I now have a revolutionary new declassification method called the Think System where you don't bother with procedures or writing things down.
From the Rolling Stone:
Trump Is Now Claiming He Can Declassify Documents Telepathically
The very desperate former president went on Fox News to vent to Sean Hannity about his legal woes, and offer a new defense of his document-hoarding
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The conversation eventually turned to another of Trump’s myriad legal quandaries: the Justice Department’s investigation into the material he was — and maybe still is — hoarding at Mar-a-Lago. Trump has long argued that he declassified all of the highly sensitive classified documents the FBI retrieved from his Palm Beach estate last month, a claim so dubious that his lawyers have refused to make it in court.
Trump told [Sean] Hannity not to worry, though. There need not be any physical or even anecdotal evidence that he declassified the documents, as the president has the power to do it with his mind.
“If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified — even by thinking about it,” Trump said. “Because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. There doesn’t have to be a process. There can be a process, but there doesn’t have to be.”...
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I Am The Liberal Media.
4 comments:
The best part about the Golden Menace having shitty lawyers is that they can't seem to be able to convince him to go on television and say these things.
Go ahead Donnie, keep giving the public proof that you stole the documents. The good news? The charges don't require the documents be classified (even if he could do and undo that with his mind). Either way, he is admitting he stole government property.
It is abundantly clear that Trump has now really, really lost his fucking mind.
it is not the hogwash that trump spews..it is the slack jawed enthusiastic reception by the hoopleheads..the 'bravo sir' he inspires..
they still believe..
Don't understand why he bothers going through all the trouble to try his court cases in the public arena.
I mean if he has the super power to kunst think something is declassified and everyone will get some sort of mental telepathy email in their head telling them so.
Poof so it is a thought. So it is written.
He not only thunk the COVID would just go away, he told us as well. What happened there?
Why did he have to go all insurrection when he could have thumk he won.
Yes, there is a diff between thinking and Thunking.
Trutst me, Donny does too much thunking.
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