The Blessing o' the Ballot.
The best-laid schemes o' cats an' men
Often turn out just fine.
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To date, this is how the very few interactions I've had with Never Trumpers have gone, because I want to talk about the Befor...
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It wasn't a fluke. It wasn't pilot error. It wasn't instrument failure. This is what Republicans wanted, and now they have a...
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DEMS ARE LETTING THEIR PETS VOTE SEZ DEM OPERATIVE
Known Democrat operative Driftglass, who is probably one of the leaders of Antifa, and a Commie Libtard as well, showed a picture of his cat, known as "Satan's Little Helper", voting.
"He laid right down on the ballot, consecrating it to our Unholy Lord Satan, and pointed his paw at the spot to vote for Biden. I was then filled with an unholy urge to vote against His Holiness, Donald Trump." said Mr. Driftglass.
According to GOP legal scholars, voting directed by pets is just like allowing pets to vote and is therefore illegal.
In a prepared statement, Proud Patriotic White Supremacist American Steven Miller stated, "We're alerting local authorities just to be on the safe side, and expect a SWAT team to be making enquiries at Casa de Driftglass momentarily. We must secure the voting of our people and a future for white voters. Heil Trump!"
Mr. Driftglass' wife, the notorious Bluegal, known for her insistence on burning lifeboats filled with helpless refugees, laughed evilly and shouted, "Bring 'em on! Me and Driftglass ain't coming quietly!"
We will bring you updates on the situation as soon as the smoke clears.
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...KITTEH!
Voting is like the metaphor, "the cats meow".
After voting it time to purr-rrrrrrrrrrr.
Then, indulge in bring a mouse to the porch and chewing it into pieces to let the humans know how awesome you are.
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