Thursday, April 02, 2020

Trump's Former House Elf Just Can't Give Up His Former Master



(Jefferson Beauregard Sessions: Before and After)

Wow.  Jefferson Beauregard Sessions really is a bossy bottom.

How bossy?

The object of his creepy, abject affection is suing him to stop him from humping his leg.
President’s Campaign Calls Sessions ‘Delusional’ for Tying Himself to Trump

In an unusual letter, President Trump’s campaign said that Jeff Sessions, who is running to reclaim his Senate seat in Alabama, was misleading the public.

President Trump’s campaign is demanding that Jeff Sessions, the former Attorney General, stop attaching himself to the president in his effort to win back his old Senate seat in Alabama, after Mr. Sessions distributed a campaign mailer that mentioned the president 22 times...
I know it's wrong of me to love every bit of this story.  I know that.  And yet...


Behold, a Tip Jar!

3 comments:

rapier said...

The greatest oddity in this is that Sessions has based his entire political life on being some kind of living symbol of Southern culture. A living symbol of the Southern gentleman.
One particular aspect of that culture was one had to defend ones honor, physically if needs be, in response to rhetorical attacks. Of course nobody does that anymore outside of bars probably but Sessions abject surrender in the face of Trump's verbal attacks are the negation of the role of the ideal of the Southern gentleman of honor.

I get that honor and politicians are for the most mutually exclusive but this example is so stark that it is shocking

Anonymous said...

He's about the farthest thing from a gentleman that I've ever seen so that probably explains it. He never really was a gentleman in the first place.

Robt said...

Sessions is a perfect example of many just like him of the onset of the Civil War.

Sessions, like his southern predecessors who used their false pride and misinterpretations of the Bible they perverted to justify their superiority over other men. Instead of educating themselves and there own deeds to diplay greatness. They ignored General Sherman's pleas and clear explanations of what is to be if tey continue their path to destruction and turmoil if they secede and war monger.
The fiery path through Atlanta's to the see began to finally get their attention. Somehow out of those ashes survived Sessions's ancestry. Which Jeffery finds it very difficult to be proud of losing so badly.

Those of the "south gonna rise again" believe repeating history makes them a winner.

It is very difficult because of states like Ala. where Sessions and his ilk continue to thrive. For I cannot vote against him but once he is a senator from Ala. he certainly can vote against me.