Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Moscow Mitch: The Tears of an Evil Clown*



Moscow Mitch crying to Hugh Hewitt about the unfairness of his richly-deserved nickname is kinda perfect:

But it's also kinda dangerous.

After all, as a Cyborg Sent From the Future to Destroy America (tm), Hugh Hewitt is completely unequipped to deal with even rudimentary human emotions.

Also there is the very real risk of an electrical fire should Moscow Mitch's tears get into Hugh Hewitt's wiring...


*Judges also would have accepted The Crying of Lout Farty-Whine.


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7 comments:

Robt said...

You might not know this about me. Sometimes I like to live on the edge of risk.

Could be that Capitalist the GOP always talks about. That rugged individualist capitalistic individual job creator who requires Big Government to pamper them with socialized bail outs when they fail.

To live on the edge, to risk it all, to risk others anyways. Is such a rush that makes one feel alive.
Not just existing.

To feel alive and risk it all I need to say,
Moscow Mitch's snow flake bitchin' over me calling him names he earned, because he hasn't earned my trust.
This dangerous activity< as he calls it. can only be thwarted by the Hewitt's and their formidable outrage of ongoing out rage. It is so dangerous, should Moscow Mitch Bitch leave it in the hands of a Hewitt?
I mean, their is louder cry babies as Ingraham, hannity Rushbo, Russian conservatives he can depend on, right?
For some reason, I just do not have the confidence that the forgotten Coal miners of Kentucky are listening in to every word the Hewitt puts out.

The question remains, if Hewitt and McConnell's press folks are paid by Putin by the Letter, the word or paragraph.
Or like the MAGA,
Lifting sanctions on the Mueller report's indicted Russians who attacked our election is an illness Doctor Hewitt has no cure, let alone treatment. Russia is Moscow Mitch's addiction and he needs to want to stop.

He doesn't understand that the danger of calling him Moscow Mitch is more safe than than shopping at Wal Mart in El Paso.

Alfred Lehmberg said...

Naw... it's under the wire!

stickler said...

Robt,

Does your username stand for "robot"? That may account for your towering incoherence.

JDM said...

The sooner he gets to the Emerald City, the sooner he gets his heart, and goodness knows it's about time.

Robt said...

Moscow Mitch does not sell out America alone. he has Leningrad Lindsey, Kremlin Ben Sasse and Comrade Kevin Mcarthy.. Just to name a few. There seems to be an.
That includes Putin's puppet and Putin's Puppy Pence. entire Russian nesting doll set to collect.
Available exclusively at Mar A Lago
(Made in China with no Tariffs applied).

Pagan in repose said...

Moscow mithch like trump like putin are little tiny men on the inside. They're insane and noxious behavior is really just a reflection of what little men they are. Unfortunately for the decent people of the world far too many of these types find their way into positions of what we call power. We try to make rules to control this kind of behavior but they always find ways around it and this is what we get, a world now crowed with authoritarians bent on destroying everything to show how big they think they are.

"The revolution will not be televised" Gill Scott Heron. But I imagine the destruction before hand will be televised. As the sales guys always say "All ways be closing"

I'm old and grumpy with degenerative spine disease a my latest MRI shows it is getting worse and I have no family. And my last few years appear to be having to watch our species burn down the planet.

But I still smile at people and occasionally get a smile back.

I Still hope there will be enough of the planet left after we have gone extinct for them rest of the creatures to keep on living.

Fall always makes me sad for some reason.

Robt said...

We can all look at the mighty Pyramids and see a great accomplishment in construction for its time. Marvel at its feat and study the indulgence in supremacy view of some as it comes to their existence.
"See, I am, was great and ruled" is a statement of returning to dust. Whereas inventing a cure for a disease that saves lives is a contribution that lives on.

as an opinion,
The creation of the aspirin is greater than the Sphinx.