Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Republicans Reach Steps Three and Four



As you already know, for the convenience of you the reader, I recently posted a handy, pocket-sized version of the playbook which Republicans will be running during and after the COVID19 pandemic.

It was actually breeze to write because it is literally nothing more than exactly the same fucking Deflect/Deny playbook Republicans have been running over and over again for decades, and against which your 'umble scrivener has been inveighing in vain over and over again for decades.

Here is Step Three of the Republican party's all-occasion Deflect/Deny playbook:
3) Finally accept the problem.  After which they will insist that the situation is now so bad that there is no time to time to worry about about how thing got so bad or who was right and who was wrong. However... 
And here is President Cornered Rat's Fake Press Secretary yesterday:
“I don’t think it’s appropriate right now for the press to be going backwards,” echoed White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham. “There’s no reason to go backwards and figure out tick-tocks of what happened when. We’ve got a crisis on our hands, we’ve got a coronavirus in this country...
Here is Step Four of the Republican party's all-occasion Deflect/Deny playbook:
4)  This will not stop them for hunting for a scapegoat -- an Emmanuel Goldstein at whose feet all guilt will be laid.  And yes, you can be damn sure that however bad things get, the crazy Libtards will be blamed for either causing the problem or making it worse.
And here is President Cornered Rat himself yesterday:
“I watch and listen to the Fake News, CNN, MSDNC, ABC, NBC, CBS, some of FOX (desperately & foolishly pleading to be politically correct), the @nytimes, & the @washingtonpost, and all I see is hatred of me at any cost,” he tweeted over the weekend. “Don’t they understand that they are destroying themselves?”



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5 comments:

Kevin Holsinger said...

“I don’t think it’s appropriate right now for the press to be going backwards,”

Good. I don't have to email you about this, since it's SO up your alley it almost seems deliberate.

Dark Phoenix (Nixa) said...

And, as if this run through Republican memory lane wasn't complete enough, we learn that Donald is taking advice on handling the pandemic (and the economic effects) from... Art "Supply-Side" Laffer, and of course, Newt fucking Gingrich.

Robt said...

Not sure if it makes me religious. But I am painting sacrificed goats blood around every door and window of my humble abode.

This way the republican plague will Passover my humble abode. Please, don't tell any republicans about this protection.

They are still under the impression that toilet paper is the cure. And there is no need to cause them to run out and horde goats and goats blood.

wibble said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAOMEqMXiXI

Metallica - Creeping Death

Thehaymarketbomber said...

I believe that's "Newt Fucking Gingrich." Its disrespectful to fail to capitalize his middle name.