Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Act Neutrally



With apologies to Buck Owens and his Buckaroos...
They're gonna put me on the talk shows
They're gonna make a big star out of me
'Cause I'm a fraud who's propped up by his cronies
And all I gotta do is act neutrally

Well, I'll bet you I'm a-gonna be a big star
Might win a Emmy, you can't never tell
The talk shows gonna make me a big star,

Well, I know you'll sit and watch my talk show
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
And all I gotta do is act neutrally

I have this gig 'cause I'm propped up by my cronies
Got it by begging down on bended knee
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsing
All I'll have to do is act neutrally

Well, I'll bet you I'm a-gonna be a big star
Might win an Emmy, you can't never tell
The talk show's gonna make me a big star,
'Cause I can play the part so well

Well, I hope you'll sit and watch my talk show
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
The biggest tool that's ever hit the news game
And all I gotta do is act neutrally


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1 comment:

beemer said...

Big fan of Buck.