Tuesday, April 09, 2019

Breaking: Donald Trump to Appoint Chinese Automatic Sperm Extractor to Run DHS.



Say hello to Director Incitatus
Director Incitatus will fit right in at cabinet meetings.



Behold, a Tip Jar!

3 comments:

Robt said...

Under reported news to consider.

Trump to pardon Charles Manson next Monday. Expected to nominate him to Homeland Security on Tuesday. The Republican Senate in their new and improved (less than 3 hour) confirmation process.
Because as a republican Senator, why waste time when you're going to confirm whomever the president nominates.

Not sure how long before McConnell changes rules to, Republican president Nomination is now an automatic confirmation. Republican president's no longer require senate approval in process.

I mean, GOP is going to confirm anyways.

Skeptic Rising said...

But I thought Trump already had one of those at DHS ... ah, Chinese, right.

starskeptic said...

There are things childen shouldn't be allowed to touch....