Wednesday, August 31, 2022

NBC has a "Star Wars Prequel" Problem


Back in the days of long ago movie industry, the creators of the Star Wars franchise staked out an entire galaxy full of possibilities to play with.  Big, audacious and fun   But down the road decisions made at the George Lucas level-turned that narrative universe into something cramped, dull and dumb.  

Back in the days of Three Network Teevee (and long before I knew or cared) Meet the Press could be impressive.   Now that NBC has irreparably fucked it up it may be hard to believe, but the format was a guest facing a panel of reporters who asked them questions.  Hence the title Meet the Press.


Now Meet the Press is known for hosting forgettable guests of dubious honesty who are guaranteed not to be asked anything difficult by a host who always has one eye on the approval of his employers.  This is followed by a panel of the same, rotating cast of zombie pundits, most of whom should've been sent to a nice Pundit Farm upstate years ago.  

Then panel then jerks itself off until it's time to run an ad for dick pills or reverse mortgages.

This happened because, long, long ago in a media universe far, far away Meet the Press stopped caring about, y'know, news and began focusing almost exclusively on Fan Service.  

And which fans did Meet the Press care about servicing?  Their fellow teevee executives and the constellation of professional pundits, insiders and influencers who make up what we call the Beltway.  

Like Lucas with the Star Wars prequels, NBC executives completely lost sight of what made the original Meet the Press popular and culturally important.  It was the compelling guests they put in front of the camera and the story they had to tell while fencing with actual, shoe-leather reporters.  

Instead, the latter-day Meet the Press executives built a temple to honor the Both Siderist fetish of their   Beltway friends and fans: a tepid, toxic pudding of forgettable guests, one-dimensional pundits, stupid writing and Both Siderism tarted up with zooming cameras, the space-age sets  and the seizure-inducing graphics.  (Does anyone still say "space-age"?)

It didn't need to be this way, but this is the way it is.

And until the executives who built this temple to Both Siderism are purged and their temple is torn down brick by brick, this is the way it will stay, no matter who they stick in the big chair.  

 

I Am The Liberal Media


6 comments:

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good afternoon, Mr. Glass.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
OBI-WAN KENOBI: Did the Jedi ever ask you to kill younglings, like your Sith Master did a half hour ago?

And that's why Obi-Wan Kenobi was never again allowed on "Meet the Press."

Best to you and your loved ones.

Robt said...

Now why is it I cannot get media splash time if I?

Sen Graham gets it to threaten Americans with violence if a person who is a republican gets investigated and indicted for crimes committed.

But if I want to counter threat Dear Lindsey's threat. It is not news worthy?

This one way street to GOP-stapo land. Leaves no manner in which to return home.

Then there is that 1st Amendment. Government not establishing religion and the freedom of it.
The SCOTUS justices pretending to be legal minds seem to be ruling by their deeply held personal religious beliefs ( that are not mine).

How is it I cannot impose my deeply held religious beliefs on them?

Like "do unto others as you would want to have done to you", Thou shall not bear false witness".

Not sure why these are not in their religions when they derive their religious righteousness from the same Bible their chosen one in a photo pp for God. held the bible up in the air and it was backwards and upside down.

People as Sen Graham sees weakness in people he threatens as he senses their reluctance to quickly respond with counter violence.
Reluctant to be provoked in a manner the provoker wants is
in movies.

One Fly said...

And while it remains in this condition, every day our country crumbles a little bit more.

Ian said...

If Meet the Press= Star Wars prequel...
Who is Jar-Jar Binks?

Robt said...

Whom ever plays the role of Jar Jar inks/

A clumsy Galoot Jar Jar Binks may be.

He neither votes for or promotes the dark side.

Anonymous said...

"It's like being dead for 90 minutes but you're eating popcorn."