Monday, January 27, 2020

So I'm In Twitter Jail Again


This time for throwing Benjamin Franklin in Brit Hume's face.


After he said this:

This makes me a three-time Twitmo loser, having first been incarcerated for referring to Bill Maher as a "whore" (which my research shows had never before been used to cast anyone into Twitter jail, including Bill Maher) and my second offense was typing this very famous quote from a very famous movie in reference to Lindsey Graham.


See you on the other side.



Driftglass Legal Defense Fund





7 comments:

Chief D said...

As people who ended up on Nixon's enemies list said, wear it as a badge of honor.

threemma said...

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Unknown said...

Did they require a direct attribution to Ben Franklin? Those Twitter guys are sticklers.

R White said...

Quit that online sewer of snark already. As long as you speak truth to power, jack dorsey will never give you the blue checkmark. Besides, you're not the type to punchdown like so many from the center and right seem to do with glee. You have plenty of bandwidth elsewhere to keep up the good fight.

steeve said...

"You can appeal the violation" - chance of a non-robot ever laying eyes on that appeal: 0%.

Lawrence said...

To my esteemed Republican Senate colleagues: You are quite correct that we hate this President. There is really no denying it. We hate him perhaps even more than we hate all of you. But that is an increasingly subtle distinction. And really, who has the time? But what brings us here to these proceedings is that in addition to being a lurid, neon incarnation of all we find despicable, he is also a criminal. And a thoroughly inept criminal who broadcasts his guilt in everything from his association with even stupider (if that can be) mobster ghouls, to his confessing to his various crimes on television, for the whole world to see. And not just once.

Alice Asgaard said...

I see the problem here. You are too accurate and on point and erudite. You will never become a Republican that way, so you must be punished, over and over, until YOU SEE FIVE LIGHTS.