Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Can You Spot The Error In This Hugh Hewitt Quote?

From Media Matters:

NBC News contributor Hugh Hewitt asks the White House to appoint a special counsel to investigate “both Bidens”

Hewitt’s special counsel would continue to investigate Joe Biden after the election, regardless of who wins

...And while the emails did not appear to actually show any malfeasance on Joe Biden’s part, Hewitt said he would like to see President Donald Trump order Attorney General Bill Barr to appoint a special counsel to determine “whether or not any laws were broken.”

Hewitt, who had vigorously opposed the various investigations of Trump and had painted a number of elaborate conspiracy theories in his support, proclaimed: “This is one of the few times in my life, I believe the special counsel is necessary for this reason. If the president wins, people will believe any prosecution brought as a result of these emails will be a revenge prosecution. If he loses, they will believe that anything that doesn’t happen will be because of a coverup.”...

You figured it out didn't you?  Obviously Cyborgs Sent From the Future to Destroy America are not "alive" in any conventional sense, therefor this cannot be one of "the few times in [Hugh Hewitt's] life" yadda yadda yadda.

You're so clever.  



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2 comments:

Lit3Bolt said...

Every time Hugh comes on the teevee, his theme music starts:

Dunna dunna da dunt! Dunna dunna da dunt!
Dunna dunna da dunt! Dunna dunna da dunt!

Robt said...

Hewitt is TV interviewing for the FBI directors Job.

Trump is grumbling to fire another one of his best people he hires.

Hewitt so dearly wants to be someone important and to be that he is sure you have to have power over others that you can make them suffer somehow with that power.

Especially when he hates so many and spends his entire adult life hating on people.

Don't laugh, many in the White House Adm came from FOX or went on FOX to interview to Trump.

You recall Whitiker who was a con man marketing patents for tall people toilets.

He went on FOX and told Trump he could fire God and a Supreme Court Justice if he wanted.
Presto, Trump hired him and put him in charge of the DOJ.