Plamelot - Part 1

It's true! It's true!

The Frown has made it clear.

The conditions in Iraq are perfect, all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
Since Joe Wilson could not just be taken out and shot.
We’d go after whom he holds most dear
In Plamelot.

The Truth is forbidden till the 5th of Never
As any exit screws up our evil plot.
So by order troops will linger through Forever
In Plamelot.

Plamelot! Plamelot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Plamelot, Plamelot
That's how conditions are.

The Dear Leader can’t be shown to have been wrong.
So by eight, Fox will make the facts all disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For Conservative-treasoning than here
In Plamelot.

Plamelot! Plamelot!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Plamelot, Plamelot
Those are the legal laws.

Bushite imbeciles are free fuck us sideways.
As long as they will promise they’re not queer.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For Bill of Rights-asswipery than here
In Plamelot.