Don't fall for the Forward hype!
Our Tesseract party rejects the false divisions of all states of matter, energy and politics!
We're not Left.
And we're not Right.
But we're also not Forward.
And not Behind.
Instead, our Tesseract party is fully present in all four dimensions and at all quantum states.
Our party avoids the partisanship of the Left, Right and Forward parties by recognizing that, at the subatomic level, all of us are equal.
And that's where true reform must begin: at the quantum level.
And what quantum level policies and reforms are we proposing to bring Real Change to our broken politics?
This is where we at the Tesseract party are truly revolutionary, because we dare to take a superpositioning approach to all policy and reform development. (h/t Andy Birss@1957AJB)
Our proprietary Tesseractarian development methodology begins by recognizing that all policies and all reforms exist in all possible quantum states simultaneously, and are therefore unknowable and unobservable. And they will remain there, as a cloud of probabilities, until a team of Tesseractarian quantum political experts have poll-tested all of them at at the same time, at which point we anticipate that actual policies and reforms may or may not precipitate out of this cloud of infinite possible outcomes.
Then we send in a second team of Tesseractarian quantum political experts who will test each policy and reform to determine whether or not it can be safely observed by the public!
But our revolutionary Tesseractarian development methodology can't work without you! We need your passion! Your energy! Your unwavering commitment to never taking any position on anything! And most importantly, your money!
We have a variety of sponsorship levels available, from Photon and Gluon to Boson and Higgs-Boson, but all contributions at any level are welcome.
The Tesseract Party: Literally, a new dimension in politics! (h/t Charles Evans @cme7677)
The Tesseract Party: Solving Tomorrow's Problems Yesterday!
UPDATE: The Tesseract Party has teamed up with the Moebius Party!!
5 comments:
Uh-huh. As if we needed a visual aid as proof that his paid entry into the public discourse was always a pyramid scheme.
I've meme'd it before, I'll do it again: "Don't worry about Yang, he drives a Corvette!"
Brilliant, Mr DG. Yang comes up with a slightly modified Mercedes-Benz logo for his symbol. A small comment: if your shape represents the 4th dimension, you need to show it moving through space/time. Good luck!
I propose a moebius model of bothsiderism because it is two-dimensional and has two sides, but goes nowhere. But I prefer to call it bothciderism.
Don't forget, the party obeys a sort of Heisenberg Uncertainty principle: if you look at them, it changes their position.
Like the Grand old Dragon who thrived in the Grand Old party said.
"Back in my day we just registered as independent when the GOP would not deliver legal racism or overturning of the Northern aggression that didn't win because they cheated. "
I say Wait for he full transforming to the Putin party before Making you statement of renaming the dupe you might be be not changing yourself.
Like some of the early Europeans who fled England's tyranny . Only to come to American and recreating a more comfortable tyranny .
The Benedict Trump [party with Prince Jared and princess Ivanka in the wings.
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