Friday, May 17, 2024

Chris Cillizza is the Mark Halperin of Howard Kurtzes



I don't need to tell you about Chris Cillizza. Everybody knows about Chris Cillizza. Chris Cillizza is a well-studied and understood phenomenon within the Elite Pundit media universe.

Hack of the first water.

Pillar of Both Siderism

Possibly single greatest promulgator of Hillary Clinton email garbage.  From Media Matters

50 Headlines That Reveal Wash. Post Reporter Chris Cillizza's Obsession With The Clinton Email Story

Chris Cillizza has written more than 50 posts mentioning Hillary Clinton's emails since March on his Washington Post politics blog The Fix, nearly all of them issuing dire warnings about the supposedly “massive political problem.”

The New York Times first wrote about Clinton's email during her tenure at the State Department on March 2, when they falsely reported she had violated federal requirements by using a private email account. Since then, mainstream media outlets have attempted to find some scandal in the email story, often pushing various falsehoods and being forced to issue corrections after the fact. To date, there has been no evidence of any lawbreaking.

Cillizza has been a major contributor to this effort, repeatedly claiming the email story “just keeps getting worse” and that it's “not going away,” while claiming Clinton has an “honesty problem” and should “start panicking.”

Just this week, Cillizza wrote a post headlined “Just when you thought the e-mail story couldn't get worse for Hillary Clinton ...” The post misleadingly tried to repackage old email stories as new developments in the “scandal.” 


And then one day CNN had had enough and fired him.  

Sad!

But as we know, there is a Club.  And members of the Club are not expected to be sidelined for long (unless they've been credibly outed as a sex pest) because keeping Club members in the Club is, y'know, the reason the Club exists.  

Tautology!

So anyway, Chris Cillizza is now floating around out there on SubStack and Twitter, issuing communiques and publishing mission statements of principles and generally scratching at the Clubhouse door like a dog that wants back in now!now!now!

So where does Chris Cillizza turn to maybe get the Club's Reputation Rehabilitation Laundromat working its magic for good ol' Chris?  

Where else but to show up once again as the honored guest of MSNBC's most famous subdivision (from today) --



-- and the home of our new "allies"! (from February, 2024):


So I shall make to you the same promise I made in February.  That no matter how precarious our finances become over here at this little blog. I can solemnly promise is that we will never, ever have Chris Fucking Cillizza on as an honored guest as we conduct the latest of twenty different thought experiments and gaming outs and bitch sessions and prattling claptrap roundtables about Joe Biden stepping aside.

Never, never, never, not ever.

And that, once again. is a driftglass promise from me to you.  

Now I'm not saying that Chris Cillizza should be unemployed forever.  Despite the massive harm he's done to this country and to the profession of journalism, wishing that on him would be cruel and wrong.  

But I am saying...



I Am The Liberal Media




1 comment:

Robt said...

There e sis a huma variant species that mostly falls prey to religion which emboldens them to be entitled. That they are on a mission from God to force all of us pagans, heathens, Libs, Jews, people of skin color, people that are not from their specific parish.
The outsiders of evil. Even the ones that go to that church two blocks from this church are satanic and unworthy. Must repent and in the manner of which they alone chose and decide.

Has it not smacked you in the face yet? When there is a natural disaster in a Dem controlled state say like California, A forest fire, Earthquakes, flood rains, Drought.

It is always those superior religious folks ( Like Justice Alito Thomas Kavy and coney Island. Which must rule to force repentance on us sinners. That God is punishing California for all that sinning.

But most recently, Midwest GOP controlled states hit with storms, floods and tornadoes.. There is no outcry for them to repent because God ran out of locusts to send and is smiting them with storms for their sins?

How come in their religion. We must conform to their faith, we are the sinful ones that must repent. Jesus never intended that nor spoke to convert. But Christianity was not a religion when Jesus was alive.

I scrutinized the New testament thoroughly and Jesus never shouted out to grab that evil sinner, the Good Samaritan and convert him and make him repent. I just can't find that part. Never will. Although it is preached by mouth in too many so called places of worship.

But you know what, the America these folks want to Christo nationalize which provides them the freedom to indulge in the faith they wish is not the same freedom that will exist in their Christo Nationalistic (x be ala doosous) rule that would provide me with the freedom to believe in what I choose. Because their religion (and again I do not see this in the Bible anywhere) that certain sect of a certain religious belief gets to infringe on other people's right of freedom to believe in there hearts desire.
It is a strange and possibly a dangerous strain for it did bring on the Spanish Inquisition. Today it has anther name, Like the John birch Society, TEA Party, Federalist Society, Heritage foundation Society. Endeavoring to return to the peaceful tranquil sinless days of Hoover. but with a NAZI twist. A twist that makes them the superior race and the rest of us in need of extermination because repenting is only the be fining to force on other people.

I just know we are going to have to science the crap out of this and get some peer reviewing up and operating.

If we can send a man to the moon, we can send a woman to the moon. Then we can send Trump to Jupiter be the first to land there. Why Trump, for he is the greatest ever and only he could overcome a and fix the enormous gravity there. We can get lots of people to be president but only Trump the Great could overcome Jupiter's intense gravity.
His bloviating powers are superior for this space mission.
If not Jupiter, Tattoo blasphemous things on his body that is of the greatest offense to Islam. The parachute him naked into Iran and watch the chosen one conquer all of Islam with dazzling conspiracy theories by the Jews and Christians against him.
Got to leave it there. Now a word from my sponsor.