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I have got to get in on this boutique, Third Way, Independent, Both Siderist scam because there is apparently a bottomless pile of stupid money ready and willing to fling itself at anyone who incants the Magic Words:

Ex-GOP congressman says he’s ‘not going back’ to the Republican Party — even after Trump is gone

On MSNBC Saturday, former Rep. David Jolly (R-FL) says he will never go back to the Republican Party, even after President Donald Trump is out of office and out of party leadership.

“I want to ask you about the fact that you’re now the newly named executive chairman of something called the Serve America Movement,” said anchor Ali Velshi. “You’re not planning on running a candidate in the coming election. What is the Serve America Movement? What’s it for?”

“A lot of people were afraid we’d be running a presidential candidate in 2020. That’s not what this is about,” said Jolly. “SAM is a group of current existing Republicans, Democrats, independents and former who are focused on trying to inject greater competition to our politics and get a greater result.”

Jolly mixes in a little truth (emphasis added) --

“I’m indicative of somebody that aligns with SAM because, Ali, most of my fellow Never Trump Republicans will go right back to being a Republican when Donald Trump is gone. I’m not. I’ve left the party and I’m not going back...

 -- before making his play:

... but I also feel liberated by rejecting partisanship, and I’m not ready to pick up the blue jersey, if you will, the ideological blue jersey. But I do want to see something better … nationally we’re a democracy reform organization focused on increasing competition for both parties...

And thus Serve Murrica joins the Centrist Project...

...and Unite America...

...and the Problem Solver Caucus...

...and the Niskanen Center...

...and No Labels...

...and The Purple Project...

...and I don't know how many other smaller, region grifts...

...and Jesus Christ, LLC there is just an insane amount of money available from wealthy dupes who are terrified at the thought of having to finally acknowledge that The Republican Party Is The Problem and pick a fucking side in our Cold Civil War.

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