30 Million Wingnuts Cry Out, "Landru,Guide Us!"

As I write this a rare thing is happening.  A side-effect of Ukraine-gate or UkraineumOne or whatever it will be called by the end of the week.

Right now, tens of millions of Crazy Uncle Liberties -- who have been trained by decades of Fox News/Hate Radio propaganda to all goosestep and pivot together in synchronized fashion -- have no fucking clue which competing Trump/Ukraine party line they're supposed to swear by or who they're supposed to be yelling at.

and this is why Fox News is in trouble trying to spin Ukraine collusion—Trump and Rudy

change their stories every hour and nobody knows what the hell us going on; https://t.co/BTRqOIWitx

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) September 25, 2019

In oldtech this was called "thrashing":  when the mainframe received too many simultaneous commands too quickly from too many users.   From me, eight years ago, "...[Thrashing is] a state in which (according to my own, very loose and civilian-friendly definition) a CPU becomes overloaded with so many simultaneous and conflicting demands for system resources that the computer loses its ability to process information, priorities and instructions altogether and basically gives up and starts flailing around randomly."

Without an Official Party Line authorized by their Dear Leader and endorsed by their Ministry of Truth,  the base are completely lost.

So enjoy it while it lasts.  

Because it never lasts long.

Behold, a Tip Jar!