Saturday, July 25, 2020

From The Million Meathead March Here in Springfield Today...


...which came in around 999,850 meatheads short of their goal.

Or perhaps they were counting...in binary!

On the advice of my wife (marry the smart one, guys) even though this took place just a couple of miles from where I do my writing, I didn't go.   But as seen from the safe distance of social media I can state as a matter of fact that I've been to middle school science fairs which were attended by far more people, with far more brains and a vastly greater respect for observable reality than this collection of lily-white goobers had on display this morning.

And as they marched away into history singing [checks notes] Hillary Clinton's campaign song --
-- I was certain of only one thing.  That not one of these reprogrammable Republican meatbags can or will ever stop being a reprogrammable Republican meatbag.


No Half Measures

7 comments:

kevin said...

they'll be on Sinclair tonight as representatives of the million unmasked. they'll show archived footage of the 2017 womens march.

Wendy Stackhouse said...

That's one good thing to come from us all wearing pink pussy hats, hard to steal the photos!

Anonymous said...

They are entrants in the largest pool of nominees ever for the Darwin Award 2020.

LarrytheRed said...

There should be a law against using archived footage unless it's in a documentary about some historical event.

LarrytheRed said...

Actually, that picture is very encouraging. More people would congregate if they unlocked the secured ward.

Robt said...

Stop the masks.........

Fire fighters in low oxygen environments., Scuba Divers, Surgeons, People spray painting, People spraying pesticides, People using fumigants, Workers in food processing plants, People handling asbestos, law enforcement using tear gas..

Lets stop the hair nets and hand washing in food preparations, it surly infringes on freedoms.

I say if they chose unwisely on wearing a mask. Put a cow bell around their neck in public.
I am sure it is comparable with their version of the constitution since cops can put their knee on a man's throat to prevent harmful air to enter his lungs.
There is a GURU that has wrongly predicted the end of the world and many other things he got wrong. He predicts exposure to more carcinogens will make humans immune to cancer.

Prison is too dangerous for manafort. TRumpF beautiful GOP convention is to o dangerous. But minimum wage labor must get back to picking the cotton in the fields and working class kids are good to go back to school.

The world of Glenn Beck at the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

ToddBC said...

The head meatbag's kid definitely needs to get back to school if only to overcome his father's innumeracy. At the moment, his recovery rate is off by a factor of 10. I'd also bring up the unknown long-term effects of the virus for even asymptomatics, but what's the point?

The local nutjobs here are going to have a demo like this at the Tarrant Co. Courthouse today. That head meatbag claims to have talked to "hundreds" of parents objecting to online only instruction to start the year. I'm sure her math skills will turn out to be the same.

There is a demographic with a legitimate complaint about online re-opening, but they won't have the time to attend. They're both at work in jobs barely covering rent and necessities and so can't afford the necessary laptops and broadband or they're recently unemployed and trying to figure out if rent and necessities will be covered now that the extra $600 expired. I'm sure the "millions" of meatbags will give them a strong shout out.