Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Today In Republican Detachment Disorder: Joe Scarborough



Organisms which live in an ecosystem where there are absolutely zero consequences for being wrong about everything all the time often develop the wildest mutations.

For example, Joe Scarborough:
Here we have Joe Scarborough -- life-long Republican -- chastising those damn East Coast Libtard elites in politics and in the media for not coming to grips fast enough with the fact that Joe Scarborough's Republican Party is a dangerous shitpile of racism, ignorance and paranoia.

And why have those East Coast Libtard elites been so slow to react to this existential threat from Joe Scarborough's Republican Party?

Well perhaps it is because for years those East Coast Libtard elites were stupid enough to trust their East Coast wingnut elite colleagues like Joe Scarborough who told them over and over again that nothing was fundamentally wrong inside the Republican party and that people who were telling them otherwise were wild-eyed, Cheetoh-dust-smeared Liberal alarmists living in their Mommy's basement.

Or to put it another way, the only group which has been consistently right about the Right all along -- those only group which hasn't built wildly profitable careers lying about the Republican Party year after year after year -- are those wild-eyed, Cheetoh-dust-smeared Liberal alarmists.

But you'll never hear the those elite East Coast wingnuts admit it.


Behold, a Tip Jar!



4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Briana, while watching an insipid video: Who is this guy?

Me: I think his name is Barnicle.

Briana: Shouldn't they pry him off before he spreads?

Me: Too late.

-Doug in Oakland

Meremark said...

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I saw, too, just as said, (h/t CPP), "Judge Kangaroo was not prepared for Leahy's tied-fly line of questioning, I mean, examining the witness." ... through a narrow 10% slit of transparency in his spectacles.

But was it only me furthermore curious that the moment B. Kangaroo gulped, and goofed it -- with Leahy and subsequently Durbin, Whitehorse,  Klobacher, and Coons, each -- but NOT with any R-side moments -- up jumps a R-side hired actor shouting commotion in the gallery, for a few seconds, well, "for an extra minute, pop-up blocked Senator," in the Chair's judgment.

And the Rightwing paid actors, (7 so far today), all pretend to be wild-eyed socialistic freaks dissin' on the witness.  No socialists pop-up objecting to interrupt R-side senators to whom I object on their face regardless a 'nominee' present.

It is the EXACT simultaneous INSTANT
Kangaroo faults and BOOM a protest diversion SHOUTS

... and the Right media echo chamber underscores the protests happening, and excludes testimonies, in their News Summaries ... at the top and bottom of the hour ....


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Robt said...

Sxarborough like all his ilk, Are subsidized to grow Straw. THow much straw do the frow, you ask?

Way too much. They grow enough straw to stuff liberal straw men across the entire planet. It employs tax payers funding the subsidies. Saving the right wing money through socialism of the GOP.

This straw is now being used to stuff VooDoo dolls (of liberals). With an abundance of pins, nails, saws, knives. Most anything they can use to convey harm to the liberal the voodoo dolls represent.
Like how GW Bush admitted (as a kid), to tearing off the legs of frogs. Tossing them in the water. To laughingly watch the frogs Try to swim.

That was the first time GW Bush realized he was a republican.

As for Joe, how much free campaign air time did you provide Trumpf.?

And, do you see your doctor for an STD check up each time you shake Trumpf's hand of crotch grope?

Robt said...

Tomorrow on Morn Joe,

The call is coming from inside the White House. Yes, it is in the house!

The Deep State have been executed. Obama hold overs have been fired. Qanon is really someone in the parents basement stained with Cheetos orange.

It might be the Zulu-NAZIS or Putin's Horny Bear brigade.
Like Under cover black Klansman.