Friday, March 16, 2007

What'll it come down to?




This. Every time.

Brand new Hate
Brand new Hate, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you money, rating and voters,
All hat and no cattle,
These Republican haters!
Power in the Red House where it belongs,
With a Dear Leader who has never, ever been wrong.
Plen'y of rage still left in the Base!
Plen'y of pardons...just in case.


Iraq and Homos!
Are what keep the Freepers all aflame
And the ravin' fringe, goes all unhinged
When grownups try to interrupt their reign.

Iraq and Homos,
Ev'ry night that President sits by
While his Neocons and chickenhawks
Send other people off to die.
They mostly side up with the Klan
And proudly call Coulter thier Man

And when they spew
Faggot! Raghead! N*gger! Jew!
They're only shriekin'
We vote our fear of,
Iraq and Homos!
Iraq and Homos O.K.

Iraq and Homos!
Where triangulatin' makes it plain
The Wafflin' Senator C. of the D. L. C.

Poll-tests every syllable that she's sayin'.


Iraq and Homos,
Ev'ry night She-Ra and her team
Sit alone and plan, and watch this man

Run big 'ol circles round her scheme.

She wants back inside that White House
And to do it she'll call Dumbo a mouse!
And when she says
"No or maybe I mean Yes"!
She only sayin'
I don't wanna talk
Iraq and Homos!
Iraq and Homos,
No way.

3 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

Excellent! Except... I'm going to have that tune in my head for quite a while, I'm afraid.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

This just in: Khalid Sheikh Muhammad confessed to putting the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop. He still denies having put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, however. :)

cieran said...

Somebody spent their childhood reading way-too-many Frank Jacobs musical spoofs in Mad Magazine.

And for that, we are most grateful!