Friday, March 23, 2018

Hugh Hewitt Really Is a Cyborg Sent from the Future to Destroy America

Because no human could think thoughts such as these.

From the WaPo
John Bolton is a great addition to the White House

By Hugh Hewitt March 23 at 2:36 PM

The Beltway establishment has reacted with horror to President Trump’s appointment of John Bolton as national security adviser. Bolton, they claim, is a dangerous warmonger unfit for the office. That’s wrong. As the president’s top security aide, Bolton will be an honest broker and someone who can drive decisions through molasses-thick resistance. These qualities, plus his top-shelf intellect, make Bolton the best national security player to join Trump’s West Wing team so far...
Bolton responds:

And the circle of wingnut life is complete.

Behold, a Tip Jar!


e.a.f. said...

Hugh is an idiot, in my opinion. The Americans can destroy themselves if they like, but alas, we in Canada live so close and if N. Korea is a few miles off, we will be toast.

Cirze said...

That molasses-thick resistance comprises concerned US citizens.

Glad to know those at the top layer of Trump's celebration cake are so clear on who their enemies are: the people!!!

cvmbner said...

Methinks Hu-Hu is looking to identify with human phallic totems, as are 3/4ths of Fox’s aging audience. But that aside, you can really tell someone’s a sociopath when they insist that being cunning and ramrod-esque is an unalloyed good. That It doesn’t matter TO WHAT ENDS or FOR WHAT PURPOSE the person is cunning. Kind of like when the Meatheads say “Donald Trump says what I’m thinking!” as if that was an unalloyed good— and as if they weren’t thinking terrible things to begin with.

I don’t know which is worse this week: Hu-Hu’s column or Bobo’s comments on NPR that Bolton is a very “Trumpy” choice (cue amiable chuckles). said...

The sad thing, as with Rush Limbaugh, is millions of rubes listen & read this guy because the most important thing every day is making the Hippies sad & putting the blahs in their place. I look forward to Hugh's expounding on Trump's genius & Bolton's decisiveness after 50 million dead Koreans, Japanese, & Americans with China retaking Taiwan & occupying the entire Korean penisula & getting Guam in the bargain.

dinthebeast said...

Shorter Hewitt: I can haz war now?

I'm not saying that Fergus reads well or often enough to know this, but if he, or any of his little felons accidentally came across it, it would go a long way toward explaining his affection for Bolton (which would actually be better that the other option, which is that he has decided to start a few wars):

"Best of all was Bolton's attempts to run interference for the Reagan/Bush administration during the Iran-Contra hearings. He attacked the very idea of the special prosecutor, and under his guidance, Justice put out an opinion that Reagan could fire the special prosecutor if he wanted to. Indeed, Bolton went to bat for his boss, Ed Meese: according to the December 24, 1986 Washington Post, Bolton refused to cooperate with the House Judiciary Committee and turn over documents related to Meese's role in Iran-Contra. Bolton called the documents "highly classified" and said that no member of the committee had clearance to see them."

Either he has decided to start a war to get the country's attention away from his scandals, he makes policy and staffing decisions based on what he thinks will piss off his opponents the most, or he is a complete idiot who does not understand how the government is supposed to work or what the worst mistakes it has made in his own lifetime were and how they affect how the government needs to be run right now.
Or, you know, all of the above.

-Doug in Oakland

Mr XD said...

Just. Fucken. WOW!!1!

Robt said...

Ahoy there DG

Been waiting for the Hew moment to ask a question I have had under chained in the dungeon restraints.

I was catching some of the "never again" gun march on the MSNBC. They opened up the lid to the cesspool and asked Hewitt to come out and make a statement about the march.

The Hew, reached down into the back of his pants. Pull a handful of bothsider.

Begaan smearing it all thorough his hair. "The republicans care very much about childrens safety. If only the Democrats would compromise".

-----But, But

It only dawned anew on me when I warch the Heew.

Go look at any VP Mike Pence video and compare it with any Hewitt video.

Are they both T-2 style robots?

Give it some thought when you read or watch them. Some fellow scientists and I have been running a study on the two.

This is not like Trump saying he has top investigators in Hawaii over Obama birth certificate and "you won't believe what they have found".

I double dog dare you to start paying attention to the Hew when you are watching the Pence. And Vise Verse. It is --- T-2--startling.

Neither has been concluded to be the liquid metal Terminators. Just not a bight enough computer chip between them to be the liquid T bot.

Seriously, I think they are identical clones. It is uncanny!