Monday, January 31, 2022

The Lincoln Project is Holistically Bad at Politics


Don't believe it?

Consider the facts.

1.  Their marketing strategy consists of relentlessly belittling and negging the political party on whose behalf they claim to advocate.

2.  After enjoying tens of millions of dollars in free advertising thanks to their friends on cable teeve and sopping up 67 million dollars in hard cash from credulous Liberals, they compiled a 2020 electoral failure rate comparable to Ford Pintos being crash-tested with a bazooka.  

 From Brother Charlie Pierce:

The Lincoln Project Didn't Move 10 Votes in This Election

Never Trump conservatives are about as relevant to the actual election results this year as are the Whigs or the Free Soil Party.

3.  Having been in business less than two years, founders and senior managers were forced to reshuffled a couple of times due to sexual predation scandal and financial irregularities.  From Politico ...

The Lincoln Project implodes amid infighting and scandal

The anti-Trump super PAC has seen an exodus of its leading figures after investigative reports and allegations of abusive behavior.

... and The New York Times ...

Inside the Lincoln Project’s Secrets, Side Deals and Scandals 

A civil war broke out in the group as it antagonized Donald Trump, with leaders splintering over financial arrangements and revelations of online harassment by a top official.

... and just about everyone else. 


           

4,  Their sole contribution to the extremely close Virginia governors race was this last-minute attempt at Karl Rove/RickWilson-style ratfucking stunt (from me) -- 

"What do you want for your birthday?" they asked.

Well, if you could you arrange it so a Rick Wilson-brand Lincoln Lads tone-deaf ratfucking stunt backfires and kisses the goat at both ends so hard that their incompetent fuckery becomes the story...

Done...

-- which backfired so comprehensively that it has handed Republicans a club to use against Democrats from now until the end of time.

So either the Lincoln Project is holistically bad at politics, or it is an extremely successful fifth column, working within the perimeter of the Democratic party and using money scammed from credulous Liberals to help Republicans get elected.


Burn the Lifeboats


10 comments:

Robt said...

So Democracy's republican arsonists go to long term extremes to prepare to ignite and burn to ashes America.

Then light the fire and run.

Then they return to pretend to be the firemen to put out the fire and do promotions to stop future fires.

While they collect on the fire insurance.

Do we need a Smokey the Bear who says, Only you can prevent these people being elected and voted in to burn it all down?

billshearn said...

Once a grifter, always a grifter. They turned to liberals after the conservative dark money taps were closed.

dinthebeast said...

The most charitable reading of their failures would be that they can't tell the difference between the Republicans they used to be employed at getting to the polls and regular human beings, who don't respond to the sort of horse shit they used to accomplish their task.
Hole-istically bad indeed.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

I would have gone with historically holistically horrible at politics, but that's just me...

Robt said...

Dems are supposed to be poor at promoting their good because FOX has injected their vaccine mind control potion of propaganda into the skulls of Numbskulls who will only listen to a FOX. So they can place the words of COVID vaccines are Libel drugs to control republicans like Bah-Bahs. While they are fleeced like Bah-bahs by republicans.

New meaning to the great republican mind that said, " I know you are but what am I ?".



Unknown said...

This is a hilarious and poignant post. In all honesty I laughed at the Pinto joke for a solid 3 minutes to the point my wife had to throw a roll of toilet paper at me to shut me the fuck up. Very well done.

Unknown said...

Why would any of these dead-enders care to even try and pretend their actually working towards a common goal of pushing back the hysteria on the right that they claim to see clearly as a threat to all of us? Hubris. Cowardice. Profiteering. Most of all, not giving the tiniest shit. They’re lazy assholes. Doing the hard work - chopping wood, carrying water - for the Democratic Party in order to actually make a difference and move votes to the left would be icky. They don’t want Dem majorities and their actions speak to that regardless of all the hand-waving and brosef bullshit talk.

Start openly advocating for Dem majorities or GTFO. As driftglass has said, this tent is big as hell and there’s plenty of room from Manchin to Sanders to fit ideologically amenable, forward thinking politicians stage left.

joejimtree said...

For 67 million they could produce stunning Superbowl quality, ingenious, videos. They could get talent from the ranks of Hollywood,
But their videos are garbage productions. Throw on a male voice actor who speaks in a "guns of war" state of urgency, with a similarly dramatic soundtrack, and do a collage of video clips that everyone who will see the video, has seen a thousand times. Add some patriotic imagery, flags, and the military. There's not an ounce of originality or style in the work and certainly nothing elevating or inspiring, their object is to produce a kind of angercumpilation.

Their skill set was always in the gutter. Nothing has changed.

There's this liberal subset who cheer and idiolize anyone who will say nasty things about Trump, as if they don't realize how very, very, easy it is to that.

Robt said...

I can answer the question posted over if the NAZIS are real or another Democratic hoax like at Younkin's rally.

I can respond to that now. But where is he who poised the question?

He is gone. It wasn't a question. It was a statement and then he ran away.
No different than the republican pipe bomber who was so proud of his pipe bombing patriotism.
Put them in the mail box and get the hell out of there.

The same superior race awesome dudes who needs a semi automatic to hunt deer that is incapable of shooting back.

Unknown said...

@joejimtree "For 67 million...Nothing has changed."

Yep, they produce them at and for the stylistic taste and intellectual capacity of the intended recipient: Trump. The TLP are not Dems, they're vandal Repubs punking Trump and getting rich in the process. If they wanna spend their time and energy making "you kneel behind him, I'll distract and push him" ha ha, oooooh, that's gonna leave a mark videos, then that's their biz. I don't know that's its good for the overall discourse or discussion but I'll admit a cheap shot - like old school physical comedy - well, the laughter feels good. Just pay for it yourself, fkers. You can afford it. Stop hoovering up money that might otherwise go to real Dem candidates doing real work to defeat Trump's braindead horde. That's their real grift, suckering money away from truly deserving people & orgs. Cut off their cash and/or actually neutralize Trump? Then the TLP will remind us of who they REALLY are, and have been all along.