Monday, February 03, 2020

Were I a Member of My Local Chamber of Commerce...

...I would be hugely pissed that every time President Stupid tells another hundred lies, commits another impeachable offense and laughs about it, sells us out to another foreign rival, bleats out another mouthfuls of racist bile, cages another baby --

-- tries to take health care away from millions of Americans, uses the White House to loot untold millions of our tax dollars for himself and his mooching, halfwit kids, racks up a trillion dollars of debt with nothing to show for it and humiliates himself on another international stage...

...we hear the some variation of  "You Liberals just don't get it! Trump's a businessman, not a politician, so get over it snowflake!" excuse from his supporters.

Really?  You're really gonna go with, "You Liberals just don't get it!  American businessmen are liars and traitors and frauds and racists and sadists and sociopaths and grifters and bankruptcy welfare queens and imbeciles who can't find Kansas City on a map, so get over it snowflake!"?

Well good luck with that.

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Robt said...

As a Iowa neighbor, Rivers no longer protect us from Iowans who come here and take our jobs.

They are in the midst of GOP master control of misdirection and failure excuses. It is still, Obama's fault for the 2007 economic collapse and the bail outs of the Banks with "HIS" socialism.
To place much trust in Iowa common sense right now is like seeing Florida as a place of sanity.
Here we go with the news coverage of the Democratic Iowa caucus. We now go out and ask Trump voting farmers what they think about Trump and Democrats this round.

Mercy, mercy. If there was a God, he would offer me mercy.

Abu Scooter said...

Your last sentence reminds me of an old joke I heard in the early 00s:

Q: What's the difference between a smart bomb and a Republican?
A: The smart bomb can find Iraq on a map.


tony in san diego said...

Yes. Yes they are. You can't get people to give you millions of dollars without lying to them. Because if you could, I would!

Kelly in Texas said...

Here's you some GOOD news.
I guess all his cigar smoking has caught up with him.

Limbaugh discloses he has lung cancer

Radio heavyweight Rush Limbaugh has been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer, he told his listeners Monday morning, shortly after telling his staff the same news.
The conservative host, who has been broadcasting “The Rush Limbaugh Show” since 1988, said he first noticed something wrong around his birthday in mid-January. By Jan. 20 he had an answer, confirmed by two medical institutions, he said.
The 69-year-old said he currently has no symptoms other than shortness of breath, but will be taking the next couple of days off to deal with his health. He hoped to be back on the air Thursday, but acknowledged that might not happen.
“I thought about not telling anybody. I thought about trying to do this without anybody knowing, because I don’t like making things about me,” said Limbaugh, a Broadcasting Hall of Fame member since 1998. “But there are days that I’m not going to be able to be here because I’m undergoing treatment or I’m reacting to treatment.” The worst thing that could happen, Limbaugh said, is if he tried to cover it up and then his absences made people suspicious. [Or just glad.]


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