So why not polish 'em all!
First it was Glenn Greenwald.
And now it's the Cyborg Sent From The Future To Destroy America.
This woman got paid a shit-ton of money to be the blonde Aryan fantasy object of every octogenarian bigot who watches Fox.Just taped a segment for @megynkelly podcast today. Both of us have moderated debates w/ @realDonaldTrump. Both of us have “Trump tattoos” as a result, she more than me. We agreed Chris W failed last night, went full opposition to @POTUS. https://t.co/6olpXIA0e8
— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) September 30, 2020
Then got paid another shit-ton to leave.
Then got paid another shit-ton to fail spectacularly on NBC.
Then got paid another shit-ton to leave there.
But despite her mountains of ill-gotten loot, she apparently has a "Pay!Attention!To!Me!" itch that only being in the limelight can scratch
So don't you worry, Jason Miller --
-- she'll get around to you sooner or later.
So don't you worry, Jason Miller --
-- she'll get around to you sooner or later.
UPDATE: Megyn "Quit squirming, open wide and take it like a woman" Kelly has not yet gotten around to buffing Jason Miller's trailer hitch, but she has come damn close.
Since I originally posted this on September 30, guests on her godawful, "Please, please, please hire me back, Fox News!" podcast have included Dana Loesch, Adam Carolla (on cancel culture and his 'movie' "No Safe Spaces"), Ted Cruz and Ben Shapiro.
No Half Measures
3 comments:
Mmmmm. Jason Miller. Now there's a hunka hunka burnin' love.
Someone should explain to Mrs. Kelly that pole dancing on podcasts is a risky endeavor she may not want to fail at.
That Roger Ailes is deceased and she needs to pull herself up by her Garter belt and make the move to Sinclair. She may have to relocate to Moscow where the broad-casting takes place for Putin's potential business Pidgeon's that can be seduced by that female touch.
I hear Frank Luntz is looking for that new, "forgotten disgruntled coal Miner group to present to the rest of us as important to know.
Frank Luntz presents a focus group of right wingers who failed in their careers but have tons of money they need to hide from the IRS. Why people do not care for these fallen?
If you hadn't noticed, Shep Smith after being replaced by some QANON (republican) Dodo wearing a short dress reading a teleprompter she had to rehearse. Shep has moved on to another network.
Mrs. Kelly should seek better material to entertain with.
I am sure there are many republicans that would pay to hear Mrs Kelly and Sarah Huckabee take deep discussion probes into the White Santa.
A podcast with Newt or Karl Rove over the victorious GOP movement winning its way to rewriting the constitution as Charles Koch paid to have rewritten.
Conservative leg candy with propaganda to wash it all down. She only needs a payday daddy to pir enough socialism on her to put her n the air and keep her their . Like Rush Limp-paw.
"...she apparently has a "Pay!Attention!To!Me!" itch that only being in the limelight* can scratch."
*The Megyn Kelly Show on Apple Podcasts
That's some mighty fine limelight work there, Lou.
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