Long ago, when I was a guest on someone else's Liberal turf a couple of years ago, I was gently lectured about the importance of not criticizing any of our new Republican "allies" or questioning any of their past actions as long as now they are willing to call Trump a poopy poop head because "all hands on deck" and "the enemy of my Gemini is my nominee" and whatnot.
As I recall, I asked whether or not Ann Coulter was our ally (and should therefor get a pass on all of her past horrendous behavior) because she had called Trump a poopy poop head? But then she stopped calling him a poopy poop head and started calling him an awesome superman, so what's up with that?
I don't recall ever getting an satisfactory answer.
See, since Liberal High Command has never actually forwarded copies of the new Redemption Rule down to us grunts in the trenches, we have been forced to try to deduce the nuances around how those the rules are applied from the various scoldings we get from the chain of command. And while I think I know what the new Rules are, I am completely confused about who qualifies and why and when.
So was there a period during which Ann Coulter was our ally and entitled to have all the horrendous shit she had said and done since the 1990s whitewashed away? And when the inevitable heel-turn came, was her past supposed to be un-whitewash? And, if so, how exactly was that supposed work?
The reason I ask is, well, what are we to make of Ann Coulter -- author of "In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!" -- speaking bravely out to her [checks notes] two million social media followers that Trump is, in fact, a poopy poop head? (h/t Alter Reader Kevin for bringing this important development to my attention!):
Why, in the last 12 days of his presidency, did Donald Trump suddenly become the authoritarian of liberal fantasies? He sure wasn’t an authoritarian for the past four years — he was a spineless wonder.
Is she an ally again? Do we have to get the whitewash buckets out of the barn again and re-whitewash that which we just got finished un-whitwashing? Because I've gotta tell you, this de-allying and re-allying is getting exhausting:
Because those are the rules now. Saying discouraging words about Donald Trump is the shibboleth -- the magic code that grants anyone ouchless absolution and premium lifeboat seating no matter who you are of what you have said or done before this very moment.
Not my rules, mind you. In fact I objected to them very strongly, because as much as I believe in absolution, I also know that absolution that is not preceded by sincere confession, repentance and atonement is bullshit.
But I was overruled by Liberal High Command, so those are the rules now.
Ergo Ann Coulter, Resistance Hero.
Behold, a Tip Jar!
5 comments:
Never mind all this has jake Angela gotten his organic meal yet?
Worth a look
https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/anne-applebaum-twilight-democracy/
The most important question now is,
Is your republican representative under duress of threat to himself and his family by his party's voters? But what about his party's big ass wealthy Hoover donors? Both?
Is this why they cannot represent like they should? So they call their duress representation "conservative Ideology" to be able to show they aren't pussies without hats?
This is the new republican excuse? Let see how long their base and donor class goes before duking it out. There can be only one...!
McConnell and GOP were so frightened of their base or big donors. they excused high crimes of the president? The fear drove them to block all judges under Obama and then fudge pack any name to the courts the Federalist Society could present for nomination?
I suspect the greed of wealth to allow shipping jews to the camps. NAZIS pay well.
Have you called your GOP representative today and asked how you can sacrifice for him? If there is anything to support his safety from his GOP base?
Grab 'em by the penny.
Her. Him. Who the scam fits let them wear it.
Phrase for all occasions ... gender, ethnicity, denomination, age or proclivity.
Grab em by the PENNY.
Reminding ever so long of pussy prez pervert. Grab him by the penny.
Hmmm..what *Liberal turf* are you speaking of? Which area of *liberalism* embraces this Alt-Right-Wing-Skank-Troll as as "part" of it's greater messaging apparatus?
DO you mean Libertarian (big DIFF here drifty-glass). Cause if that's the Turf you play for...why aren't you livin the High life with the missus in good ole Grafton, NH? Instead of that rural waste-land outskirts of ILL-O-NOISE around Springfield?
I hear Grafton is a MARVELOUS place for Libertarians...and they JUST love them Black Bears. Particularly fond of DONUTS. Bring a couple bushels of them with you just to be safe.
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