Meanwhile, Kristol's idiot son-in-law. Matthew Continetti finds himself in even worse shape, broke and living in his father-in-law's basement, where he and his increasingly estranged wife bed down each night among moldering copies of The War Over Iraq: Beyond Baghdad and The Project for a New American Century while a giant portrait of the founder of the Kristol Nepotism Dynasty, Irving Kristol, glowers down at him.
The old man's will decreed that there be at least one such portrait in every
room so he could keep a stern eye on his legacy even from beyond this vale of
tears, and everywhere Continetti goes, Kristol the Elder's eyes seem to follow
him accusingly. He can almost hear him whispering
"Failure! Failure!" even into his fitful dreams.
Because "failure" is the right and proper word.
Before Trump and COVID, Continetti's throwaway Conservative rag,
The Washington Free Beacon, and his presence in the mainstream media
were held aloft by his proximity to his father-in-law's media clout. But
once Bill Kristol was tossed out of his own magazine and forced to crash on
Charlie Sykes' couch and dance for Liberal dimes, the value of that clout was
drastically reduced.
Suddenly fewer and fewer people felt obliged to listen to a
professional-Palin-apologist wax tragic over the cruel treatment Conservatives
suffer at the hands of those devil Liberals (who were now keeping daddy-in-law
off the dole) or, really, what the founder of The Washington Free Beacon thought about much of anything at all. Then, just as quickly, network
executives discovered that casting someone other than the 39-year-old
son-in-law of Bill Kristol in the role of
"punchably-smarmy, young, pasty, privileged Conservative" was, in the
words of the prophet,
"Super easy; barely an inconvenience", and just like that Continetti found himself being market-corrected right
out of his comfortable seat on cable news by the also-39-year-old Noah
Rothman.
It seems like just yesterday that Continetti was an stripling, cosseted cipher
on a rocket ride to the very top of the food-chain in the carefully curated
and temperature-controlled terrarium of Elite Conservatism. All of that
now lay in ruins. The Republican Party is now nothing but The Fourth
Reich for Dummies. Every wingnut with a keyboard is in a mad dogfight
over what the word "Conservative" even mean anymore. And Continetti's
own father-in-law is upstairs every night selling off his birthright as
the Kwisatz Haderach of American Right for a penny a word and a pat on
the head from the dirty commie Left.
Well screw the family and screw their legacy and
screw living in the basement, filed away with everything else his
father-in-law wants to forget. Bill Kristol is old and all of his
whining cronies are old and their ideas are old and stink of failure.
Everyone with eyes to see knows that the future of the Right is fascist.
That the +90% of the GOP who adore Trump and revel in his overt racism and
authoritarianism are never going back to Bill Kristol's milquetoast party of
Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio. And that's a lot of wide-open real
estate for a young man on the make to build on, provided he is willing to
torch any shred of dignity he may have once had and use his fading mainstream
media credentials to get himself in with the mob of bigots and imbeciles who
now own the Right.
Which is why Matthew Continetti now has his own byline over at one of your
Crazy Uncle Liberty's favorite fringe blogs. The Patriot Post. One
of those hate-sites that caters to people who believe Fox News and
Breitbart have gone all soft and leftie. And there you will find
Bill Kristol's idiot son-in-law pounding out a new column every week,
excoriating the "Soviet Left" and praising the Dear Leader for "changing the
world" (no link because fuck 'em):
How Trump Changed the WorldOn Sept. 16 the editorial board of the New York Times did the impossible. It said something nice about President Trump. “The normalization of relations between Israel and two Arab states, the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, is, on the face of it, a good and beneficial development,” the editors wrote. They even went so far as to say that the “Trump administration deserves credit for brokering it.” I had to read that sentence twice to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. Perhaps the world really is ending...
It is in the realm of foreign policy that Trump’s deviations from political norms have had the most positive and irreversible consequences...
By establishing inescapable facts on the ground over the ceaseless objections of critics, President Trump overrides the often meaningless verbiage that constitutes international diplomacy and ends up changing the very terms of the foreign policy conversation...
...Whatever a President Biden might do about China—and he seems far more interested in repairing our alliances in “Old Europe” than in tackling this paramount challenge of the 21st century—he would operate within the constraints Trump established and on the intellectual terrain Trump landscaped.
There is no greater measure of presidential significance than a chief executive’s ability to transform not just his own but also the opposing party. When it comes to the Middle East and China, the Democrats are closer to Donald Trump today than they were at the outset of his term. That they find themselves in accordance with someone whom they despise is evidence of Trump’s ability to realign politics at home and abroad. This is no small feat.
Some might say it’s worthy of a prize.
Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Kristol household this Thanksgiving after
the second scotch.
No Half Measures
6 comments:
"---he would operate within the constraints Trump established and on the intellectual terrain Trump carpet-bombed." There,that's better~~~
Your account of Kristol and son in law is indicative of right wing elite nepotism. Passing down the privileges of wealth and those wanting to be wealthy and pretend they are to ingratiate themselves with the real thing.
Right wing parasites feeding off everything that gets tangled in the webs they spin.
kristol, as all right wingers have all the answers for everyone else to obey.
"Get off your lazy ass and pull yourself up by your damn boot straps" comes to mind.
Somehow the wealthy children have more boot Straps than others. A college degree they did not earn, (cash register -ca-ching). Family influence to acquire exclusive employment (Cash register Ca-ching). When caught breaking the law, "Do you know who I am", Lawyers and elite justice system, (cash register Ca-Ching).
Never once have they offered the Trickle down advice (using your "pulling yourself up by your Cash register Ca-Ching). Instead they direct us to boot straps.
The truth is, If Trump asked Kristol to come work for him in the White House. Speech writer, spokesperson or even Security Council. The pay check with health care benefits along with improving his resume. Bloody Bill would be on the job the next morning.
He could then later resign and write a book, do TV circuit telling all how bad and dangerous Trump is after he did Trump's dangerous bidding.
Which is what all these tell all I have morals resigned Trumpers enact.
"Trump doesn't give a damn about Americans over COVID" says Olivia Troy who resigned as VP Pence's top stafferShe was there to cover up the Ukraine extortion and other traitorous deeds. All of a sudden her conscience of her religious moral values was too much for her to endure. After performing the many horrible deeds to Americans for the Lying King.. She will not speak disparaging of her beloved Pence who has nothing to do with all the disparaging items she speaks of Trump. Like they are separate somehow.
Will Bolton, Kelly, Sessions, Huckabee, Coats and all the others discarded by Trump. End up in Kristols basement...?
Is Manny Peeples in charge of the Nobel Prize this year?
"Everyone with eyes to see knows that the future of the Right is fascist."
"The Republican Party is now nothing but The Fourth Reich for Dummies."
I like those two stacked like that. Bravo, DG. Were it only laughable or untrue.
The Patriot Post...*puke. Some time in the future when hundreds of thousands of poli-sci deep dives, movies, documentaries and mutant pop products about this era fill out a corner of the Amazon marketplace, there's going to be studies dedicated to pathological projection and its hold on conservatives. Whenever I see a tatted up magat behatted rageaholic camo wearing flag adorned ignoramus I'm not thinking patriot. More like 'compensation'.
My husband and I discovered Ryan's "Pitch Meetings" a few weeks ago and they have been our go-to binge videos! Got a kick out of seeing the link here. Kismet!
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