Sunday, April 17, 2011

No Questions Please



As everyone kinda, sorta knows, from the late "True/Slant" to "The New York Times" to "Crain's Chicago" to "The Des Moines Register" to this little sliver of digital real state...virtually every blog in creation has a comment section.

It is one of those constituent elements that makes a blog a blog.

And yet blogger Andrew Sullivan -- one of my fellow 2008 Weblog Award winners -- does not allow comments on his site, under any circumstance, for any reason.

Now of course any blogger is free to do with his/her site whatever the Hell he/she wants and this very, um, Tory approach to dealing with the problem of loud groundlings with dirty feet who may want to scribble mean things on Mr. Sullivan's drawing-room walls has certainly worked out well for him.

Mr. Sullivan explained this decision via one of his readers' emails here:
The site [HuffPo] handled all comment moderation on my posts - a task I find about as appealing as panning for fool's gold in an open sewer.
Which is why the Dish doesn't have a comments section.

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One of the constants (or obsessions, depending on your POV) at Mr. Sullivan's blog is a steadfast and often lonely vigil on matter of Trig Palin's matrilineage (specifically) and the strange lies of Sarah Palin (generally).

As a for-profit political/media enterprise, Palinism rests on a foundation of overt dishonesty and a highly mythologized past, which is constantly refreshed and extended by the hilariously dodgy assertions being made by its Queen Bee. This massive scam is abetted by a compliant press which is simply too cowardly to take up these matters, and Palin herself, who makes absolutely sure she never gets cornered in a venue where there is the slightest chance some goof will stand up and confront her over the many, many inconvenient truths that are always threatening to blow the Conservative consensual hallucination of Palinism to atoms.

So good for him, and my critique is simply this; what's good for the goose is great for the gander.

Or to put it a little more clearly...

Sullivan-style Conservatism rests on a foundation of overt dishonesty and a highly mythologized past, which is constantly refreshed and extended by the hilariously dodgy assertions being made by people like Mr. Sullivan.

This scam is abetted by a compliant press which is simply too cowardly to turn an honest and critical eye to the real record of Conservatism for the last 30 years, and its spokesmodels -- people like Mr. Sullivan and Davis Brooks -- who make absolutely sure they never get cornered in a venue where there is the slightest chance some goof will stand up and confront them over the many, many inconvenient truths that are always threatening to blow their own Conservative consensual hallucination apart.

Both Palin and Sullivan (and Brooks, and all the rest) rode to financial success and cultural prominence on the back of Fake Reagan and Fantasy Conservatism doing battle with Imaginary Liberals, and now neither Palin nor Sullivan (nor Brooks, nor all the rest) can afford to have people tugging at the bright, clear, awkward loose ends of the fictions on which they have built a living.

Or have I missed something?





Friday, April 15, 2011

Professional Left Podcast #69b

ProfessionalLeft
""It is better to remain silent and be thought a Conservative than to open one's big, dumb bibble-spigot and remove all doubt."


Abraham Lincoln (The original quote seems to
have been somewhat garbled.)



Related Links:
1. Harold Ford Jr. shows that Math is Hard!

2. CORRECTION: Driftglass' Mom is 80, not 70. We had a big party and everything. But when confronted with the need to do math in my head, I went "spla". That cold, flat, drowny feeling when you know damn well you know a thing and it just won't come because, in this case, it seemed highly suspect that a woman that sharp, smart, energetic and rockin' was 80.

This is, by the way, exactly the same way I have gotten myself lost on familiar roads may times: just woolgathering along, when suddenly possessed by the thought that it was inconceivable that I had not already come to the turnoff. Why, I'd better turn around better turn around immediately and start retracing my steps! This is how I managed to miss -- I keed you not -- my first Mensa meeting.

So I went Full Harold Ford Junior, thus demonstrating that, in the wrong hands,
deductive reasoning is treasonous tramp, and that I can be a perfect i-d-i-o-t.

Love you, Mom :-)

3. CJ Cregg hands out lessons in math and humility:



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Let the Neck Stabbin' Begin!


An early taste of the Way of Rahmses?

From The Washington Post:

Top USDA official, leaving to work for Rahm Emanuel, accused of discrimination
By Ed O'Keefe

The Agriculture Department’s outgoing communications director — leaving Friday to serve as Chicago Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel’s spokeswoman — and her top aides have faced at least nine federal personnel complaints, according to documents and interviews with current and former USDA employees. The allegations include age and gender discrimination and the promotion of employees supportive of the Democratic Party.

Chris Mather, a former spokeswoman for Jill Biden during the 2008 Obama-Biden presidential campaign, has been USDA’s communications director since 2009. She has worked for legal and women’s groups in Chicago and announced April 5 that she is returning to the city to work for Emanuel, who takes office in mid-May.

Mather, Deputy Communications Director David Black, Deputy Director of Operations Justin DeJong and other top officials in the department’s communications office faced at least nine formal equal employment opportunity complaints filed with the U.S. Office of Special Counsel. The workers said they raised the allegations “because of a hostile work environment, retaliation and/or prohibited personnel practice,” according to a letter sent to lawmakers in January.

“This is very serious and never in our entire careers have we encountered such egregious, mean and poor management,” the letter said.

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said late Thursday that two of the complaints have been dismissed, two were settled and five remain under investigation.

“If there’s a determination of wrongdoing we’ll deal with it, as we should,” Vilsack said in an interview.

Mather’s management style “is equated more to a dictatorship than that of a relationship built upon mutual trust and respect between employees and their managers,” the current and former employees wrote in their letter.

Marci Hilt, who worked in the agency’s public affairs office for 43 years, said she signed the letter with seven former colleagues because Mather is “the most unprofessional political appointee I’d ever worked with.”

“She would go up and down people like a buzzsaw” and yell at them in daily staff meetings, Hilt, now retired, said in an interview Thursday. Hilt also said that Mather “wanted the political appointees talking to reporters” instead of having career staffers, who knew the subject matter, talking to the reporters they knew who cover USDA.

The letter’s signatories said they have more than 150 years of combined federal service. Six current employees also agreed with the criticisms listed in the letter but declined to be identified for fear of reprisal. Three of the employees said they had tried to address the concerns with USDA officials. All of them said Mather’s impending departure isn’t expected to improve morale.

According to the letter, employees selected for promotion in the past two years “are all under 30 years old and/or come with backgrounds or beliefs that support the policies of the Democratic Party.”
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Man, I'm so old that I remember when people applying for work in the new Obama Administration were required to fill out a long, long form in which they had to completely turn out their personal and professional pockets and any fleck of lint in any email or online comment you ever made that might in any way embarrass the White House could be a disqualifier.

But of course, as was foretold in the Eighth Lesson of Rahmses (Employee Morale) things in the Real World work very differently:
Neck-stab half the fuckin' staff and throw 'em the fuck out with the trash.

Doesn't matter which half: the ones you neck-stab stop being a problem; the ones you spare will be so grateful you didn't
neck-stab 'em that you can work 'em until they drop in their traces.

Anybody has a problem with that,
they can fuckin' quit and go sell irregular tube socks on an I-94 on-ramp, 'cause they'll never work a real job in my fuckin' city ever again.

So let it be written. So let it be fuckin' done.

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[Because] with all the grim news raining down in from every direction, what transforms the situation from merely Very Bad into Utterly Toxic is when city workers look around them and see that, even as the City cries poormouth and demands ever more work for ever less pay -- hard work, long hours, creativity and competence still have nothing whatsoever to do with who gets the axe and who does not.

That no matter what City Hall public information machine says about drowning in red ink and the desperate need for everyone to pull together for the common good, there is still a fucking club,
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and they sure as Hell still ain't in it.

I guess Ron Huberman wasn't available (From "The Beachwood Reporter" riffing off of a "speaking fluff to power" article in "Chicago" magazine):
Huberman, in fact, became Daley's chief of staff in the aftermath of the Hired Truck scandal, ostensibly with the mandate to, you know, clean things up. Who hired Angelo Torres, Ron? Apparently unasked and certainly unanswered.
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Finally:
"Though Huberman had barely spent time in the private sector, he developed a reputation as a brutal, corporate-style executive."

Reporters love this in everyone's workplace but their own. Being a brutal, corporate-style executive is always sure to gain you points in a profile.

"None of the critics or victims of Huberman's sometimes-brusque style would speak on the record for fear of angering a powerful man who has the mayor's ear."
Managing by fear is a sign of weakness, even incompetence. But it stifles critics who might otherwise stifle a glowing profile.

Chicago would have done its readers a much bigger favor if it had done what Joravsky did: Read the budget.
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These are, of course, still early days, and Rahm is still Mayor-Elect -- still dewy with the promise of a kinder, gentler municipal government.

Still, if past performance is any measure of future behavior (And what performance management wonk would ever argue that it is not?) it's never to early to test drive a new Phrase that Pays.

Something like:

One Rahm to rule them all,
One Rahm to find them,
One Rahm to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Or, as the French say:
Plus ca change,
Plus c'est la meme Clout





The Maximum Leader of All Centrism

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returns to form.

From David Fucking Brooks:

Personally, I agree with Ryan on items 1-3 and with Obama on items 4 and 5, and I think an acceptable package could be put together to reconcile these views.

Yes, Our Mr. Brooks is now literally phoning his gold-plated Centrist pablum in by-the-numbers.

Seriously, this is some of the tiredest, flabbiest, laziest writing I have ever seen done by a grownup who actually gets paid -- very handsomely paid -- to do this for a living.

Or perhaps Bobo heard that "arithmetic" is the new "sexy" and wants to cash in on his mad "goes-inta and takeaway" skills before they lose their cache.






Thursday, April 14, 2011

Before Them All




There was


The Newsroom


And nothing whatsoever -- save a few hours a day on MSNBC -- has changed for the better since.

Today In Revisionist News...



Andrews Sullivan explains to the Daily Beast's millions of readers how Dat 'Ol Debil Right uses !Dishonesty! (Can! You! Believe! it?!) to pretend Dubya never happened.

He concludes as follows:

I guess they'll persuade some. But others have memories.

No, Andrew, they do not.

As far as I can see, virtually all Conservatives -- both the current, card-carrying goof variety like Palin and the recent expatriates such as yourself -- simply have an "Off" switch buried somewhere along the time-line of recent American history.

For those on the Right still sealed inside their airless, lightless wingnut ragebox like Ariel in her his* "cloven pine" --
By help of her more potent ministers
And in her most unmitigable rage,
Into a cloven pine; within which rift
Imprison'd thou didst painfully remain

-- history's "Off" switch is located on January 20, 2009, at around noon Eastern Standard Time.

When asked about any event before that, here is what you get...


Strategic Forgettery.

...absolutely nothing left sifting around inside their mushy, angry skulls except that sparkly aluminum sand that good people at Ohio Arts use to make the Etch-a-Sketch.

Shake-shake-shake...and Ronald Reagan never sold weapons to terrorists, funded an illegal war, raised taxes four times, or left behind the largest deficit in American history up until that time.

Shake-shake-shake...and Bush the Elder never hired Lee Atwater.

Shake-shake-shake...and what Southern Strategy?

Shake-shake-shake...and George W. Bush is the Greatest President Ever, you filthy, Liberal traitors!

Shake-shake-shake...and where did you ever get the idea that anyone in the Conservative Movement supported that "Progressive" George W. Bush?

Shake-shake-shake...George Bush who?

Shake-shake-shake...Sarah Palin never supported the bailout!

Shake-shake-shake...Deficits don't matter.

Shake-shake-shake...Deficits are worse than six Hitlers!

Shake-shake-shake...the Kenyan Usurper's deficits are destroying America.

Shake-shake-shake...why do you keep calling me a "Republican"? I'm a Conservative!

Shake-shake-shake...why do you keep calling me a "Conservative"? I'm an Independent!

Shake-shake-shake...why do you keep calling me a "Independent"? I'm a Independent/Conservo/Libertarian!
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Now while the Conservative Expat's position may be slightly more nuanced, it is also immensely more dishonest. This is because the Expat almost invariably locates their own "Off" switch right around the time their gag reflex finally kicked in and they lost the ability to uncritically choke down the sheer metric tonnage of bullshit required to continue to pretend that Conservatism is not the barbaric, authoritarian farce that Liberal always told them it was.

Before that moment, Conservatism was all Reagan and Maggie Thatcher riding a red-white-and-blue Push-Me-Pull-You that farted pure Free Market Fairy Dust in perfect, Laffer-Curve arcs down the Yellow Brick Road; after that moment, all was darkness and Palin and and roving packs of inbred yahoos scaling the walls of their Nice, Conservative gated-communities and pigfucking them in their own beds!

Gads!

And so Expats continue to lie to themselves and their readers in ways that differ only in degree but not in kind from the ways the Teabagger and Palinites leaders lie to themselves and their acolytes --

1. They both "still cling fiercely to the abstract, rapturous purity of [their] core dogma and will probably never be able to wrap [their] heads around the fact that Ayn Rand's little wingnut terrarium is not a heroic creed, but a moral spider hole for misanthropes, rich degenerates and rich degenerate-wannabes."

2. They would both come to instant financial and professional ruin without the myth that the Pure and Perfect Conservatism over which they stand guard is being threatened by villains and heretics who must be stopped.

3. They both would rather french kiss a supernova than ever admit that Liberals were right all along. That we warned you. And warned you. Holy Fucking Venus on a Vespa, did we ever warn you:
And now we’re all rather hoarse and worn out from trying to shout past Limbaugh and Falwell and Reed and Robertson and Weyrich and Bauer and Schlafly for the last two decades to get through to you.

I know we’re not your audience, but you should know that while I personally think it's great that you’re finally mastering political A-B-C’s and fractions and all, we on the Left got tired of waiting for people you to stop circle-jerking with bigots and monsters wearing dime-store Maggie Thatcher masks a long time ago.

A very, very long time ago.

Long enough that we now find your eager and evergreen astonishment each time you re-discover that the Right is being run by madmen to be tantamount to a 45-year-old man bragging that he’s aaaaalmost figured out how to use the Big Boy potty without making boom-boom on the walls.

So quit waiting for whatever crusading watchdogs in the press or in positions of power on the Right to come thundering over the horizon in the final reel: any such creatures are either long since hollowed out, sold out, dead, or never existed in the first place.

Instead, if you really want to do a public service, stop yelping about why Keyes is still allowed to flap his gums, and start answering the really interesting question.

To wit:

“What exactly is so deeply broken in people like Andrew Sullivan that they can delude themselves so long, so passionately, so disastrously and so self-destructively about the real nature a movement which, in the end, was never more than a cult of angry, paranoid rubes, well-funded demagogues and rapacious plutocrats?”



* (Thanks for the catch, billyblog)





People Willing to Play Chicken


With the fate of millions of their fellow human beings for political advantage forfeit their right to be taken seriously about anything, ever.

What I learned on Morning Joe yesterday:
Harold Ford Junior really is a vampire.
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Every time I have seen him on teevee he has opened his pie hole and nothing but vapid, Centrist tripe comes drizzling out.

Every time. Without fail. A mouthful of simple, declarative Nothing, regurgitating whatever the Beltway Common Wisdom was five minutes ago, urped up on command,

Yesterday he tried running this shuck on Ezra Klein, who pounded him into the ground like a tent stake. Using math! The villain!

It was a career-ending humiliation that would annihilate a mere mortal, but not Harold Ford Junior.

See, being a a craven, Wall-Street-ball-sucking fool in front of a camera is Harold Ford Junior's career. Harold Ford Junior's job is to dutifully say what his corporate owners want him to say, and it is a job he performs to a fault. So tomorrow, or next week, or two weeks from now, expect the Very Serious Harold Ford Junior to rise once again from the Graveyard of the Dunces and show up on a teevee near you.

What I learned on Morning Joe today:

1. From Mark Halperin I learned that Barack Obama insulted the Very Serious Paul Ryan in a way that was utterly unprecedented, and that if Republican leaders had ever said such mean things about Democrats, the media would be Up In Arms.


2. From Joe Scarborough I learned the only people who believe Paul Ryan is Unserious are crazy, DFH "bloggers" who are "detached from reality".

In case you are unfamiliar, Morning Joe is the three-hours of peak-drivetime air that Unserious, Liberal MSNBC hands over the former Republican Congressman and current Conservative Pundit Joe Scarborough (and his sidekick) to do with as he pleases.

Liberal media?

You're soaking in it!






Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Don't Talk About The War

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150 years and 26,000 books later and we, as a nation, still can't look our Civil War square in the eye.

It is a reflective surface that mirrors back to us too much that is dark and ugly in the American heart. And because that war is still so tightly woven into our DNA, every generation we go mad all over again and, once again, try to smash anyone and anything that tries to hold history's mirror up to our soul.

To force some clear, honest light in past our

Very Special Glasses.

Some lovely, tragic writing on the subject can be found in both yesterday's New York Times, and in the moss-overgrown archives of a blogger who died before his time and whose work is slowly fading from memory.

First, as you read this from Edward Ball of the NYT, consider how absolutely relevant his first paragraph is to understanding the specific strain of intractable insanity that grips the Right and will never, ever let go (emphasis mine):

An American Tragedy
By EDWARD BALL

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We cannot come to terms with the Civil War because it presents us with an unacceptable kind of self-knowledge. We think, as Americans, that we possess a heroic past, and we like to think of our history as one of progress and the spread of freedom, even transcendence. But the Civil War tells us that we possess a tragic history instead, over which we must continually paste a mask of hope.

Now, you might regard the Civil War as the birth hour of modern liberty and equality. In this view, a quarter of Southern white men of military age, and one in 50 of all Americans, were killed for justice. The war redeemed a barbaric society in which the whole nation tolerated slavery into the salvation of widening rights and freedoms.

Except, of course, that it did not: the stream of blood that started at Fort Sumter passed through Jim Crow and into the civil rights era, right down to the present. Southern whites, having gone down in the fight, turned their recollections into rage and resentment at being displaced — fuel for politicians ever since.

Likewise, for blacks emancipation was not a jubilee, but rather the beginning of a long season of bitter disappointment. Black national memory in some ways is still commensurate with despair. Redemption turns out to be a false idol.

It is said that the South lost the Civil War, but won the peace. That is, while slavery was ended, white supremacy grew into the law of the land. Here is the central scene in the national tragedy, the part we can’t face and can hardly speak about without censoring ourselves.

The 20-year-olds who fired the first shots here at Charleston were less circumspect: they would have seen themselves as warriors on behalf of whiteness; their ministers and politicians told them as much.
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And their ministers and politicians and radio and teevee Gods still do.


This is how the late Steve Gilliard plowed the same field six years ago:

The end of treason


Monday, April 11, 2005

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I would just add this: the myth of the South is as much a creation of film and literature than anything, anything written during the actual war and it's aftermath.

How did the real war diverge from the image?

The robbers of the post-war period were not heroes in any sense of the word. Jesse James was, in modern parlance, a war criminal. He rode with Bloody Bill Anderson, who specialized in terrorizing Kansas farmers. The guerrilla war in the Mississippi River area was about as violent as the partisan struggle in Yugoslavia. You had groups of people killing their neighbors.

What is the image we get of this war? Take the Outlaw Josey Wales. A great movie, but historically, quite wrong. Wales would have been a confederate guerrilla who probably murdered hundreds of people, farmers, women and `children, destroyed towns. In short, a 19th Century Arkan. He would have been quite unsympathetic to people living at the time.

Then, you have Ride with the Devil, which had a black slave fighting with Quantrill's guerrillas. Which is about the same asx a Jew fighting with the 2nd Das Reich division with a yarmulke on. Impossible isn't the word. These folks killed black slaves when they could. They hated blacks for racial and economic reasons.

What Hollywood has done is moderate the viciousness of the south and the war they fought. The noble struggle crap was revisionism promoted to hide the same of their racial war of conquest.

In the immediate post-war period, to about 1900, it was the Union and their soldiers who defined the telling of the war. The Grand Army of the Republic was the NRA or AARP of it's day, but as America moved on, the South redefined the war as a struggle for a way of life, just as Jim Crow was rising.

The first hit movie, Birth of a Nation, was this kind of ridiculous revisionist history, but with one difference, black soldiers actually existed. In the next 50 years, their existence would vanish from popular history.

But for most of Hollywood's history, the Confederacy has been the perfect foil for Hollywood's image of doomed heroism. Nothing better than showing the losing side of a war to ennoble the characters.

Imagine, however, a story of romance between a German factory owner's wife and an SS officer transferred to the Russian Front. You can't even play German soldiers in FPS games, imagine a movie like that. It wouldn't be made in Germany, much less the US. Yet, American film makers have done the same with the South since 1915. There are two exceptions to this: A series of John Wayne movies where he played Union officers and Glory, which detailed the first black regiment to see combat in the Union Army.

Glory has always been an emotional film for me to see, because it's about the liberation of my family, who comes from Charleston. America's film industry has minimized the cruelty and abuse of slavery. I have never seen Gone with the Wind for that reason. At least Birth of a Nation is upfront with it's racism, Gone with the Wind is just as racist, but hides it in romance and hides the blacks.

The thing is that the reason so many people can believe in the noble cause is because they can see good movies about the Civil War and th South, but movies which so veer from reality, it would be like Battleground, but with actors playing the SS troopers instead of the Airborne troopers from the 101st ABN. Your heart would swell when Shermans were knocked out and US soldiers murdered in cold blood.

Yesterday, I watched Shelby Foote lavishly praise Nathan Beford Forrest for his military skills on the Civil War documentary. What came to mind is that Forrest, postwar founder of the Ku Klux Klan, actively murdered black soldiers. In WWII, he would have been tried and shot, as many SS officers were. The first thing anyone who talks about Forrest should say is this: he was a violent racist who violated the rules of war.

It has taken until the last couple of years for people to say the Civil War was an act of treason. Which it was.

The ignorance of the true nature of the civil war is so great that blacks have been acting as Confederate reenactors. Which is about the same as Jews acting as SS reenactors. Which is a message lost to many people. The Confederacy is little different than the SS. Every time you see a flag or someone talking about the glory of the South, insert the words SS and Nazi and you'll be right. Which is a reality that most Americans have still yet to wrap their mind around.


Blue Gal and I have had a few discussions about what lasts on the web. What has staying power.

Having flung around 3200 essays into the noosphere, I believe none of it endures much beyond the point where it rolls off the front page of the blog and into oblivion.

The wheel of history grinds 99.9% of everything into dust, and on the web that wheel now spins like a pinwheel strapped to a NASA high-gee centrifuge, so unless future generations of grad student have vastly more time on their hands than I believe they will to paw around in the digital midden pile of 21st century bloggy swordfights, sifting the digital bones of unremembered people with funny pseudonyms, we deal in ice sculpture here.

Pictures drawn with a pointed stick in the wet sand at low tide.

Whether this is a good thing or not is anyone's guess, but it is the way of things.

Vast armies have scoured and re-scoured history, leaving behind empires built on the vanities of Men: vanities which, in their time, fell into ruins that poets whittled into the words that gave the enterprise its final, futile meaning.

But there have been other struggles whose importance endures long past the death of the king and the last veteran's widow -- battles over the essential meaning of things: what it is to be human, to be free, to be a citizen, to be a Jew, to be a woman, to be a slave, to be an Irishman, to be the Other.

Lincoln put all of our transient words and fevers into their proper perspective when he said,
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here."
In the end, it is what we do that matters.

What we did that lasts.