Wednesday, February 24, 2021

One of These Things is Not Like The Others

One of these things just doesn't belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?

  • Condoleezza Rice
  • John McCain
  • Ronald Reagan
  • Bob Dole
  • Mittens von Romney
  • George W. Bush (currently in Republican Reputation Rehab, so voice only, because who wants to be reminded of that guy?)
  • and Martin Luther King, Jr.
So no Nixon and no Goldwater and no Lee Atwater and no George H.W. Bush and fuck that socialist Eisenhower.  Instead we get three repeatedly failed presidential candidates, one catastrophically failed president, one of that catastrophically failed president's henchpersons, four seconds of St, Ronald Reagan and, presumably in honor of Black History Month, Martin Luther King, Jr. who I'm sure would be amazed to learn that he has been pressed into service to bat leadoff for this second annual True Conservative snipe hunt for a set of principles around which they can wrap marketing material.  



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4 comments:

tony in san diego said...

Mitt, I don't think your family and your children deserve better than what they already have.

Robt said...

Is this one of those "Q" secret messages disguised in enigma that only QANON members with decoder rings can Un-clue ?

I think Charlie Sykes is telling us,
Loving to hate is what unites us. It is not what you hate, it is the love of hating anything, everything. That unites.

GrafZeppelin127 said...

Some fans of the RNP still insist that MLK was a Republican. He wasn't. His father (MLK, Sr.) was.

Robt said...

That was before the party of Lincoln liberals took in all the Dickie Crats and southern Jim Crow racists.
There ae still many who fall prey to the GOP mantra of them being the party of Lincoln. The party of Hoover and the party of Andrew Jackson. is moe like it.