Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Corrupt Governor Update, IV


"Hello, let me speak to Mr. Fitzgerald."

U.S. Blues asks:

DG- you're closer to the action so I am curious if you can comment on my understand of things. It seems to me that Obama got tired of Blogo and, one phone call later, Blogo was in handcuffs.

This leaves me with the impression that Obama knows how to play the game of Chicago politics. If this supposition is correct it leaves me drooling to see how he chops up the GOP come 1.20.09.


The short and honest answer is, nobody who is talking knows anything, and nobody who knows anything is talking.

But the longer, juicier answer is that the known facts admit a certain, compelling logic out of which one can easily reverse-engineering the notion that someone near the intersection of Team Obama and the governor's stunningly ruthless, fire-sale approach to public policy suddenly found it necessary to put the U.S. Attorney's office wise to what was going on. And it is this necessarily-speculative-but-not-unfounded reasoning elevates the idea of a highly-placed dime-dropper above other kinds of routine, every-day water-cooler conspeculation ™ (conspiracy + speculation).

Do people even have water coolers anywhere anymore? And do they still gather 'round them so the office griot can tell sad stories of the death's of kings?

Here are some snips from what one of the city's more wired-in political writers had to say on the subject:

Blagojevich, Obama and who dropped the dime

Posted by greg hinz at 12/10/2008 11:40 AM CST on Chicago Business

The demise of Rod Blagojevich continues to make so much news, I almost don't know where to start.
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Here's what's known:

In bringing the charges on Tuesday, Mr. Fitzgerald conceded that he'd junked his normally careful, methodical investigative pace in favor of warp-speed action on alleged illegalities that occurred as recently as two weeks ago. Why such an extraordinary shift in tactics? He cited "imminent" pending matters, including the vacancy of Mr. Obama's former Senate seat.
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In conversations taped by the feds, Mr. Blagojevich repeatedly gripes that Mr. Obama isn't offering him anything for picking Mr. Obama's choice to the Senate. The choice, referenced only as "Senate Candidate 1," almost certainly refers to Valerie Jarrett, a longtime Obama friend and associate. Numerous sources confirm that Ms. Jarrett indeed wanted the seat — and Mr. Obama wanted her to have it — until she abruptly pulled her name out of the running in mid-November.

Mid-November is when Mr. Blagojevich is roundly griping on the tapes that Team Obama won't give him anything for a Jarrett pick. No Cabinet job, no ambassadorship, no nothing, Rod complains, according to the feds. "They're not wiling to give me anything except appreciation. F--k them."

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Moreover, Mr. Blagojevich likely did not figure out on his own that the Obama folks were going to stiff him. Someone told him, someone who talked to them. And neither Mr. Emanuel nor Ms. Jarrett is the type to take kindly to being extorted or being pushed around. From my experience, either is quite capable of sending a message to Pat Fitzgerald.

So, at a minimum, it looks like Mr. Blagojevich literally tried to shake down the president-elect, and the president-elect and/or his folks wisely walked away from any transaction. The question is, did his folks do more?

The timing of Mr. Fitzgerald's request for the phone taps, Oct. 21, is a bit early for Ms. Jarrett to be moving for the Senate seat. So perhaps Mr. Fitzgerald had another tipster, and then got lucky with the tapes on the Big Senate Sale. Certainly FBI agents in early October were receiving tips that Mr. Blagojevich was trying to cash in before a new state ethics law takes effect this New Year's, and that likely prompted the request for the court order. Perhaps Mr. Blagojevich's former chief of staff, John Wyma, who appears to be referenced in the charges, played a role.

On the other hand, Mr. Obama has all the reason in the world to put distance between himself and Radioactive Rod. What better way than to put Mr. Blagojevich in a nice cell somewhere?

Who did in who? That remains a really good question.


The truth usually comes out, and usually not at a time and place of your own choosing.

Now suppose you are Team Obama. You have been accumulating media and public goodwill and political capital by constructing a gold-plated Cabinet in public view, one careful board-foot at a time. Talking heads have started using the names "Obama" and "Lincoln" together in long, breathless paragraphs. You have been burnishing your rep as squeaky-clean by soliciting resumes through a massive and rigorous online questionnaire/filter that demands applicants empty every pocket of every time they ever said "fuck" in an email or on a Daily Kos comment thread.

And you have very ostentatiously stayed the fuck (Damn, there goes my Obama-job) out of the shitmire that is Springfield politics.

This is the moment when a certain punk-ass governor (who apparently didn't get the fucking message when you Very Publicly failed to invite him to lead his own state's delegation at the convention in Denver) decided you'd reached your maximum extortability price-point and decided to take a big, corn-fed dump in your punchbowl.

You know that he knows that you know. And you know that in a week or a month or a year, the U.S. Attorney is gonna know, and then the fat will be in the fire.

And which moment "the right thing" aligns perfectly with "the expedient thing", and you pick up the phone.

Of course you pick up the phone.

We join our dramatic re-creation already in progress...

Caller: Hey, Fitz. Big fan. Longtime listener; first time caller.

Fitzgerald: And your name is...?

"Jim": Just call me "Jim". Jim from Chicago.

Fitzgerald: Well, uh, "Jim", what specifically are you alleging the governor is up to?

"Jim": I'm not alleging a fucking thing, Fitz. I'm sayin' right out that it's barratry, Fitz. He's a fucking barrator, pure and simple.

Pause

Fitzgerald: "Barrator"? What the hell is a "barrator"?

"Jim": What, you all are were too good to read Dante up at Hah-vahd?

Fitzgerald: Fine. You're the smartest kid in the world. You happy now?

"Jim": Actually, yes. Don't know if you noticed, but in about a month we're taking over the United States of America without firing a shot. And as fucked up and broke as it may be, that's not nothin'.

Fitzgerald: So...barratry?

"Jim": The Inferno. Canto 21 or 22, I forget which --
"lo, one of the Ancients of Saint Zita put him under,
for I return again to that city, which I have furnished well with them;
every man there is a barrator, except Bonturo:
there, for money, of No they make Ay."

He hurled him down, and along the hard crag he turned, and never mastiff loosed was in such haste to follow a thief.

A "barrator", Fitz, is the Very Old School name for someone who destroys the civic life of a community by buying and selling public office.

Fitzgerald: No pun intended, Jim, but why the Hell would anyone even know that?

"Jim": "Knowing shit" is why the people elected us, Fitz.


And now you're the U.S. Attorney's office, being told by a very credible individual that the governor -- who has already been under investigation for years -- was actively engaged in a scheme to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Do you continue to proceed at your slow, methodical pace and risk letting one of the biggest and most-potentially embarassing political crime in memory be committed right under your nose (knowing that the soon-to-be Obama Administration will know you let it slide) or do you stomp the pedal through the floorboard, get a wiretap in there, and move expe-fucking-ditiously?

Of course I'm not saying anything like that happened, or happened in that way, or that anyone in public life quotes "The Inferno", or is even aware that "Dante" is phonetically anything other than the name of the the Detroit Lion's new QB.

Because, of course, the view from the ground is almost always cluttered and chaotic.

Just as the view from space

is almost always spectacular.

Corrupt Governor Update, III


Did you bring cash?

Last night I was talking to a friend about the mechanics of power in Illinois politics. That however depraved and disgraceful Blagojevich's behavior might be, he did not spring full-grown from the forehead of Zeus; that the very casualness of his loud, loutish, where's-my-fucking-slice attitude of absolute entitlement speaks of a man who was raised as a barbarian, in exactly that sense George Bernard Shaw conveyed in "Caesar and Cleopatra":
"...he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature."

And that instead of ending up shining shoes and screaming at strangers on the "L", this dimwitted shakedown artist rose effortlessly through the ranks to take the top job in Illinois politics before the age of 50, which tells anyone who is bothering to look that, far from being the aberrant/outsider mutation of healthy political culture, he is the perfect/insider product of a deeply barbaric culture.

The first truth about such men and women is that they do not succeed in spite of their pathologies, but precisely because they learned monkey-see-money-do the barely disguised extortionist habits and vocabulary of their chosen profession. In Blagojevich's case he had merely internalized it all so well that he started to forget that there are tiny corners in the world where shaking down a children's hospital for cash --
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On October 8, Blagojevich told a person described only as "Individual A" that he was willing to make $8 million available for Children's Memorial Hospital, but "I want to get [Hospital Executive 1] for 50."
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Individual A felt that Blagojevich was talking about a $50,000 campaign contribution from the hospital's chief executive officer and that the $8 million referred to a recent commitment by Blagojevich to secure state funds via "some type of pediatric care reimbursement."

"Intercepted phone conversations between Rod Blagojevich and others indicate that Rod Blagojevich is contemplating rescinding his commitment of state funds to benefit Children's Memorial Hospital because Hospital Executive 1 has not made a recent campaign contribution," the affidavit says.
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-- is not shrugged off as de fucking rigeur.

The second truth is that such men cannot exercise their thuggish will alone. They first need aides and lackeys to dress up their plots in the antiseptic language of policy, and then some of the instrumentalities of government itself to execute that policy under the color of law.

Where your find one chief executive this fucking dirty, you are going to inevitably find a whole whelping box-full of enablers and political button men who keep their jobs by knowing the exact GPS coordinates of where every body is buried.

Now I'm sure not saying that this from the Chicago Tribune has anything to do with that dynamic, but...3..2..1...

Deputy governor Greenlee resigns

12:15 PM CST, December 10, 2008

CHICAGO

A spokeswoman for Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich says one of his top aides has resigned.

Spokeswoman Kelley Quinn on Wednesday said Deputy Gov. Bob Greenlee resigned. The reason for his resignation wasn't immediately clear.

Greenlee's resignation comes a day after Blagojevich was arrested on federal corruption charges.

Greenlee was promoted to be a top aide to Blagojevich in June, replacing former Deputy Governor Sheila Nix. Greenlee had been a top administration aide previously.

State records indicate the 33-year-old Greenlee lives in Chicago and earned $149,000 a year.

Corrupt Governor Update, II


Welcome to Disgraceland

It is rumored that, right this minute, if you walk past the corner of Sunnyside & Richmond here in Chicago and listen carefully, you can hear a certain perfidious, berry-eyed, fiddler's-bitch-drunk Public Official "A" and Elvis fan belting this out for the 713th time in a row.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Corrupt Governor Update


Courtroom sketch by Verna Sadock

First, while the media has reported that the Blagoo is out on bail (but had to surrender his passport and hair product, so he ain't going anywhere) there is still no word whether or not he offered the court a "fucking sweet I-DOT gig or maybe a Department director job, or hey, howdja like to be a Senator?" in lieu of cash bond.

Because, yeah, he really is just that arrogantly clueless.

More from here:

Blagojevich free on $4,500 bond

Dec. 09, 2008
(AP) — A federal judge in Chicago has ordered Governor Rod Blagojevich released on his own recognizance after the Democrat was hit with federal corruption charges.

U.S. District Judge Nan Nolan said "Good afternoon, governor" in greeting Blagojevich at the afternoon bond hearing. The governor was wearing sweat pants, gym shoes and an athletic shirt.

He was released on a signature bond that specifies that he'll forfeit $4,500 bond if he doesn't appear in court. Blagojevich also was ordered to relinquish his passport and his firearm owner's identification car.

The governor was arrested at his home Tuesday. He's facing charges that accuse him of trying to benefit financially from his ability to appoint President-elect Barack Obama's replacement in the U.S. Senate.
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Second, have you ever thought about what a weirdly anachronistic job

"courtroom sketch artist" actually is?

We've seen their work all our lives on teevee and in the dead tree media, and not that I want the goons from Sketch Artist, Dramatic Readers and "History Detective" Re-Creationists Local 1175 to come beat me to jelly or nothin', but it is, after all, a cartoon we're talking about.

Drawn from real life that's true, but it is nonetheless a quick graphic study that everyone just accepts screws with the visual perspectives and stacks the characters bas relief-style for the sake of getting all the principles in the frame. A holdover from another era when the public apparently wouldn't have believed the papers if they just asserted that a Governor of Illinois was in court for egregiously and criminally defiling his office, but needed some kind of cartoon to seal the media credibility deal.

And since the name of the game is giving the public something to look at that conveys a representational sense of what went on free from the need for photographic verisimilitude,

I don't see any real reason why freelance graphicists like me who can knock out pretty good and often memorable political piecework very quickly

shouldn't be able to cash in on some of that sweet, sketch artist coin.

Lastly, I must say that seeing this on the first page of my Statcounter report

was somewhat disturbing.

Breaking: Feds Bust the Blagoo


Rico!

Youngblood!


Search his hair!

This morning, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich -- who always wanted to be called G-Rod, but never was -- was busted by the Feds.

In a fine example of the financially bankrupt reporting on the morally bankrupt, the recently-bought-and-now-dead-broke Tribune has more here:

Feds take Gov. Blagojevich into custody
December 9, 2008 at 9:08 AM | Comments (0)

Updated at 9:08 a.m.: Blagojevich and Harris were arrested simultaneously at their homes at about 6:15 a.m., according to the FBI. They were transported to FBI headquarters in Chicago, where they remained at 9 a.m.

Updated at 9 a.m.: Blagojevich is slated to appear before U.S. Magistrate Judge Nan Nolan today at a time that has not yet been scheduled, according to Randall Samborn of the U.S. attorney's office.

Updated at 8:57 a.m.: On the issue of the U.S. Senate selection, federal prosecutors alleged Blagojevich sought appointment as Secretary of Health and Human Services in the new Obama administration, or a lucrative job with a union in exchange for appointing a union-preferred candidate.

Blagojevich and Harris conspired to demand the firing of Chicago Tribune editorial board members responsible for editorials critical of Blagojevich in exchange for state help with the sale of Wrigley Field, the Chicago Cubs baseball stadium owned by Tribune Co.

Blagojevich and Harris, along with others, obtained and sought to gain financial benefits for the governor, members of his family and his campaign fund in exchange for appointments to state boards and commissions, state jobs and state contracts.

"The breadth of corruption laid out in these charges is staggering," U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald said in a statement.
"They allege that Blagojevich put a 'for sale' sign on the naming of a United States senator; involved himself personally in pay-to-play schemes with the urgency of a salesman meeting his annual sales target; and corruptly used his office in an effort to trample editorial voices of criticism."


Updated at 8:48 a.m.
: Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his chief of staff John Harris were arrested today by FBI agents on federal corruption charges.

Blagojevich and Harris were accused of a wide-ranging criminal conspiracy that included Blagojevich conspiring to sell or trade the Senate seat left vacant by President-elect Barack Obama in exchange for financial benefits for the governor and his wife. The governor was also accused of obtaining campaign contributions in exchange for other official actions.

Blagojevich was taken into federal custody at his North Side home this morning.
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For those of you unfamiliar with the incestuous witchbag that is Illinois politics, after Republican-Governor-then-criminal-and-now-Presidential-pardon-seeker George "Why is every other person in Illinois politics named 'Ryan'?" Ryan retired to the House of Many Doors, Rod Blagojevich marshaled his considerable family clout to win the office.

Some of the highlights of his rise to power:

Blagojevich marries former Patricia Mell, daughter of powerful Chicago Alderman Richard Mell.

Blagojevich clerks for powerful Chicago Alderman "Fast" Eddie Vrdolyak.

Blagojevich works as a Cook County Assistant State's Attorney under Richard M. Daley. Yes, that Richard M. Daley.

Yet another Illinois pol goes to jail -- this time powerful Chicago Congressman Danny "Rosty" Rostenkowski (D- Mail Fraud)-- allowing the much weaker Mike Flanagan to warm the the 5th Congressional district seat for one term until he was crushed by the Blagojevich/Mell juggernaut.


So, after 30 years of Republican rule, Democrat Blagojevich slid into the office, where he immediately made clear the disdain for the actual business of state government which would mark his tenure as governor by rarely visiting the state capital in Springfield, and never even pretending to set up housekeeping in the Governor's official residence.

Understand that, in Illinois, Democrats now control the state House, state Senate, every state-wide constitutional office, the Mayoralty of Chicago, the city council of Chicago, the board controlling the second most populous county in the country (Cook), and almost the entire federal congressional delegation at a time when the DNC has been moved to Chicago, and an Illinois Senator is about to be sworn in as President.

So you'd think, hey, maybe now would not be the very best time to piss away a once-in-a-lifetime historic opportunity to consolidate Democratic gains by fucking up the state budget and generally carrying on like poo-flinging howler monkeys.

But you would be wrong.

Like our national politics (explicated brilliantly here by Glenn Greenwald)** , Illinois politics is freighted with dynasties full of talentless scions with monstrous egos and an overweening sense of entitlement, and so in the midst of an historic Democratic sea-change, Rod, Son of Mell and Todd (Stroger, current corrupt and inept President of the grotesquely bloated Cook County Board), Son of John (former corrupt and inept President of the grotesquely bloated Cook County Board, about which more some other day) have managed to induce such revulsion in the polity that even loyal, lifelong Dems are openly pining for the days when Republican Governor George Ryan could at least get shit done, and Republican Governor Jim Ryan Jim Edgar bestrode the prairie like a bipartisan Colossus.*



Recently, Blagojevich broke with his long record as a do-nothing haircut who governed by whim and tantrum, sacked-up, and actually publicly supported the heroic workers fighting for their rights at Republic Windows and Doors (located at Hickory & Division Streets, in Chicago's Goose
Island Industrial Corridor.)

And good on him for doing it.

Still too little, too late, as reaction to the news of Blagojevich's arrest from every ambulatory human being in Springfield who was not on the Blagoo payroll was rumored to be swift

and festive.


*(Thanks for the catch, Anon.)

**(Thanks for delurking to make the catch, Jakkepoes.)

Late Evening Update Here.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Pardon Our Mess


Future Under Construction.

From Yahoo News:

Secretive Space Vehicle Tested at Private Texas Site

Leonard David

space.com Mon Dec 8, 1:15 pm ET

That secretive rocket work being bankrolled by billionaire Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com fame has shed some new light on its activities.

Blue Origin is developing New Shepard, a rocket-propelled vehicle that takes off and lands vertically and is designed to routinely fly multiple astronauts into suborbital space at competitive prices.

Flight tests of the suborbital craft have been staged at a private launch site in Texas.
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True enough, but because I love y'all like a milkshake, at great risk to wing and wallet, I smuggled out this Exclusive!Footage!

And remember kids, like interstate highways and Internets, space travel is an enterprise which, by its very nature, is something that the Evil Gummint cannot and will not ever be able to achieve!

No, Manned Space Flight will only ever be developed in the United State the way all innovations requiring massive, patient investments over many years have occurred: by the visionary industrialists of Private Enterprise acting in concert for the harmonious mutual benefits of public good and private profit.

Happy Zappadan, Citizens!




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