Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Malfunctioning Cyborg Thinks It Has a Soul



What happens when the media's most infamous Cyborg Sent From the Future to Destroy America goes too long without basic maintenance?

His hard drive starts to thrash and he gets confused about what's happening inside his corroded tin ticker.

And once a malfunctioning Hewitt starts getting grandiose ideas, you know what happens next:


No Half Measures



5 comments:

bowtiejack said...

He is such a twit.

Anonymous said...

That model always was a little twitchy.

Gene Oberto said...

Guess he wasn’t alive during the action on bin Laden, or Abu Ghraib, or January 6, 2021.

bjkeefe said...

Hugh Hewitt is still alive?

Okay then! Let's repost this!

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UXTYEUoqWnQ/ST5AjUDzuRI/AAAAAAAABcU/ktbilYNy2Hg/s1600-h/mitt-and-hewitt.jpg

(On the right)

Robt said...

How many speeches and articles will he have to rewrite to misdirect what he says today?