Multiple boats sink at Trump boat parade on Texas' Lake Travis https://t.co/h6gYCtmnbB— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 7, 2020
Saying something snarky about how Republicans would fuck up a two-car funeral would fail to capture the sheer, cosmic perfection of this metaphor for the entire GOP.
No Half Measures
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As great-great granddad, US Army artilleryman in the Army of the Potomac, would have said: "Well, boyos, if they want to make our jobs easier by wavin' tat silly flag around, we shouldn'a let it go to waste. Three degrees left, would'ya. 'X' marks the spot."
Good afternoon, Mr. Glass.
1. Wait. So this was the aquatic version of a super-spreader event (too many people in one spot = disaster)?
2. Instead of "Burn the lifeboats," you might want to go with "Sink the lifeboats. We're not picky as to how."
Be seeing you.
I've watched several videos of this fiasco, and no one appears to be wearing life jackets. Apparently only libtard wimps wear personal protection-for boating or for breathing.
I brings to question.
We need one of those hot shot white house reporters to put it all on the line for the scoop of the moment. We all know Trump "doesn't like those soldiers who get captured. They are not heroic for surviving. The only alternative for not taking prisoners, must be killing them even if unable to fight back.
The burning question to Trump;
What about those brave patriotic boat parade captains who do not, "Go Down With their ship"?
When they accept the socialism of rescue. Are they heroes?
The klannish armada. (h/t: Deadstick at Comrade Misfit's place)
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Beat me to it!
Burn the lifeboats? Nope. Not there...yet.
Sink the Trumpboats? Ha ha ha ha!! Yes!!
This story has been comedy GOLD, I tells ya.
Hilarious. Relevant. True.
Donated.
The Battle of Lake Trav-falgar
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