Because no human could think thoughts such as these.
From the WaPo
Bolton responds:John Bolton is a great addition to the White HouseBy Hugh Hewitt March 23 at 2:36 PMThe Beltway establishment has reacted with horror to President Trump’s appointment of John Bolton as national security adviser. Bolton, they claim, is a dangerous warmonger unfit for the office. That’s wrong. As the president’s top security aide, Bolton will be an honest broker and someone who can drive decisions through molasses-thick resistance. These qualities, plus his top-shelf intellect, make Bolton the best national security player to join Trump’s West Wing team so far...
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