So after five months and +20 unanswered appeals, the Twitter Ministry of Truth has handed down its final ruling on my case. I am, indeed, banned from Twitter completely and forever, and will be permitted no further appeals.
Did I incite a bloody insurrection against the United States government?
Did I threaten anyone or wish them physical harm in any way?
Of course not.
I am told by the Twitter Ministry of Truth that I have been evicted from Twitter and told never to return for responding to this, which was directed at me...
It seems painfully obvious that Twitter has seen fit banned me for life for some other reason, which almost certainly involves repeatedly making any number of Blue Check Conservatives look stupid in public. Because while my remarks to "ah_notty" might have been little spicy, they are nothing compared to what you can see flying back and forth on Twitter all day, every day, with no scoldings or groundings or exiles from @Jack. Stuff like this --
Did you work hard to be this much of a moron, or are you the product of a combination of enthusiastic inbreeding and a mother who spent her pregnancy huffing paint thinner while servicing her other clients in a truckstop bathroom? https://t.co/sVUubocn9m— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 8, 2020
-- which wasn't even worth a 12-hour-bit-in-Twitter-minimum-security-jail.
And after 11 years on Twitter, accumulating over 10K followers and finding myself being regularly retweeted by some social media powerhouses as well as you wonderful folks, somebody or somebodies clearly got tired of me running my mouth and making them look stupid in public, so they solved the problem by eliminated me from Twitter.
I am cancel culture.
Ah well, too late for regrets now. I'll still be on Blogger, writing every day until they kick me off of here too, and there are several kind souls (and at least one disreputable Twitter outcast now traveling under an assumed name) who regularly posts my writing to Twitter, so many thanks for that and for all the follows and follies over the years.