Friday, July 31, 2020

Professional Left Podcast #557

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Curating The Past With Lifeboat Republicans


I'm going to cheat a little and recommend right off the bat that you go check out No More Mr. Nice Blog's delightful vivisection of Peggy Noonan's latest revisionist dribbling.  It is an excellent example of how Republicans who are now charging for the lifeboats are starting to throw elbows...at each other.

How each subgroup is desperately trying to make sure that their own, personal, self-exonerating revisionist historical fairy tales becomes Thee Official Histories of Our Parlous Times.

Noonan, a dog-loyal, lifelong Republican lieutenant, goes after Never Trump Republicans for trying to weasel out of responsibility for all the heinous shit they've been up to over the past couple of decades --
But Never Trumpers never seem to judge themselves. Many of them, when they were profiting through past identities as Republicans or conservatives, supported or gave strategic cover to the wars that were such a calamity, and attacked those who dissented.... Never Trumpers eloquently decry the vulgarization of politics and say the presidency is lowered by a man like Mr. Trump, and it is. But they invented Sarah Palin and unrelentingly attacked her critics. They often did it in the name of party loyalty.
 -- while assiduously avoiding any mention of the fact that she was up to her wine-hole in exactly the same disgraceful claptrap during exactly the same period.

I get the same surreal feeling when I grit my teeth and wade through Charlie Sykes' podcast over at the Bulwark lifeboat shipyard.  The more comfortable Sykes gets with admitting that the Republican Party did, in fact, exist prior to 2016 and was, in fact, building a glide path for someone like Trump to come to power, the more he writes himself completely out of that picture.

Like Noonan (and David Brooks and Michael Gerson and Joe Scarborough and Steve Schmidt and Bret Stephens and pretty much the entire Lincoln Project on and on and on forever) Sykes casts himself as one of history's Lawful Neutral sentinels -- hovering above the pyroclastic feculent blast-wave of Republican politics over the past 30 years, observing and reporting on it but not interacting with or affecting it in any way.

For me, listening to these goons finally, grudgingly talking about the monstrous course their Republican Party has taken as if it all happened in some other country to some other people is like taking a tour of the National WWII Museum.  And as you walk through the "Rise of Fascism" exhibit your tour guide calls your attention to some of the low points.

"That was bad.  And that was bad.  And that was really bad."

And he's right.  Those grotesque mile-markers along the road to fascism were bad.  Really bad.

And then you notice your tour guide's name.

"Albert Speer".

Wait a minute.  Weren't you, y'know, deeply involved in all of this really awful stuff?  Didn't you actually build the fucking Führerbunker?

"This tour is over!" shouts Albert, and storms away.



For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men



No Half Measures

Thursday, July 30, 2020

Also Believed Provoking a Race War...


...would solve all of his problems.

Charles Manson and his brainwashed minions were responsible for the deaths of nine people.

Nine.

No one yet knows how many hundreds of thousands of Americans will end up dead because of the actions of Donald Trump and his stooges and enablers.


 No Half Measures


Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Trump 2020: After The Race War...


...it'll be smooooth sailing!




No Half Measures

OMG Why Can't Dems Go After Republicans Crazy-Hard Like The Lincoln Project?

The late Steve Gillard

I have heard this lament all over the interwebs for months now.  The Lincoln Lads make a scathing ad, kick it up to Facebook or Twitter and it is immediately picked up, lauded and amplified 1000 times by the lords and ladies of the Beltway media.

So why can't the hapless Dems do that?  Why have the hapless Dems been fighting according to Hoyle all this time while Republicans always go to the brass knuckles and switchblades?

Fair question.

But first, a bit of history.

Here is Joe Scarborough boosting the hell out of his Lincoln Lad pals who also happen to be regulars on his popular cable teevee show.

And here is Joe Scarborough in 2008 slagging Libtard bloggers for daring to correct John McCain on some inconvenient facts:
Also during this segment, Scarborough attacked liberal bloggers for correcting McCain’s error, saying they were probably “just sitting there, eating their Cheetos” and saying, “Let me google Anbar Awakening!” He added, “Dust flying — Cheeto dust flying all over. They’re wiping it on their bare chest while their underwear — you know, their Hanes.”
Here is Jennifer Rubin once again using her Washington Post column to laud the Lincoln Lads:
For their skill, diligence and patriotism, we can say, well done to the creative minds at the Lincoln Project.
And here are a couple of the hundreds of scathing Tweets and columns Jennifer Rubin wrote about Barack Obama --

-- and all of us lefty stooges and lackeys.


Here's the inexplicably still-employed Mark Penn scolding Barack Obama for Class Warfare!
Strategy Corner: Obama — Don’t Bring Back Class Warfare

Barack Obama is careening down the wrong path towards re-election.

He should be working as a president, not a candidate.

He should be claiming the vital center, not abandoning it.

He should be holding down taxes rather than raising them.

He should be mastering the global economy, not running away from it.

And most of all, he should be bringing the country together rather than dividing it through class warfare..

And you might recall Mr. David Brooks' hysterical reaction during the 2012 election when Barack Obama dared to campaign like any other candidate (emphasis added):

I’m a sap, a specific kind of sap. I’m an Obama Sap.

...
[Obama's speech] ideas that couldn’t get passed even when Democrats controlled Congress. In his remarks Monday the president didn’t try to win Republicans to even some parts of his measures. He repeated the populist cries that fire up liberals but are designed to enrage moderates and conservatives...

This wasn’t a speech to get something done. This was the sort of speech that sounded better when Ted Kennedy was delivering it....

Yes, I’m a sap. I believed Obama when he said he wanted to move beyond the stale ideological debates that have paralyzed this country...

But remember, I’m a sap. The White House has clearly decided that in a town of intransigent Republicans and mean ideologues, it has to be mean and intransigent too. The president was stung by the liberal charge that he was outmaneuvered during the debt-ceiling fight. So the White House has moved away from the Reasonable Man approach or the centrist Clinton approach.

It has gone back, as an appreciative Ezra Klein of The Washington Post conceded, to politics as usual. The president is sounding like the Al Gore for President campaign, but without the earth tones. Tax increases for the rich! Protect entitlements! People versus the powerful! I was hoping the president would give a cynical nation something unconventional, but, as you know, I’m a sap...

...The White House gives moderates little morsels of hope, and then rips them from our mouths. To be an Obama admirer is to toggle from being uplifted to feeling used.

And maybe you remember when the entire Beltway media dropped a house on Hillary Clinton because she had the temerity to point out that some percentage of the Republican voter base were "deplorable"?  From Meet the Press, September 11, 2016:

CHUCK TODD:   I'm going to bring in the panel this morning. Tom Brokaw, of course, is back with us. Joining us for the first time, Audie Cornish, host of "All Things Considered" on NPR, welcome. Stephanie Cutter, former deputy campaign manager for President Obama, now a Clinton supporter. And New York Times columnist, David Brooks, whose book The Road to Character is now out in paperback. Here's Dan Balz's headline this morning. "Clinton's ‘Deplorables’ Remark Sums Up a Deplorable Election Season." David Brooks, what was your initial reaction when you heard?

DAVID BROOKS:  You know, first, it was a terrible week for politics. We've had a race to the bottom before, but this was, like, at speed, like, who's Usain Bolt speed to the bottom, these two. I was struck by another sentence in that quote about the deplorables, that they are "irredeemable."

There's a reason no religion believes that. Because if you believe people are irredeemable, you're saying they somehow lack redeemable souls, they are somehow in a lesser category of human beings and that's just a dark, dark world view. And that's always been the risk with Clinton. As President, she can be very hardworking, very effective, very efficient, but there's a dark world view that is semi Nixonian lurking in there

And those of you with really long memories may actually recall the collective Beltway blacklisting of  boring, Centrist policy wonks, Normal Ornstein and Thomas Mann, when they dared to point out that Both Sides Don't:
Mann and Ornstein Still Off the Sunday Chat Show Radar

I’ve been gone for a couple of weeks and nothing has changed. Greg Sargent reports today that the blacklisting of Norm Ornstein and Thomas Mann on the mainstream Sunday chat shows continues apace. Saying that Republicans are mostly to blame for legislative dysfunction and that the media bears some of the blame for this is, apparently, still too hot to handle.
Then there was the maddening example of the Fake Tea Party, which a few -- a very few --  Liberal bloggers shouted themselves hoarse trying to get anyone to listen to the heretical idea that the Tea Party was actually just a Republican rebranding scam designed to get the meathead GOP base off the hook for all the shit they had said and done during the Bush Administration.

And because none of the Very Serious People of the mainstream media wanted to hear that, that story stayed effectively walled off within the political ghetto of the Liberal blogosphere...

...until the risk that the GOP and its media enablers might be actually be held accountable for its sins had passed.  Then and only then did those same Very Serious People suddenly realize  -- ha!ha!ha! -- that the Tea Party really had just been a Republican rebranding scam all along!

The fact is, the Tone Police of the mainstream media hew to a very strict, very narrow political narrative governed by very strict, very narrow rules about who gets to say what.   And they wield that extraordinary gate-keeping power ruthlessly when deciding who gets all the free media attention they want and who get shoved into a corner and told to shaddap.

Who gets labeled "patriots" and who gets labeled Cheeto-dust-smeared alarmist cranks.

And the fact is, you will find nothing in any of the Lincoln Lad's ads that Liberals haven't already  been saying and writing about the Right every day for decades, using whatever tiny platforms we could carve out for ourselves to warn the country that the GOP was dragging us into the fascist abyss.

But as long as the growing existential from the Right could be kept at arm's length and as long as the warnings were coming from the Left, the Beltway media remained 100% committed to maintaining the status quo: using their control over where the cameras are pointed to keep us America-hating, terrorist-loving Libtards the hell away from any national dialogue about politics and relying instead on the unfailingly wrong political insights of its most esteemed members:
The big Republican accomplishment is that they have detoxified their brand. Four years ago they seemed scary and extreme to a lot of people. They no longer seem that way. The wins in purple states like North Carolina, Iowa and Colorado are clear indications that the party can at least gain a hearing among swing voters. And if the G.O.P. presents a reasonable candidate (and this year’s crop was very good), then Republicans can win anywhere. I think we’ve left the Sarah Palin phase and entered the Tom Cotton phase. 
--  David Brooks, November 5, 2014.

And long as it did not threaten them personally, the Beltway media insiders could get away with palling around with liars and monsters, feeding them all the flattering, free airtime they wanted.


But once the monster they had created turned on them personally, all of that inconvenient history was rewritten in the blink of an eye.

Suddenly -- OMG! -- Donald Trump was actually The Worst and -- OMFG! -- the Republican Party has always been shit!  

From Joe Scarborough in The Washington Post:
Six decades of Republican overreach and corrosive causes have instead led to the rise of Donald Trump and a foreign policy run by John Bolton, an economy guided by Larry Kudlowand a legal team led by conspiracy theorist Joseph DiGenova.

Bolton’s elevation to the position of national security adviser is a fitting coda for a movement whose adherents spent decades throwing themselves on an endless array of ideological barricades while vilifying opponents whose responses to Soviet Russia or Islamic fundamentalism were deemed insufficiently
From long-time Republican campaign veteran Stuart Stevens in The New York Times today:
We Lost the Battle for the Republican Party’s Soul Long Ago  
I'm here to bear reluctant witness that Mr. Trump didn’t hijack the Republican Party. He is the logical conclusion of what the party became over the past 50 or so years, a natural product of the seeds of race-baiting, self-deception and anger that now dominate it. Hold Donald Trump up to a mirror and that bulging, scowling orange face is today’s Republican Party...

Almost overnight, within the same mainstream media which had, for generations, effectively banished all Liberal voices that dared to plant their feet and tell the unvarnished truth about the Republican Party, it became a mark of special grace -- of patriotism, for goodness sake! -- to plant your feet and tell the unvarnished truth about Donald Trump and his enablers.

But only if you were an apostate Republican and only if you were already a member of the Beltway media insider's club.

So I suppose the answer to the question, "Why Can't Dems Go After Republicans Crazy-Hard Like The Lincoln Project?", is that we have been.

Every day.

Year after year.

For decades. 

From the late Steve Gilliard, nearly 20 years ago:
I'm a fighting liberal

You know, I've studied history, I've read about America and you know something, if it weren't for liberals, we'd be living in a dark, evil country, far worse than anything Bush could conjure up. A world where children were told to piss on the side of the road because they weren't fit to pee in a white outhouse, where women had to get back alley abortions and where rape was a joke, unless the alleged criminal was black, whereupon he was hung from a tree and castrated.

What has conservatism given America? A stable social order? A peaceful homelife? Respect for law and order? No. Hell, no. It hasn't given us anything we didn't have and it wants to take away our freedoms.

The Founding Fathers, as flawed as they were, slave-owners and pornographers, smugglers and terrorists, understood one thing, a man's path to God needed no help from the state. Is the religion of these conservatives so fragile that they need the state to prop it up, to tell us how to pray and think? Is that what they stand for? Is that their America?

Conservatism plays on fear and thrives on lies and dishonesty. I grew up with honest, decent conservatives and those people have been replaced by the party of greed. It is one thing to want less government interference and smaller, fiscally responsible government. It is another thing entirely to be a corporate whore, selling out to the highest bidder because the CEO fattens your campaign chest. They are building an America which cannot be sustained. One based on the benefit of the few at the cost of the many. The indifferent boss who hires too few people and works them to death or until they break down sick. Cheap labor capitalism has replaced common sense. "Globalism" which is really guise for exploitation, replaced fair trade, which is nothing like fair for the trapped semi-slaves of the maquliadoras. In the Texas border towns, hundreds of these women have been used as sex slaves and then apparently killed,the FBI powerless to do anything as the criminals sit in Mexico untouched by law.

For the better part of a decade, the conservatives made liberal a dirty word. Well, it isn't. It represents the best and most noble nature of what America stands for: equitable government services, old age pensions, health care, education, fair trials and humane imprisonment. It is the heart and soul of what made American different and better than other countries. Not only an escape from oppression, but the opportunity to thrive in land free of tradition and the repression that can bring. We offered a democracy which didn't enshrine the rich and made them feel they had an obligation to their workers.

Bush and the people around him disdain that. They think, by accident of birth and circumstance, they were meant to rule the world and those who did not agree would suffer.

Liberal does not and has not meant weak until the conservatives said it did. Was Martin Luther King weak? Bobby Kennedy? Gene McCarthy? It was the liberals who remade this country and ended legal segregation and legal sexism. Not the conservatives, who wanted to hold on to the old ways.

It's time to regain the spirit of FDR and Truman and the people around them. People who believed in the public good over private gain. It is time to stop apologizing for being a liberal and be proud to fight for your beliefs. No more shying away or being defined by other people. Liberals believe in a strong defense and punishment for crime. But not preemption and pointless jail sentences. We believe no American should be turned away from a hospital because they are too poor or lack a proper legal defense. We believe that people should make enough from one job to live on, to spend time on raising their family. We believe that individuals and not the state should dictate who gets married and why. The best way to defend marriage is to expand, not restrict it.

It was the liberals who opposed the Nazis while the conservatives were plotting to get their brown shirts or fund Hitler. It was the liberals who warned about Spain and fought there, who joined the RAF to fight the Germans, who brought democracy to Germany and Japan. Let us not forget it was the conservatives who opposed defending America until the Germans sank our ships. They would have done nothing as Britain came under Nazi control. It was they who supported Joe McCarthy and his baseless, drink fueled claims.

Without liberals, there would be no modern America, just a Nazi satellite state. Liberals weak on defense? Liberals created America's defense. The conservatives only need vets at election time.

It is time to stop looking for an accommodation with the right. They want none for us. They want to win, at any price. So, you have a choice: be a fighting liberal or sit quietly. I know what I am, what are you?


No Half Measures

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Today In Watching The Defectives: Rick Tyler


You might know Rick Tyler as the former henchmen for such infamous Republican bottom-feeding hobgoblins as Newt "Ambulatory Stool Sample" Gingrich, Ted "Raphael Babycrusher" Cruz and Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin.


But as he was being run out of polite society on a rail, he shouted "But Donald Trump is a poopy-poop-head" loud enough to be heard by cable teevee bookers so MSNBC hired him on the spot as a paid contributor, which is why you might know Rick Tyler as the sketchy, beady-eyed ex-but-not-really-ex-Republican who pops up regularly on Deadline Shite House and Mourning Joe whenever they need someone with a long Republican CV to say "Donald Trump is a poopy-poop-head".

But being one of the 6,000 ex-but-not-really-ex-Republicans who clog up cable teevee fighting for a chance to say "Donald Trump is a poopy-poop-head..." quickly followed in the same breath by "...but the shithole the Republican Party has become definitely wasn't my fault!" is not a long-term career plan, which is why you may soon know Rick Tyler (unless you have the good sense to change the channel the minute you see him coming) as the author of yet another book in the rapidly growing and very profitable "No One but Me Is a True Conservative and Both Sides Are Equally Terrible and the Racist Shitpile the Republican Party Has Become Definitely Wasn't My Fault" genre of  ex-but-not-really-ex-Republican fiction.


If you are a glutton for punishment you are free to amble over to The Bulwark podcast (don't) to listen to (you really shouldn't) Mr. Tyler tick though all the usual ex-but-not-really-ex-Republican self-absolving talking points.

  • No one but Rick Tyler knows what "Conservatism" really means.
  • Rick Tyler is quite possibly the only True Conservative on planet Earth.
  • St. Ronnie Reagan was the last True Conservative leader, blessed be his name.
  • Trump is not a Conservative.
  • Trump is not a real Republican.  
  • Republican voters are not real Republicans.
  • Congressional Republicans are not real Republicans.
  • Liberals are terrible.
  • The Republican Party isn't driven by racism.
  • Trump is so appealing to Republicans because of Economic Anxiety.
  • Did I mention Liberal are terrible?
  • Neither side cares about The Truth!
  • The Republican Party became a Trump/shithole party because something something Both Sides something something Tribalism!

However one thing I did not expect to hear was Rick Tyler slagging Barack Obama hard for "bailing out GM" (no kidding) during the Great Recession.  (found, if you are interested, at the 28:33 mark of the pertinent Bulwark podcast.)

Wow.

And if that would've cost the United States an additional million jobs in the auto industry during the middle of the worst economic calamity in a generation?  And millions more jobs would have been lost as the effect of the collapse of the auto industry rippled through the economy?  And if this additional hammer-blow almost certainly would've pushed the Great Recession into a Great Depression?

Well boo-fucking-hoo. Let markets do their thing! And if there are casualties, it's not the job of Big Gummint to protect American workers in Lordsville, Ohio who make shitty cars from China.

So that was...striking. Didn't know anyone was still trying to die on that hill. 

But as for all the rest,  ex-but-not-really-ex-Republicans like Tyler have clearly decided that their best chance of surviving the collapse of the Trump Administration with their careers intact is to roll out exactly the same strategy that Iraq War pimps used to survive the implosion of support for that catastrophe and the subsequent collapse of the Bush Administration.

If you were wondering what that strategy was and why I stay focused on what goons like Rick Tyler are up, this is me, from almost exactly 15 years ago:
...The Universe is carefully divided into Conservatives – who are wrong – and Liberals – who are somehow, mysteriously and equally wrong all the time and in equal numbers on every issue. And only Captain Obvious [Tom Friedman], frolicking across the few lonely yards of sand on his Isle of Reasonableness, can see the truth.

It does not matter how many millions of miles the Shining Path Republicans drag the “middle ground” to the Right.

It doesn’t matter that the Party of Lincoln is now infested crotch-to-crown with maggoty Segregationists.

It doesn’t matter that Nixon looks like a fucking Socialist compared to the positions now being advocated by the GOP today.

However far into the Armageddonist Abyss the wingnuts charge, Captain Obvious will dutifully pace off half that distance back towards where the Left (the band formerly know as “Rockefeller Republicans”) happened to be that day, drive his little stake into that shifting ground and declare that THIS is where the treasure of Comity and Reasonableness is buried. And that everyone on either side of his little islet is equally and oppositely wrong.

And then stamp his chubby little feet and whine that No One Is Listening to Him!
15 years ago.

No wonder I feel tired.

I'll bet you do too.


No Half Measures

Sunday, July 26, 2020

Sad To See a Father Disown His Offspring

OZZY


From The Washington Post:
Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan’s legacy

...
The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute, which runs the 40th president’s library near Los Angeles, has demanded that President Trump and the Republican National Committee (RNC) quit raising campaign money by using Ronald Reagan’s name and likeness...
As some disreputable Liberal blogger once said"We are not in the 3rd 4th year of the Trump presidency.  We are in the 40th year of the Reagan Revolution."



No Half Measures

Matthew Dowd is a Fundamentally Ridiculous Person


Once again, present-day Matthew Dowd --

-- has gone to war with Matthew Dowd circa 2016/17:


You know I wouldn't bother keeping Mr. Dowd on my radar if he had some job where not knowing a damn thing about politics and shooting off one's bazoo about it anyway wasn't a professional liability.  Like bricklaying or selling aluminum siding or teaching Beowulf at the local community college.

But Mr. Dowd isn't any of those things.  Mr. Dowd is ABC News' chief political analyst -- a job which, in any sane society, would demand a minimum of competence which Mr. Dowd repeatedly fails to meet. 

On the other hand,  bricklayers and salespeople and teachers get laid off all the time, often for no good reason, whereas once you've been admitted to the Beltway Media Insiders Club you're pretty much guaranteed a job for life regardless of how impressively and publicly you shit the bed.


Behold, a Tip Jar!

Saturday, July 25, 2020

From The Million Meathead March Here in Springfield Today...


...which came in around 999,850 meatheads short of their goal.

Or perhaps they were counting...in binary!

On the advice of my wife (marry the smart one, guys) even though this took place just a couple of miles from where I do my writing, I didn't go.   But as seen from the safe distance of social media I can state as a matter of fact that I've been to middle school science fairs which were attended by far more people, with far more brains and a vastly greater respect for observable reality than this collection of lily-white goobers had on display this morning.

And as they marched away into history singing [checks notes] Hillary Clinton's campaign song --
-- I was certain of only one thing.  That not one of these reprogrammable Republican meatbags can or will ever stop being a reprogrammable Republican meatbag.


No Half Measures

Oh Brave New World That Has Such Centrists In It

Charlie Sykes bravely standing up to another straw man.  

If you were to listen to Friday's  podcast from Never Trump world headquarters (you really, really shouldn't) you might be excited but confused to learn that Bulwark founder Charlie Sykes and Bulwark editor-at-large Bill Kristol have pooled their mighty predictive powers in order to peer into the mists of the not-too-distant future and declare that they perceive the emergence of a New Vital Ideological Center!

Which shouldn't surprise anyone since the Conservative Brain Caste has made a cottage industry out of predicting the imminent arrival of a new Sensible Center and/or Conservative Renaissance every few months for several decades now.  Hell, just a couple of years ago, Mr. David Brooks of The New York Times confidently predicted that the field marshal of the coming Conservative golden age would be the same shitbag who wrote "Liberal Fascism" --


-- so honestly, I barely bother to keep score anymore.

However today is a little different because today the leaders of Never Trump HQ have so perfectly fulfilled my two-bit prediction of what tactics they would use to weasel out of accountability for the evil that they have done I felt duty bound to bring it to your attention.  This is from five days ago, but longtime listeners know that I've been beating this particular drum for longer than I care to think about.
Sure, [Conservatives] could clearly and unequivocally oppose the racist, atavistic forces that grabbed them collar-and-belt and tossed them out of the GOP.  But that would risk admitting that they were complicit idiots.  That -- horrors! -- the Left had actually been right about them all along.

Which they are manifestly incapable of doing, because it would negate everything they have always claimed to believe in.

It would destroy them.

So to armor themselves against such accidental self-awareness, they need -- absolutely need -- to be seen as the Reasonable Center equipoised between two equally monstrous extremes.

They absolutely need for you and me and the rest of the Left to somehow be as dangerous and destructive as Donald Trump and his myrmidons.

What good luck for them that the corporate media is already top-heavy with enough Bush Regime dead-enders who have already spent the last 15 years repeating this same lie so relentlessly the High and Holy Church of Both Sides Do It is hardened against almost anything short of a direct hit from a Texas-sized meteor.
So you say you want a new Vital Center? Well lets drop in on Messrs. Sykes and Kristol who are talking about this very subject right now with emphasis added because it's my transcript.
Kristol: I was thinking about that more broadly and just talking, corresponding with a couple of people by email on this in the last few days and I feel like there is, in an inchoate way, a kind of New Center, if I can use that term, and there are probably much better ones. 
Great!

But of course the "center" of anything isn't a fixed position in the firmament.  It's a mathematical function: a point defined by being equidistant between two opposites.

So take a wild-ass guess which equal and opposite extremes are those against which Bill Kristol's New Center contrasts itself.
Kristol:  Uh, a new kind of Liberalism and a new kind of Conservatism -- non-Trumpy and non-nativist on the Right and non-Cancel Culture on the Left.
So The Bulwark's New Center is that which stands foursquare against a very real threat -- an openly fascistic, white supremacist Republican Party which Never Trumpers spent their entire adults lives creating -- and a wholly imaginary threat, the Liberal Cancel Culture, which was dreamed up by extremely privileged white Conservative writers of shitty opinions to carve out a special exception for themselves from what the rest of us would call at-will employment.

Cool, cool.

And who will lead this mighty cause?

All the usual suspects! 

Yay!

Because it wasn't a dream.  It was a place!


And you...
Kristol: You can see, as you have put it, islands of those emerging, whether it's, y'know, whatever Bari Weiss next does now that she's left The New York Times
And you...
Kristol: ...and Yasha Mounk's got his project going. 
And you...
Kristol: Um, uh, Andrew Sullivan leaving New York Magazine and getting, I dunno, 60K people to sign up to his, what's gonna be his website
And you were there!
Kristol:  Our friends at the...us at The Bulwark I think were frankly more early on this under your leadership and Jonathan Last.  We've tried to, y'know, mostly focus on the day-to-day kind of Trump stuff but, y'know, tried to sketch out a little bit os what a New, Tolerant Liberal Conservatism or Conservative Liberalism would be.
But what about Toto?

Yes, and Toto too!
Kristol:  There's..there's interest... [noted thin-skinned nitpicker] Thomas Chatterton Williams -- I was DMing with him actually yesterday over some stuff he's written.
Then Kristol hands the ball off to Sykes to run it the rest of the way down the field:
Sykes:  No, I...and...and...more hopeful about whether or not this is going to be a continuing relationship -- whether there is a Vital Center/Left Center/Right that will continue after Trump.  Because look, uh, these issues don't go away after he leaves.  The issue of the Cancel Culture.  The...and I...y'know...I think part of it is...and I'm trying to remember where I said this, but I...I...the...uh...my sense is that one of the revelations that many of us have had is that our differences on policy are not as important as we once thought they were...
There's more, and any member of the general public is free to waste an hour listening to it for themselves and draw their own conclusions, although there are far superior podcasts out there with far small audiences which are far more worthy of your attention.


As for me, I'll just keep on doing what I've been doing for 15 years.

Calling things as I see them.

Being actually canceled as a crackpot alarmist for calling things as I see them.

And then, a few years down the road, amusing myself noting how the same people who made pariahs out of the disreputable Left for warning them not to lick the light socket, are now whining that no one warned them that licking light sockets was foolish and dangerous.



There's Never a Real Cancel Culture Around 
When You Really Need It



Friday, July 24, 2020

Professional Left Podcast #556

"You can only fight the way you practice."
-- Miyamoto Musashi, A Book of Five Rings




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Without Censorship David Brooks Would Never Have Had a Career



Here's a funny thing.  In a long and storied career of being wrong about almost everything all the time, Mr. David Brooks has never once suffered the slightest professional repercussion from inflicting his terrible, trifling opinions on the readers of The New York Times.

Don't you find that just a little bit strange?

I mean, in what other line of work can you can be an embarrassing and highly public fuck-up for decades -- where you can be objectivity awful at literally the one and only thing you were hired to do -- and keep your job at the elite, ippy-tippy top of your field?


In fact, quite the opposite is the case: for decades, having an unerring ear for the comforting, treacly fairy tales about life in these United States which America's academic, corporate and political elite desperately want to believe are true -- usually with catastrophic results -- has been Mr. Brooks' key to professional success.

So it does not strike me that Mr. Brooks personally spends too many sleepless nights worrying about how he is going to have to curb his tongue in the pages of The New York Times. Or on PBS.  Or on NPR.  Or on Meet the Press. 

On the other hand, in one of the great ironies of these dark times, the one thing that clearly does scare the living daylights out Mr.  Brooks -- the thing that gives him nightmare -- isn't having his work censored, but having his work remembered and widely cited.


As a writer, I can't imagine living in such mortal terror of people actually reading what I wrote and quoting it back to me that I would actively work to make sure that I never find myself in any venue where anyone might ask me any questions about something I wrote last week or last month or last year or last decades.

And yet this is exactly how the corporate media routinely wields its enormous power to protect men like David Brooks from their own shameful pasts.  Let the winds of fortune and history shift even slightly, and all the horrible shit that America's worst Havers Of Opinions said and did just a few months or years prior to advance their careers is suddenly vanishes straight down the memory hole.

"No longer operative", as Ron Ziegler, Nixon's press secretary, used to say.

Without this ongoing, savage censorship -- this coordinated, wholesale amputation of the inconvenient past -- every Conservative pundit in American and every one of their media enablers would have been fired decades ago and replaced with a broad spectrum of excellent writers from every corner of our sprawling, noble, screwed-up experiment in democracy.

And every one of them damn well knows it.



No Half Measures




Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Do Not Mistake Gang Warfare for a Moment of Clarity


During Prohibition in my former home town of Chicago, the North Side and the Gold Coast were ruled by the Dion O’Banion formidable Irish mob, while the South Side was controlled by the Italians under Johnny Torrio and the Chicago Crime Syndicate, which was a consortium of the main gang leaders in Chicago. Eventually, in the interest of mutual profits for all, a deal was brokered between the North Side Irish and the South Side Italians, and a fitful peace was maintained among the bootleggers, brothel-keepers, policy operators and the muscle they employed to keep everyone in line.

For awhile.

However mobsters being what they are -- greed-motivated cheaters, liars, and murderers -- the peace could not be kept forever, and eventually the shooting started, beginning with the assassination of Dion O’Banion in his own flower shop, and effectively ending five years later with the seven of Bugs Moran's North Side Irish lieutenants being massacred in a garage on St. Valentine's Day massacre.  A massacre that was almost certinaly orchestrated by Al Capone.

But here's the thing.  Capone didn't knock off the Irish because he suddenly came to respect law and order and the Volstead Act or to get in good with United Stated Treasury Department.  He was a murderous thug who wanted to consolidate control over the whole city, and the equally murderous thugs on the North Side stood in his way.  So he eliminated them.

Think on that when you hear stories like this one.  Stories of dissent and rivalry within the Republican Party.

From the terminally-slow-on-the-uptake goobers at NBC:
Cracks in the GOP over Trump are beginning to show

Last Friday, we told you a significant divide existed between the pro-Trump and the pro-party wings of the GOP.

And on Tuesday, that divide became evident for all of Washington to see, when pro-Trump House conservatives went after Liz Cheney, the third-ranking member of the House Republican leadership.

Over, in part, Cheney’s support for Dr. Anthony Fauci.

“Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., later Tuesday called on Cheney to resign or ‘be removed’ as the House Republican Conference chair. As chair, Cheney is the sole female member of the House GOP leadership,” NBC’s Kasie Hunt writes.

“Gaetz's tweet quickly received support from other prominent Republicans, including Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky, and the president's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., who compared Cheney to Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah, the only GOP senator to vote to convict Trump during his impeachment trial.”

And it’s not just Gaetz vs. Liz Cheney.

It’s the clash between the White House and Senate Republicans over what should be in the next round of coronavirus-relief stimulus — before we even get to the Democrats’ demands.

And it’s Allen West — yes, that Allen West — becoming the new chair of the Texas Republican Party, in a state that’s becoming more problematic for the GOP.

"There are three words I hate to hear used: I hate 'big tent.' I hate 'inclusiveness.' And I hate 'outreach,'" West said, according to the Almanac of American Politics, per the Texas Tribune. "I think you stand on the principles that make you great, which transcend everybody in America, and people will come to it."...
Because before 2016 every one of these assholes and all the Never Trumpers were members in good standing of the same monstrous syndicate -- a coalition of factions, all equally corrupt and equally toxic, but all perfectly happy to cooperate and coordinate with each other because the rewards for doing so were so huge.

But now that Donald Trump, the boss of the White Supremacist/ NeoConfederate faction, has opened his mouth and put all their horrifying shit on Front Street, members of rival gang have decided it is in their best interest to take him down.

What you are seeing on the Right is not a struggle between  Black Hats and White Hats.  It is a war between rival factions of the same syndicate, each trying to calculate their best possible move under the reign of a sociopathic Republican crime boss whose still has the power to reach out and destroy them.

For those of you with long memories, this should all sound eerily familiar.  It is a virtual rerun of 15 years ago, when the Monster from the GOP Id who had virtually every elected Republican office-holder frozen in terror of what he might do was named Tom DeLay.

Here is part of what I wrote 15 years ago.  So long ago that it started out as a comment on the late Steve Gillard's News Blog.  Back in the Before Time, when all of our new Never Trump Republican pals would have you believe that their party was doing just super great.

You be the judge of whether or not any of it still rings true:

Rep. DeLay Preps the Beds for the GOP's Big Sleep




…Tom DeLay is now a Household Name. Been waiting 10 years for that to happen and always amazed that Republicans had no fucking clue who he was, even though you’d tell them five or a hundred times. Sheesh. All RAM and no Hard Drive with some people.

Every GOP Leader knows the Gingrich Lesson: No matter how much the membership owes you, they’ll go absolutely Lord of The Flies on your Piggy-ass the minute you becomes a measurable liability. Newt was so completely “I Am The Reich” that he would have been perfectly happy to go into the bunker and fight it out until the GOP was razed to rubble had he not been stopped by his own House Republicans.

And since the Suddenly Huge Liability named Tom DeLay is now just “Tell Tale Heart”--thundering away under the GOP floorboards, threatening to drown out everything else, the question is, will that same dynamic play twice?

Well DeLay ain’t Gingrich. He learned from that episode, and they don’t call him The Hammer for his shipwright skills. He spent a decade forcibly collecting GOP testicles and caching them in his private Crown Royal bag. At the slightest provocation he will to politically and personally destroy anyone who doesn’t bend a deep knee to His Gorgon Awfulness.

And both the Texas and National Republican parties have shown absolutely craven willingness to rewrite the Rules on the fly any time the Beast’s wet-bar needed to be restocked with virgin’s blood, or whenever a law or policy might make threaten to cinch-in the bottomless lust he and his stooges have for Power, Money, Trinkets and Perks, even a trifle.

So (hahah!) they’ve kinda disarmed themselves to accommodate him, and now they’re stuck very much up on that very windy gibbet with him. So if you were running in 2006 and playing How Do I Save My Pink Republican Skin while DeLay is holding your ass held hostage, what do you do?

Got to time it juuuust right. Jump away from Herr DeLay too soon and he’ll blow your head off. Jump too late, and your face will be morphed into Tom DeLay…into Randall Terry…into, I dunno, Osama Bin Laden? in every ad, every day, for the entire election cycle...



No Half Measures



Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Since Saying "The Left was Right All Along" Would Burn Their Tongues With Fire...


..,Never Trumpers have to keep inventing ever more baroque locutions to navigate around the simple fact that their actual political party really has been a reeking shitpile of bigots and imbeciles for decades.

Today's exhibit, Charlie Sykes from Never Trumper HQ:
Sykes:  Over the weekend Maggie Haberman had a piece.  I don't know what you [Daniel Drezner] think about it. I'm slightly obsessed about this whole issue because I...I've thought this for years, that...that...[sigh]...that...that Donald Trump -- who has no principles whatsoever -- sort of listens intently to Conservative media to figure out what Conservatives, uh, would say.  So it...so he's created kinda this caricature...become sort of this caricature of, uh, Conservatives.  He takes your C-level talk show host and he basically spouts the same kinds of lines.  So, like, he, for example, you know, most famously when he was asked what should happen to women who have abortions and he suggested that they needed to be punished.  He hadn't given five seconds thought to that.  He thought that's what a Conservative would say or that Conservatives would want to say so he's constantly playing to this cartoon version of Conservatives.  And I think that that's true.  But clearly, y'know, he has reasons to think it's working, right?  Because most rank-and-file Conservatives do seem OK with the cartoon version of themselves, right?   Either they don't recognize that it's a cartoon version, or they don't care.  
Cartoon version?

Caricature?

No, Charlie, the "cartoon" version of the GOP -- the caricature -- was the codswallop that clowns like you have been hawking for the past 30 years.  That the Right was a fraternity of noble, beard-stroking, Burke-quoting Jeffersonian yeomen who, dammit!. just loved Freedom --


-- and hated welfare-moochers and Libtard Commies so damn much!

But of course this was never true and you damn well knew it.  The base of your party has always been a mob of bigots and imbeciles  -- a mob that made your very lucrative career possible.  A mob that fed your family and put a roof over your head.

And as for "C-level talks show hosts", I have no idea what you're talking about Charlie.  Trump gets some of his daily megadoses of batshit crazy directly from GOP-bestriding colossi like Sean Hannity, who does gonzo ratings on your side of the aisle, and Rush Limbaugh, the Father of Hate Radio and the man at whose knee you learned your craft.

In fact, when I think of C-level talks show hosts at all, one of the first names that comes to mind is...Charlie Sykes.

From Urban Milwaukee in December of 2016:

Charlie Sykes’ Bullying, Racism, Sexism and Propaganda to Advance Wisconsin Republicans on Milwaukee Right Wing Radio Comes to an End

‘Goodbye and Good Riddance’ to Conservative Mouthpiece and Broadcasting Bully

MADISON, Wis. — For 23 years Charlie Sykes used the public airwaves to deliver Republican talking points, at times literally given to him by right-wing politicians and interest groups, to attack the poor and minorities and degrade political discourse in the state of Wisconsin. On his final day of his radio program, One Wisconsin Now says goodbye, and good riddance.

“For 23 years Charlie Sykes put the bully in bully pulpit, using his time on the public airwaves to attack those less powerful, undermine reasonable public discourse and promote his favored Republican politicians and their agendas,” said One Wisconsin Now Executive Director Scot Ross. “Today, to paraphrase broadcasting titan Edward R. Murrow, we say ‘goodbye and good riddance’ to Charlie Sykes.”

Sykes was a leading propagandist for Republicans in Wisconsin, lending his show to allow conservatives to deliver their message unchallenged by him and in the absence of differing points of view, and at times literally delivering talking points provided to him by politicians and special interests. For example, Gov. Scott Walker directed Sykes to make open records requests to obtain information that would be damaging to his 2010 gubernatorial primary opponent.

After a 2011 state Supreme Court election the right-wing feared they had lost, conservative activists and lobbyists plotted, absent a shred of evidence, to make allegations of voting impropriety. Sykes broadcast the allegations the next day. In 2016 Sykes provided nearly unlimited airtime to conservative court candidate Rebecca Bradley after writings in which she revealed her virulent homophobia, compared birth control to murder and suggested women could be blamed for their date rape were publicized.

The broadcast behavior of Sykes was particularly despicable on issues of race and poverty. He used his show to broadcast a blatantly racist video mocking food stamp recipients and has referred to the First Lady of the United States of America, Michelle Obama, as “mooch.”...

Meanwhile, back at The Bulwark in the here-and-now, Mr. Sykes' guest replies:

Drezner:  ...So one of the things I think is going on is that Trump is...Trump has succeeded in remaking the GOP.  The...the...y'know, a lot of the Republican base really does identify with what Trump is talking about.  And this, by the way, is one of the ways in which he did win the nomination in 2016.  Which is he campaigned on issues -- particularly immigration and trade -- where there was a significant fraction of the GOP base that was different from the way the GOP elites thought about this.  Um, and so as a result he wound up hijacking the party. 
"Remaking the GOP"?

Bullshit.

Long before Trump showed up, your party of bigots and imbeciles was assembled, polished and primed for use by any racist demagogue willing to tell them the lies they were desperate to believe.

And "hijacking the party"?

Also bullshit.

A party which eagerly gave itself to Trump gift-wrapped and tied up with a bow is not a party which has been "hijacked". It is a party whose deepest racist aspirations have finally been fulfilled.  Whose long journey to the Wingnut Promised Land is at last at an end.

Honestly, anyone who tortures the King's English this brutally just to avoid recognizing an obvious and terrible truth about their own people should, at the very least, be required to get a permission slip from John Yoo.

No Half Measures


The Prophecy Racket Is Not for the Faint-Hearted: Liz Cheney Edition

(photo courtesy of Blue Gal)

I portend:

The universe delivers:
Liz Cheney is as soulless and blood-drunk as the monster that spawned her.  She also inherited her father's feral capacity for figuring out which way the wind is blowing and getting in front of it.

You know where I stand.





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Roger Ailes, Ed Henry and the Evil That Men Do


“The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.” 

--  Julius Caesar: Act 3 Scene 2

Since Roger Ailes never did a lick of good in his life, nothing good was interred with his bones when he finally croaked.

On the other hand, the sexual predator petting zoo he built inside his Republican white supremacist lie-factory is still going strong.

From NPR:
Civil Suit Against Former Fox News Anchor Ed Henry Alleges Rape, Sexual Misconduct

A female former producer at Fox News, and another woman who appeared frequently as an on-air commentator on the network, have filed a civil lawsuit Monday accusing former longtime anchor Ed Henry of rape, sexual misconduct and harassment.

Prominent Fox News commentators Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson and Howard Kurtz are also named as defendants in the suit, and are accused of sexual misconduct. The suit was filed in U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York...
Don't worry about Ed Henry's future employment prospects.  The Sinclair goofs and other nodes in the Conservative propaganda network always stands ready to hire Fox News' disgraced sexual predators.

From Fortune:  
Fox News Finalizes Split With Eric Bolling, Cancels His Show After Harassment Allegations

From TNR:
Eric Bolling Is Failing Up
The former Fox News host has bounced back from a #MeToo scandal stronger than ever. 
...
Seven years later, Bolling almost lost his position atop the conservative media food chain. In August 2017, The Huffington Post reported that he had sent a picture of his genitalia to multiple colleagues. That could have been the end of his career, but now, having left Fox, Bolling hosts not one but two new news shows for the robustly Trumpian local news empire Sinclair and for Glenn Beck’s online playground of reaction, The Blaze. On these shows, he conducts interviews with such grifters as Roger Stone and, for sport, chases liberal tourists around Washington with his “good friend,” the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. In one April episode, Bolling snuck onto the roof of the Capitol, pointed at his designer shoes, and announced his plan to “Make America Gucci Again.”


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