated radio host Dennis Prager.

Speaking before the same conference last year, Lieberman, an orthodox Jew, spoke reverentially of Hagee: "I would describe Pastor Hagee with the words the Torah uses to describe Moses, he is an 'Eesh Elo Kim,' a man of God, because those words fit him; and, like Moses, he has become the leader of a mighty multitude in pursuit of and defense of Israel."

He went on: "Pastor Hagee, I pray that God will bless you with all that you pray for, and I do so with great confidence because I know what the Lord said to Abraham in Genesis 12:3. If ever there was a man who will be blessed because he has blessed Israel, Pastor Hagee, it is you."

"controversial" was putting it mildly, but McCain and Lieberman kissed and made up and Lieberman was again rewarded for his loyal Third Party/Fifth Column service to the GOP by being gifted a keynote speaking gig at the Republican National Convention.

Just like Zell Miller!  

I believe the title of the speech was, "Remember a couple of years ago when I was Al Gore's running mate?  Well fuck him!  Fuck 'em all!"

Well wouldn't you know it, McCain got pretty well stomped in 2008, and the man Holy Joe had campaigned against, Barack Obama, was elected president.  But Holy Joe still caucused with the Democrats, so he had one more service to perform for his Republican friends and his financial supporters in the insurance industry.  

By withholding his vote and threatening to filibuster the bill until he got everything he wanted and the Affordable Care Act had been gutted of its public option -- 

Why Lieberman Hates the Public Option
Theories explaining the senator's threat to filibuster the health care bill if it includes a public option

By Mara Gay
OCTOBER 28, 2009

The public option was on a roll. Then, on Tuesday, Sen. Joe Lieberman threatened to filibuster the health care bill if it includes a public option, which he says would create "trouble for taxpayers, for the premium payers and for the national debt." Liberals are once again at war with Lieberman, who has been on the outs with Democrats since ditching the party and campaigning for John McCain. Left-wing pundits are laying on the derision, while everyone else asks: what is Lieberman after?...

-- Lieberman transformed the passage of the ACA from a fast and substantial victory for the new Obama Administration during the tiny window when they had a 60-vote majority in the Senate...into an agonizing, two year slog that gave the GOP  -- which had sworn a blood oath to obstruct everything Obama proposed no matter the cost -- time to regroup, rebrand itself as the Fake Tea Party and bury the calm, civil no-drama Obama under an avalanche of Fox News/Hate Radio-sponsored racist hysteria.

Then, running on a single-issue campaign to "be the 41st vote" to kill the ACA in the Senate, former semi-nude model Scott Brown won a special election in Massachusetts and, almost before it had begun, the Obama administration's ability to pass any legislation at all was over.  

In 2012 Holy Joe opted not to run for re-election and instead devote his time to making lots of money and occasionally weaseling in invitation to appear on political talk shows to remind everyone that before there was a Joe Manchin, there was a Joe Lieberman.

And the mighty Centrism loving', Both Sides hatin' third party he had created?

It vanished like a fart on a Ferris wheel, because it was never more than a vehicle for his personal political ambitions swaddled in Both Siderist doubletalk.

And yeah, I'm still looking at you Andrew Yang.



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Top Goon

Use it in good health.


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Monday, August 22, 2022

Area Fanatical Anti-Partisan Does Not Understand What The Word "Partisan" Means.

This is one of the ridiculous children's line-drawings the Forward Party posted to visually express what the Forward Party stands for.

It is foursquare against partisans.  It it their foundational idea that there is no greater evil in politics than partisanship.  Not racism.  Not revanchism.  Not fascism. 

Nothing is worse than partisanship!

Inconveniently, however, "partisan" is an actual English word with an actual definition:

par·ti·san: noun -- a strong supporter of a party, cause, or person.

Now, armed with this knowledge, see if you can help ol' Randell figure out the contradiction here:



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Media Coverage of This Year's Netroots Nation Consisted Overwhelmingly...



...of posts on The Cascadia Advocate and posts on Daily Kos.

Nothing against those worthy publications, but the fact is there is effectively no Liberal media in this country. 

Which means there is (almost) no institutional pushback against the Right's massive propaganda operation, and its enablers in the craven Both Siderist Beltway media.  

Meanwhile, over on the fascist Right (from the New York Times):

An Unusual $1.6 Billion Donation Bolsters Conservatives

A low-profile Republican financier donated his company to a new group run by the influential operative Leonard A. Leo.

A new conservative nonprofit group scored a $1.6 billion windfall last year via a little-known donor — an extraordinary sum that could give Republicans and their causes a huge financial boost ahead of the midterms, and for years to come.

The source of the money was Barre Seid, an electronics manufacturing mogul, and the donation is among the largest — if not the largest — single contributions ever made to a politically focused nonprofit. The beneficiary is a new political group controlled by Leonard A. Leo, an activist who has used his connections to Republican donors and politicians to help engineer the conservative dominance of the Supreme Court and to finance battles over abortion rights, voting rules and climate change policy.

This windfall will help cement Mr. Leo’s status as a kingmaker in conservative big money politics. It could also give conservatives an advantage in a type of difficult-to-trace spending that shapes elections and political fights...

Media platforms large and small come into existence either to meet a market need, or to advance the interests of an owner who may  or may not care if the enterprise turns a profit.  But there is always a patron, whether it's the general public, or it's an individual or organization like George Harrison, who set up HandMade Films to help fund "Monty Python's Life of Brian" because he "wanted to see the movie".
 


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How Conservative Meatheads Blew Their Chance to Be Even Bigger Whiny Assholes by Paying Too Much Attention to the King of Conservative Whiny Assholes

They wanted a New Fake Tea Party, but were too drunk on the dregs of the Old Fake Tea Party to cook one up in time to finish off democracy.

From Politico:

‘We got rolled’: How the conservative grassroots lost the fight with Biden because it was focused on Trump

The former president’s presence on the political landscape is making it harder to launch a modern day Tea Party movement.

You needn't bother reading the article.  It cites most of the usual, godawful garbage people like  FreedumbWorks FreedomWorks and The Mad Hatter Manhattan Institute bitching that they were so busy dying on the "Defending Trump's Manifold Treasons" hill they didn't have time to create a national propaganda campaign the scare the shit out people about the threat from Dirty Scranton Commie Joe Biden the same way they did with Dirty Kenyan Commie Barack Obama.

“Everything was moving so fast, the tax provisions were being debated on the fly, so there was very little time for groups to do that in-depth grassroots pushback like we saw during Obamacare,” said Cesar Ybarra, vice president of policy at conservative grassroots organization FreedomWorks. “To create buzz in this town and for it to penetrate across America, you need more time. So yeah, we got rolled.”

That's right kids, they really do look back on their campaign to kill the ACA, deny healthcare to millions of Americans and sabotage the Obama administration at any cost with nostalgia and pride.  And the thing about Zombie Republicans is that, as long as someone is paying them to persist, they keep on comin':

“The timing of the bill happening the same week as the former president’s residence was raided, and you had the split screen of, well, if they could do that to him, they could do that to you, and here’s this bill with 87,000 IRS agents being funded,” said Jessica Anderson, the executive director of the conservative Heritage Action for America.

 However the magic meathead go-go juice seems to have lost some of its fizz:

But others in the party conceded that policy fights are no longer driving activism, at least to the degree they once did. In a Twitter thread, Brian Riedl, an economist with the conservative-leaning Manhattan Institute, said the right’s more recent apathy on economic policy “is partially a focus on culture & troll wars, partly a post-Trump identity crisis...

Plus someone appears to have snuck in in the middle of the night and stolen everyone's lunches and fruit cups from the breakroom fridge, and used the microwave to nuke some week-old trout on the way out.  

In the wake of the FBI’s search of Trump’s home, Trump’s Save America PAC reportedly raked in millions in the following days, according to The Washington Post. Elsewhere, meanwhile, the main Republicans running in marquee Senate races have struggled to build small-dollar donor networks, forcing the National Republican Senatorial Committee to slash ad spending and campaigns and operatives to panic.

Now everyone's just hangry.

And sad.

And everything smells fishy.


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