OPEN ON a JURY ROOM with 12 Republicans discussing the trial.
JUROR 1: If only he hadn't crossed state lines.
JUROR 2: In body armor, packing an AR-15.
JUROR 3: What the fuck, I wear body armor and carry an AR-15 when I go to Bed, Bath and Beyond to yell at the masked sheeple. There is NOTHING wrong with that.
Nods all around.
JUROR 4: But still...he just looks so fucking guilty.
JUROR 1: And those fake tears?
JUROR 6: I know.
All hope seems lost. And then, one brave man stands up.
JUROR 7: You know who's really guilty here?
Expectant pause.
JUROR 7: The Woke Mob is guilty here!
Nods all around again.
JUROR 8: And that so-called eye witness? Are you kidding me? The guy had just been shot! He didn't know what was going on.
JUROR 1: That's true!
Excited nods all around.
The JUDGE sticks his head into the jury room.
JUDGE: Have you guys found him not guilty yet? Hannity is holding a slot open for me.
JUROR 7: Give us another five minutes to make it look good.
JUDGE nods and exits.
END.
Credits roll which "God Bless The U.S.A." by Lee Greenwood plays.
A Dinesh D'Souza production.
6 comments:
NAILED IT.
Meanwhile in Chicago, police days off are being cancelled in anticipation of the verdict.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
You really do not need to sugar coat what we are all watching in that trial.
The justice system was already split into different justice for specific groups of people.
I mean the people that stuffed the SCOTUS with 3 justices
are the same people that stacked the rest of the courts with loyalist republicans who will rule as a judge accordingly as promised for the life time appointment.
To think it would make the justice system less particularly favorable to certain groups of partisan loyalty.
Just wait to you go to traffic court to argue a ticket you don't deserve and Judge Jim Jordan finds out you voted for HRC and he now has you in his courtroom. Under his rule.
The Rittenhouse Diaries...
His gross pig of a mother will be on Hannity tonight...
Going on Hannity is an omission of guilt as far as I can remember.
You only go on to feed the hate and troll for that Trump above the law privilege's.
You know, Shooting VP Pence on 5th Ave. in broad daylight "
I just wonder if Texas wrote a clause in the Abortion vigilante law that if someone obstructs the vigilante, they can shoot him for threatening his bounty.
Let's get real.
Jury returns one count of guilty.
Judge Junkbrain sentences Baby Butthead to 4 years probation.
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It is quite noticeable the crazy-talk judge tilts and flops his head as if shifting bb's inside it while he speaks -- awfully like psychopath Gosar.
It appears they have the same brain damage.
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