Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Her Serene Highness,The Most Indignant Princess Mona Charen, Is Deeply Disappointed with the Liberal Servants Who Were Supposed to Attend to Her Every Wish and Whim


Spare a (very) little pity for Her Serene Highness, The Most Indignant Princess Mona Charen (from Politico):
How a Democrat Can Win Over a Never-Trumper  
And if you don’t think you need us, you should think twice. 
By Mona Charen July 09, 2019

Having built an entire career taking the lash to us stoopid Liberals over --
Do-Gooders: How Liberals Hurt Those They Claim to Help (and the Rest of Us)  
-- and over --
Useful Idiots: How Liberals Got It Wrong in the Cold War and Still Blame America First 
-- again, you would think by now we stoopid Liberals would know our place in the Great Conservative Hierarchy of All Things.

From Politico:
Democrats would be wise to embrace that sensibility, in the person of Biden or another, not just because it could win, but because it’s important for all of us, right and left, to turn our faces away from Caesarism—of the right or the left.
Because according Conservative aristocratic theology, in the same way God created the GOP base of infinitely reprogrammable bigots and imbeciles as a mighty instrument of Deregulation and Tax Cuts to be wielded by Republican nobility like Mona Charen, so too did God create Liberals in order to give Republican nobles like Mona Charen an easy way to make an excellent living.

You see, according to their faith, you and I exist solely to provide her and the rest of her caste with hippies to punch.  With scapegoats to blame.

And yet now that the reprogrammable meathead GOP base that she and the rest of Conservative nobility spent the 40 years cultivating have run the Conservative nobles out of their own party -- now that every Republican nightmare we stoopid Liberals have been warning against for decades has come to pass with a vengeance -- Princess Mona is stunned to find that we stoopid Liberals have gotten all uppity.


We refuse to keep to our appointed place in in the Great Conservative Hierarchy of All Things (emphasis added):
If that isn’t enough, the Green New Deal also requires that all Americans be provided with health care, good jobs and “access to nature.” Stalin promised every kid a happy childhood. This is close.
We refuse to spend our time courting her good opinion.
...much will depend upon whether the Democratic Party can resist its own drift toward Trumpiness. 
We refuse to cast aside our principles to pamper her -- to make her temporary exile from her Party of Bigots and Imbeciles as comfortable and congenial as possible.
Democrats are well-positioned to win in 2020 by embracing political normalcy again. They can follow the path that brought Warren Harding to the presidency a hundred years ago...
Instead, by not bending the knee to Mona Charen and the rest of her band of bitter, entitled exiles -- by not assuming our appointed place in the Great Conservative Hierarchy of All Things -- we stoopid Liberals might very well insure the re-electing Donald Trump!  And that would risk something so much worse than keeping in power the party that protects pedophiles, cages babies, threatens to rip health care away from tens of millions of Americans, destroys our alliances, endorses ongoing, pathological lying from the Oval Office and generally shits on the Constitution every single day!

Can you guess what that Ultimate Horror might be?
If he gains a second term, conservatism may well be irredeemably tarnished. 
Yes spare a (very) little pity for Her Serene Highness, The Most Indignant Princess Mona Charen, who has been so busy picnicking on its corpse, that she never noticed that her beloved Imaginary Conservatism has been dead for decades -- murdered in its sleep by Conservative aristocrats like Princess Mona Charen.



Behold, a Tip Jar!


16 comments:

Manuel Chavarria said...

I know I always lean on Warren Harding when I'm looking for examples of success and prosperity.

bowtiejack said...

EXCELLENT.

Bruce.desertrat said...

Wait what? DId I wander into the wrong joint by mistake? [backs out and looks at address, comes back in] Hella remodeling job here!

If she thinks she's indignant now, just wait until we torpedo her lifeboat!

Meremark said...

Well done. Which is the way I like runaway republicans in lifeboats when the flamethrowers hit 'em.

I like it https://youtube.com/watch?v=xTlNMmZKwpA

Ok said...

😂😂

Andrew Johnston said...

I've been reading every Never-Trump concern trolling article that I come across, and it finally realized what these are: This is a way for them to bash Democrats without appearing pro-Trump, something that would tarnish their brands. It's slagging Trump on his character without touching his politics, and then slagging Warren, Harris et al. for their politics in such a way that it looks like a Both Sides attack without actually being one. That would make this a fake version of a fake argument, wouldn't it?

It's an escape hatch for a bunch of people who are scared to death that the Trump-stink might stick to their brands and could end up having to get...oh my God...real jobs! So they set this up as though they really would vote for the Dems (Honest! Sincere!) and when they ultimately back Trump like most of them did last time, they can lament that they didn't REALLY want to do it, those radical lefties made them.

They're not quite "lifeboats," then, they're more like...I don't know, telescopes? Buoys? I don't know how far I can take this analogy.

Robt said...

Let me get this correct???

The republicans (with Putin ad Saudi assistance) just elected the greatest republican president in history, EVER!. Shrivels Lincoln's stature. Smarter than the great communicator Reagan.
They become so restless waiting for Trump the MAGA Great to finally pivot as a president. Their impatience cause them to be Never Trumpers? Everything their party has espoused, idolized, worshipped and stood for. Now coming into realization. At the moment of their everlasting rule over their American enemies. They want their political enemies to adhere to their cries for help. To fet on board with the republicans from the (so called) good old days of republican glory that Reagan set in motion?
I will take a pass on their advice to comfort their concerns of GOP things to come they worked so hard at for so long. They have reached their Promised Land of Demons. Those demons don't like illegals in their land. That means these Never Trumpers..
If they were sincere and truly understand the damage and harm to our constitution and American life Their MAGA king wrought. Admit the mistake they made. They would not be so arrogant to tell us they will vote for a Democrat to oust Trump. Only if you choose who they want and everyone else vote for who they want.
Sounds like a MAGA casino deal. That leads to bankruptcy/ I choose to avoid.

Are they for Trump or not?

Green Eagle said...

That to me was the most stupefying thing about Charen's whole rant- "They can follow the path that brought Warren Harding to the presidency" and which led directly to the Great Depression. Republican government at its finest!

threemma said...

Nice paint job.

Robt said...

problem with the Notion of "Needing" the Never Trumpers"

Is the Benedict Arnold syndrome.

Exhibit#1

Sen. Candidate Lindset Graham and his public statements of conviction to Americams, all. Why Trump is not of the conservative Body.
How disgusting of a person he is. How unqualified he is. We all had to listen to it.

Look at Sen Lindsey Graham now?

The president never pivoted, but republicans have pivoted to Trump. Fiscal Conservatism who? Family values what?

At any momment, a never Trumper can contort and change shape into what ever Trump delights in it being. Because loyalty to their idology that is a changling in itself. allows them to stand with Acosta's justice for Epstein as one of the best people Trump will hire.

Then tell him to skip town when enough people do not buy his facade.

So when the Best people leave, resign, retire, to spend more time with their Pedophile ring.
* All that is left to replace them are 2nd best and downward. As MAGA King would say, All Losers.

If you peak at what is the accomplishments of these best people when they leave. You find Trump blaming those best people for failing him. Because it is not Trump's responsibility.

bt1138 said...

These concern trolls are also making an implicit threat. A threat that they WILL vote for Trump again if only Democrats would not be so, you know, liberal and stuff and with the Negroes and Mexicans and all that.

These people want to make Trump literally OUR fault. The dirty hippies have made them so mad and unhappy that they voted for Trump. And damn you to hell we're about to make them do it again.

If only we hadn't gone and passed that Obamacare and did that gay wedding business, they would not have been forced to vote for Trump, a man they truly despise! Really they do, they swear it! This is NOT who they are...

So if democrats would please just start acting like Republicans, everything will be fine and then they'll vote for us and they can be spared the unbearable moral shame of having to vote again for a pedophile, tax-cheat, moron who is completely unqualified for the job.

-->Please don't make them do it again, because if you do, it will be all your fault.

Unknown said...

What threemma said :)

Pagan in repose said...

Completely off topic.

Take this as you will, as you will, after all you’re only human.

The way I see it we are or have become an aberration in nature. By that I mean if you really look at nature it is a super ecosystem supported by smaller ecosystems. Nature has a hierarchy of predator/prey ratio meaning the higher predators are fewer in numbers than the prey they consume and so on. Example if you live in the mountains/woods how many mountain lions do you see in comparison to how many deer do you see. It is nature’s way of balance.

Way back when we humans were hunter gathers we fit into that balance. Unfortunately nature made the mistake of allowing us to evolve our minds, and so to cut to the redundant point I’m poorly trying to make here is we are today the so called top predator. Our real skill is making up games such as economics, social/cultural structures etc. But we can’t let any of our so called games work as intended because we always find ways to cheat our own games for greed/enrichment and so on.

So now we find ourselves working towards our own extinction because we can never have enough, kill enough, in the name of whatever excuse you want to make; religion, cultural differences, skin color and so on. In our need for more we are killing everything so eventually one person can say they now have/own it all. But of course you can’t, only in the game of Monopoly can you pretend to win.

In all our possibilities for the gifts nature gave us we can only see the end of our nose. Oh we have tried to make the lives of ourselves better but sooner or later we undermine every one of them.

We are after all just one spices despite our physical/cultural differences but our need to feel better than each other by using our minor exterior differences, our amount of possessions, and our desire for perceived power over others, we are doomed to our own extinction and unfortunately many if not all the other life on this orb floating through space and time.

Our need for wealth, power, greed, is allowing ourselves to overlook the destruction we are ravaging on the only place where we can exist and worst yet we are killing the micro ecosystems that allow us to exist.

Without the insects we call pests we wouldn’t exist at all. Without bacteria and so on and on-Please consult a scientist for professional advice.

And now we have impacted the entire planet and as a living thing itself it is adapting the best it can to our destruction and waste. As science has tried to explain all of natures systems are changing and not for the better. The latest discovery is that now the jet stream of air above us is changing along with the flow of the water in the oceans. And when they stop the oceans will stagnate, the air will stop flowing and the planet will be just another uninhabited orb in the solar system with nothing on it moving through space.

So to all of the 1% who own most of the stuff from the games we made up and have decided you still need more and want to ignore the damage, shove it where the sun don’t shine or have one of your minions do it for you.

My last personal observation: I believe anyone who has a billion dollars is clinically insane. You have no idea how ordinary day to day existence works. But when the rest of us are dead you will find out because all the money (just another game we made up as money doesn’t exist in nature) in the world won’t mean a thing. We really can’t own anything in this world except our own actions. Words don’t mean nearly as much as our actions as I wax and wane redundant.

Sorry for my poor writing, serving as my own editor, and redundancy. I’m an old man and I just wanted to rant my half pennies worth in a world of words and not nearly enough good actions before I become consumed by the earth that gave me a moment of life, and I welcome the opportunity to give back what little I can to the earth in my remains for what it is worth.

Also, I claim no innocence in all of this, I have my share of blame to bare as well.

Happy trails.

Pagan in repose said...

Completely off topic:

Take this as you will, as you will, after all you’re only human.

The way I see it we are or have become an aberration in nature. By that I mean if you really look at nature it is a super ecosystem supported by smaller ecosystems. Nature has a hierarchy of predator/prey ratio meaning the higher predators are fewer in numbers than the prey they consume and so on. Example if you live in the mountains/woods how many mountain lions do you see in comparison to how many deer do you see. It is nature’s way of balance.

Way back when we humans were hunter gathers we fit into that balance. Unfortunately nature made the mistake of allowing us to evolve our minds, and so to cut to the redundant point I’m poorly trying to make here is we are today the so called top predator. Our real skill is making up games such as economics, social/cultural structures etc. But we can’t let any of our so called games work as intended because we always find ways to cheat our own games for greed/enrichment and so on.

So now we find ourselves working towards our own extinction because we can never have enough, kill enough, in the name of whatever excuse you want to make; religion, cultural differences, skin color and so on. In our need for more we are killing everything so eventually one person can say they now have/own it all. But of course you can’t, only in the game of Monopoly can you pretend to win.

In all our possibilities for the gifts nature gave us we can only see the end of our nose. Oh we have tried to make the lives of ourselves better but sooner or later we undermine every one of them.

We are after all just one spices despite our physical/cultural differences but our need to feel better than each other by using our minor exterior differences, our amount of possessions, and our desire for perceived power over others, we are doomed to our own extinction and unfortunately many if not all the other life on this orb floating through space and time.

Our need for wealth, power, greed, is allowing ourselves to overlook the destruction we are ravaging on the only place where we can exist and worst yet we are killing the micro ecosystems that allow us to exist.

Without the insects we call pests we wouldn’t exist at all. Without bacteria and so on and on-Please consult a scientist for professional advice.

And now we have impacted the entire planet and as a living thing itself it is adapting the best it can to our destruction and waste. As science has tried to explain all of natures systems are changing and not for the better. The latest discovery is that now the jet stream of air above us is changing along with the flow of the water in the oceans. And when they stop the oceans will stagnate, the air will stop flowing and the planet will be just another uninhabited orb in the solar system with nothing on it moving through space.

So to all of the 1% who own most of the stuff from the games we made up and have decided you still need more and want to ignore the damage, shove it where the sun don’t shine or have one of your minions do it for you.

My last personal observation: I believe anyone who has a billion dollars is clinically insane. You have no idea how ordinary day to day existence works. But when the rest of us are dead you will find out because all the money (just another game we made up as money doesn’t exist in nature) in the world won’t mean a thing. We really can’t own anything in this world except our own actions. Words don’t mean nearly as much as our actions as I wax and wane redundant.

Sorry for my poor writing, serving as my own editor, and redundancy. I’m an old man and I just wanted to rant my half pennies worth in a world of words and not nearly enough good actions before I become consumed by the earth that gave me a moment of life, and I welcome the opportunity to give back what little I can to the earth in my remains for what it is worth.

Also, I claim no innocence in all of this, I have my share of blame to bare as well.

Happy trails.

Pagan in repose said...

Sorry for the double post. I received the too many characters in the first and thought I had deleted the entire first post. Old and in the way as they say.

The Kraken said...

I think my favorite part of Mona's whine was about how disaffected republicans are the reason the midterms went the way they did without a shred of evidence.