Sitting in what appears to be his meemaw's spare room, talking to brain dead lunatics about the latest manufactured outrage running around in their mental hamster wheels is definitely not where Mark Halperin though his career would be in 2022.
Halperin built a career out of being one of the most reliably godawful pundits on network teevee. With his flat affect, bad combover and relentless insistence that everything -- good, bad or catastrophic -- was always somewhichway good news for Republicans, Halperin was never going to lose his gig pouring poison into the ear of a great, god-fearing public.
Only getting busted rubbing lil' hot take on the unwilling was able to knock him out of his prime location aboard the wingnut welfare chuckwagon.
But the MAGA ecosystem has a place for such fallen creatures: those so desperate to stay in some spotlight somewhere that rather than leave the game and find honest work, they'll trade the tatters of their fame and name-recognition for a chance to dress up in the costume they used to wear and do what they used to do in the service of the worst people in America.
His arrival at the offices of the No Labels scam was not exactly greeted with flowers --
Disgraced Journalist Mark Halperin’s Hiring by Policy Firm No Labels’ Draws Fire: ‘No Morals’
...and candy --
‘No Labels’ Staffers Angered By Firm’s Hiring Of Accused Sexual Harasser Mark Halperin
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I remember being hella relieved when I found out that he was not, in fact, Mark Helprin, the author of the book Winter's Tale.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
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