Monday, July 19, 2021

Today In Incels In Cells: Nathan Wayne Entrekin

From The Washington Post: 

A man in a gladiator costume filmed the Jan. 6 mob for his mother, feds say: ‘Here comes the riot police, Mom’

When Nathan Wayne Entrekin joined a crowd of rioters that pushed its way into the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, he donned a Roman gladiator costume over jean shorts and a T-shirt despite the winter chill, federal investigators say. As the mob chanted, Entrekin allegedly filmed videos on his cellphone, narrating the action for his mother, who was back in Arizona.

“Wow, Mom. I wish you were here with me,” Entrekin said in one video, according to a criminal complaint. “It’s really exciting in here. It’s joyful and it’s sad at the same time. We can’t let Biden … be our president. We can’t … there’s no way.”

Federal prosecutors on Thursday arrested Entrekin, of Cottonwood, Ariz., for his role in the Jan. 6 insurrection, during which he allegedly defied police orders, entered the U.S. Capitol and witnessed people looting offices. During an interview, Entrekin told investigators that “the calls of former president Donald Trump inspired him to attend the rally,” the complaint states...

Narrator:  No one explained to Nathan the Patriot LARPer that gladiators existed to feed the Roman entertainment machine.  To be pitted against other gladiators, wild animals and condemned criminals for amused the mob.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Cawthorns.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cosplay Entrekin had on a gladiator outfit that protected his shins, but not his members? Dude--jorts are NOT going to deflect a well-placed joust!

Mr XD said...

Gandalph Scott!1!! ~Haw~Haw~ I like the way your mind works Drift. Thanx for all you do.

Lawrence said...

MC: Everybody give it up for the Cosplay Rioters.
-applause-
MC: And now entering the arena, the Face Eating Leopards!
-applause-
Rioters: You didn't mean my face?
MC: We especially meant your face.

jeffrey said...

Gladiators are so gay 80-90s - their self hating stereotypes are always from the formative years - loving your podcast still since the first year - tweet MF'er Tweet