Tuesday, October 05, 2021

Sensible Centrists To The Rescue! Again!


Behold what I believe to be, based on my unscientific calculations, the 43rd consecutive boutique Third Party/No Labels/Third Way/Serve America/Country First/ We The Purple/Unite America  thingie since 2010 to announce that it's building a Common Sense coalition!  

To take on the Extremes!

On Both Sides!


And by gum, these jaspers even have donors!  Well, they say they do...

And they have "leadership" made up of a mishmash of all the usual, outcast, Bulwark/MSNBC Green Room Republicans (Michael Steele, Denver Riggleman, Charlie Dent, Anthony Scaramucci, etc.) trying to get back in the game without getting any Democratic Party stank on them.  

And it has an actual website here on the internet with graphics that are reassuringly indistinguishable from every other Third Way website, and full of comfortingly hollow clich├ęs copy/pasted out of every other Third Way grift like...

We are majority makers, the millions of men and women who for too long have been asked to swallow our principles while the increasingly radical bases in our parties elect dishonest, divisive and corrupt politicians. 

And...
This coalition is dedicated to creating a new political path forward, one that works for all Americans, and can win over the ‘moderate middle’ being abandoned by our political parties.

And...

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

And...

YOLO! 

So if you hate the Extremes on Both Sides a lot, I'm sure the People's Front of Judea --

-- the Renew America Movement would be more than happy to welcome your money and contact information to their movement.  

But you'd better be quick, because if my calculations are correct, they're due to be shoved aside in favor of the next Common Sense/Third Way scam in 3...2...1...

 


Burn
The
Lifeboats


4 comments:

The Sophist said...

"We are RAMers; open up wide, America!"

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SteveSteve said...

Some people have too much money.

Anonymous said...

And they're not afraid to fleece the gullible for more.

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