Thursday, April 23, 2020

Doctor President Cornered Rat Recommends Lysol For That "Not-So-Plague-Free" Feeling


Who needs more testing when you can swallow a Maglite or inject Lysol into your dick?


No Half Measures


9 comments:

rapier said...

Dr. Bix or someone should shine a light in his left ear and see if it come out his right one.

Robt said...

It doesn't surprise me.

This is the same dude who says he is smarter thant he generals. Then suggests hitting a hurricane with a Nuclear weapon.

Only two things surprise me here.

Trump hasn't suggested firing Nuclear weapons at the Virus and all those people around him that take his suggestion seriously as if it has potential as an idea?

Here is an idea for them,
See that cheese in the rat Trap trigger mechanism? Poke your head in there and pull out the cheese.

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

How could anyone possibly think this man suggested nuking a hurricane? What do you think he is, insane?

Be seeing you.

jimbo26 said...

It`s better on *mute* , I CANNOT stand listening to Orange Face , and her expression says it all .

Mr XD said...

I.just.can't.even








































I.just.can't.even~~~


ChiefD said...

That's the face you see when someone doesn't remember signing that contract for their soul, yet here is the devil come to collect.

dinthebeast said...

Comrade Misfit posits that even now dermatologists are perusing the online catalogs of Mercedes and Maserati.

I've known IV drug users who disinfected their rigs with bleach to avoid HIV when they couldn't get a new one, but even they were bright enough to know better than to geeze the disinfectant.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

XtopherSD said...

That Lysol ad is an awesome find! Well done!

mike said...

Birx is enabler #1 par excellence. Here's what she said about Donny during an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network.

“He’s been so attentive to the scientific literature and the details and the data,” Birx said. “I think his ability to analyze and integrate data that comes out of his long history in business has really been a real benefit during these discussions about medical issues.” :