Saturday, March 04, 2023

Aging Grifter Nostalgic for the Glorious Grifting Days of Old

From MEDIAite, repurposing a self-absolving, pity-party interview with Mike Murphy on MSNBC.

Republican Strategist Goes Scorched Earth on CPAC ‘Scam,’ Rips ‘Professional Grassroots Huckster Wing of the GOP’

Republican strategist Mike Murphy torched the Conservative Political Action Conference for being a hotbed of grifters and cranks. 
 
On Friday, MSNBC’s Alex Wagner aired a clip from the event where Donald Trump Jr. encouraged the CPAC audience to use an obscure Christian cellphone provider instead of a major carrier that might be woke or whatever. 

Wagner said CPAC today is not what it once was and asked, “What does CPAC tell us about the modern Republican Party? Is it just one big grift?”

She welcomed Murphy to the program to help answer this question, who pointed the finger at former President Donald Trump...

This frantic, all-out campaign to pretend that everything bad about the Republican Party began with Trump is, yes, silly and stupid and wrong.  But it's also toxic, deeply cynical and does terrible harm to the our democracy.

For a more fuck-laden but honest rundown of what pre-Trump CPAC was actually like, here's a thing I wrote 14 years ago.  It's quite long, so this is just a snip, but if you want to read the whole thing -- the first CPAC after Obama was elected -- it's here.  

Big Fucknozzle Trade Show hits D.C. this week.

For all nine-minutes of bullshit, faux-introspection chin-music that came from the Right about change, future and vision after they got hog-slaughtered in the last two elections, if you want to know what is really at the corrupt, oozy heart of the American Conservative movement (and its filthy little avatar, the Republican Party) look no further than their ideological trade show: the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC.
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And so, like any other catastrophically failed business being run by inflexible, third-generation, inherited-wealth-rich/brain-poor imbeciles, the GOP is absolutely incapable of coping with the fact that it’s core product is now less popular than road-kill-on-a-stick in the marketplace of ideas.

Because baby, to everyone Left of Genghis Khan, the headlong-into-the-abyss direction Party of God has been monstrous obvious for years now.

Instead of growing, learning or adapting, the same moral flatliners at the helm of the GOP have been staring at this arc of catastrophe year after year and using their media and money to hammer home the same mantra over and over again: This. Can. Not. Be. True.
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Ignoring the fact that They Are The Fucking Problem, the brain-wizards on the Right – cursed with far too much power and not a lick of common sense – continue to fall like Lucifer, screaming louder and louder on the way down that it was all the fault of the fucking unions. 
Or taxes.
Or foreigners.
Or liberals.
Or wild vaginae.
Or gays.
Or atheists.
Or Darwin.

Among all the earnest mole rats that pay to put on this farce -- among all their pathetic sites encrusted with screaming eagles, garish flags, glowing crosses and Reagan-on-black-velvet paeans to the delusions of their youth -- you'll not find a single idea that hasn’t been as dead as disco for 20 years.

I Am The Liberal Media


6 comments:

bowtiejack said...

BRILLIANT !
Thank you for re-posting this,
I missed it the first time.
Driftglass, you da man.

dinthebeast said...

I saw that. Tried to use Ronald the fuck Reagan as a good example. What a fucking creep.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Robt said...

AS the Trump flame urns across the land.

The sanctity f marriage gets scorched again.

The Regan divorce to replace with first lady material. The Newt Kuma Sutra of his assorted wives. (It is said that once Newt married his new next mistress. He was only allowed missionary style because the sanctity of marriage).
The Rushbo inability to hang on to a wife.
To the Kellyanne (alternative husband) Conway desecrates the sanctity of marriage. Kelly Anne took the vows. "To death do they part"
The church does not approve of divorce. Many in the GP have been mumble rumbling that divorce should be make illegal.
Word is she is getting out to be closer to Trump. Senior or jumpier Trump. Not sure.

But what about the children?

Robt said...

From the republicans I have and now know. Your list of those blamed by republicans for it all. Including soured milk in the frig, Vagina farts to RINOs or Not communist Putin extreme republican enough or Angel of death mass collecting enough.
Gong the far right of the far right of the far right.
It is described as the bottomless pit. This way they can say, "At least I am not as far down the bottomless pit as they are". Pointing to someone worse than them in their mind.

Robt said...

One of the Republicans mainstays I learned from the Reagan years was the GOP is not a political party. Like FOX is not a news outlet but a GOP propaganda network to profit.

The GOP is a entire profit organization that sells whatever hate and grievance for profit. Sure it elects GOPers pretending to be politicians. They simply use their elected positions to scam and profit for other criminal profit orientated organized crime syndicates.

They create, market and sell their latest thing. From John Birch, Religious right, TEA Party, QANON, MAGA and what ever the wealthy mad ad marketing comes up with.

This is what I call the, "Hoover" Plantation. It is the super wealthy that funds most of it. They learned from FDR and will do most anything to never be in that financial and power loss position again.

Knowledge can inoculate from this. It is why they make information so difficult to possess and earn. Why they keep promoting flat Earth beliefs to this day.

It is not about convincing anyone. They found they can fool and brainwash many. So when it comes to others that know better . Notice all the different approaches to what is opposition they employ? How hateful they demean . No, they will not discuss it intelligently.
Dominion lawsuit just fortified what we already knew. They will pay if they have to. The have purchase the Supreme Court to now appeal to. So owning the law can help them. But they will not stop.


dave said...

trump is a sign and symptom of the disease, not the disease...

you know, like pus.