Tuesday, October 11, 2016

They Were All Against Me

They fought me at every turn.
Ah, but the birth certificate, that's, that's where I had them! 
They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that Barack Obama was a Kenyan Commie Sleeper Cell Usurper, and I'd have produced that evidence if they hadn't all conspired against me. 
I, I know now the Liberal media was only trying to protect their traitorous RINO friends...
Today was the day when the Republican party's nominee for president declared open war on the leadership of the Republican party for finally daring to timidly whisper about various, glaringly observable realities (h/t @Billmon).

So they've got that going for them...

I though about titling this post "Captain Queef", but of course that would have been wrong.

So very, very wrong.

Not enough popcorn on Orville Redenbacher's entire home planet...

Behold, a Tip Jar!


bowtiejack said...

Great stuff. You never disappoint.

duquesnepdx said...

I think that the picture misrepresents the Trump. His hands are *not* that big.

Who knew schadenfreude could be so life affirming? Keep fighting the good fight.

jim said...

Teh judges would have also accepted "The Cocaine Mutiny."

Sheesh ... & I thought the Bush fellers & their "Great Warrior Spirit Chang" was nutty.

Shackles = a unified GOP. Did Combover Caligula just admit he was out to nuke Republicans all along? Of course the idea that HE needs to be loyal to his party of choice is unpossible in the Trumpiverse, as is the truism that turning your own team against you in ANY endeavour is self-defeating. Meanwhile Junior Tweets that today's the registration deadline for Florida - surely a mere innocent lapse.

Also too, some wag on the Twitters has called for "Operation Purge Cucks" - an ingenious political DayGlo Crying Eagle TNT t-shirt wherein if Paul Ryan fails to repent of his heresy & "issue a stand-down order to those who sabotage Trump" within a week then a mighty legion of useful idiots will "spoil every down-ballot candidate!"

Poe's Law Wept.

Somewhere L. Ron Hubbard is laughing his ass off.

June Butler said...

A picture is worth a thousand words. Not that your words are anything but excellent, but the picture made me lol as soon as I saw it.

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good evening, Mr. Glass.

"It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to."

Haven't you repeatedly referenced something from the Civil War like this, where the Confederates were trying to spin the fact that they were losing?

Be seeing you.

Mark Gold said...

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This could put a dent in it.

Habitat Vic said...

Yes, tRump would not have the meaty, manly hands that are in the photo, which are from a 5'8" Bogart.

FWIW, I downloaded an outline of The Donald's hand (from measurements made for a wax figure/likeness). At 5'7" I have pretty much identical hands to Combover Caligula - my fingers are 1/4" longer, but palms are 1/4" smaller. So, yeah, for a 6'2" guy he really does have small hands. Trump's lifelong avoidance of manual labor doesn't help.

Heavenly Father, show us Thy mercy and have tRump bring down the Republicans in the Senate and House next month.

John Taylor said...

The monster has finally turned on his creator.

bluicebank said...

No more Mister Nice Guy! /s

Yet more proof for my hypothesis that Dirty Fucking Hippies & Fellow Travelers will have plenty of warning to skip town if the GOP Visagoths crest yon hill ... because the first against the wall will be unpure Republicans and non-jihadist church-goers.

Fortunately, it won't come to that (us having to wear the maple leaf, or claim Irish citizenship based on 400-year-old scrolls). Popcorn futures are through the roof, though.

keith gargus said...

Narcissism and paranoia are often hand in glove. And so it is with our little Donny.

A small gloat. The minute it was apparent Donny was the nominee, I went long on popcorn futures. The next time I comment will be from my private island off the coast of Costa Rica. The realtor has assured me it is free of dinosaurs.

RUKidding said...

Now that the Very Serious Republicons have mostly gone en masses to Never Trump, Gen The Donald Beaureguard fires the first shot across the bow of USS The Outside Voice Republicans. One can only hope that this uncivil war remains solely within the confines of the GOP. And may the GOP - along w all its fellow travelers enablers & money boys - be smashed to smithereens. The only fitting fate for these horrid Unamerican traitorous bastard lying con artist charlatan shitheads.

the bewilderness said...

Hair Furor without the shackles should be a delight for the late night monologues. I do not know if our political process will ever recover.

Robt said...

Odd words coming from a man who is against everyone and everything.