Monday, January 27, 2020

America's Most Infamous Public Masterbator Warns Of The Dangers of Public Masturbation



Right now, on live teevee, speaking from the well of the United States Senate in this American timeline, Ken Starr is lecturing all of us Children of Liberty on the terrible dangers of promiscuous impeachment.

Warning us sternly (because Memory and Irony have apparently gone through with their murder/suicide pact) that in recent years impeachment has been invoked far too often.

That we have now entered the "Age of Impeachment."

Ken Starr is speaking these things from the well of the United States Senate proves two things.

First, God's away on business.


Second, today was an excellent day for me to be marched off to Twitter jail.


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4 comments:

Chief D said...

I had to turn off that pious, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious, self-serving piece of shit. I couldn't take it.
And holy shit, that's Kavanaugh sitting behind Starr in your picture, isn't it?

LarrytheRed said...

Is Twitter jail anything like Birmingham's, at least metaphorically?

Lawrence said...

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

joejimtree said...

It is, I think, and once again, he looks like he's about to cry.