Tim: I'm Tim. I was a Republican strategist my whole career. But then this racist a**hole crashed my party...
For the record, Tim, Trump didn't crash your party.
Trump is a manifestation of your party's true aspirations and derangements. He is its true face. Which is why he was able to easily swat aside every other Republican candidate in 2016, win your party's nomination with more support than any other candidate ever, get elected by your party, spend four years laying waste to everything he could lay his hands on and shitting on everything else while getting a lot of Americans killed in the process, get re-nominated by your party by acclamation, and collect 11M more votes from your party's base in 2020 than he got in 2016.
But please continue, Tim.
Tim: ...and most of my old friends went along with them all the way off the deep end. So now I'm pissed, politically homeless and unshackled from all the partisan BS. This is "Not My Party" brought to you by The Bulwark.
To show just how unshackled he is from "all the partisan BS", Tim leans boldly into the frame showing these two apparently equally poisonously partisan teevee persons...
...as exemplars of "all the partisan BS".
In case you were wondering, the two equally poisonously partisan teevee persons pictured here are Tucker Carlson of Fox News and Rachael Maddow of MSNBC.
Now if you are not hip to the Snapchats and the Instagrams but are interested in hearing Tim opine about his unshacklement from "all the partisan BS", don't worry Boomer. Tim's wise words can also be found on the MSNBC teevee network.
You know, the network at which this lady is the #1 anchor --
-- and where Never Trumper Tim now makes an appearance many times a day, pretty much every fucking day of the week.
Which can only mean one thing. I obviously have no idea what the word "unshackled" really means.
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You are the best man.
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Tim, leave politics to the grownups. Come back when you're as old (and mature) as AOC.
At fisrt when Tim spoke of some asshole vrashhed his party. It took a whloe lot of process of elimination of who it was and I concluded it was Nixon. As he went on. I recalculated and decided it was Reagan. But Tim gave even more information which I had to eliminate McConnell, Gingrich, Rush, Koch Brothers, Hannity and pretty much all of the republicans in congress. Which left GW Bush and Dicker Cheney.
It was only when you gave his "asshole" away did I consider Trump as the culprit of Tim's entire life being flushed after the fascist 4 year episode of the entire GOP licking the Pollops off of Trump's Colon. Including Tim's own tongue.
How Tim and those like him looked at us and smacked his lips in corruption and extremisms. Because he thought he saw a future where he could flourish.
So initially I was incorrect about who Tim's :asshole". was.
Tim should know, I wasn't a Trumper and Trump was everyone's "asshole" that wasn't but so to was every Tim I had to hear from.
My advice to Tim, purchase a Mar A Lago Membership.
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