The Life Cycle of the Professional Wingnut

Say, what ever happened to Ms. Katy Abrams?  You know, the feisty Tea Party heroine and self-described stay-at-home mom who, prior to the election of The Kenyan Usurper, had never heard the words "politics", "Iraq", "health care" or "George W. Bush"?  Who leaped to the attention of cable teevee bookers and op-ed columnists in 2009 with her rant about Barack Obama turning Murrica into Russia at Arlen Specter's town hall meeting exactly nine years ago this week:

“This is about the dismantling of this country,” Katy Abram, 35, said forcefully to Mr. Specter, drawing one of the most prolonged rounds of applause. “We don’t want this country to turn into Russia.”

Well you will be delighted to know that Ms. Abram almost immediately found gainful employment within the vast and well-funded wingnut welfare system --

-- with one of those Content Strategy/Digital Social Media/Horizontal Synergy Extragators/Search Engine Buccaneer/Cerebral Font Cue Specialist/Tizzy Promotions Manager jobs that you can never quite figure out what they do, but it comes with a decent salary and excellent benefits.

And where is Ms. Abrams today, nine years after making a national spectacle of herself as the woman who freaked out over turning this country into Russia?

Energetically using her mad Content Strategy/Digital Social Media/Tizzy Promotions Manager skillz every day to advance the fortunes of her hero, Donald J. Trump, as he works to literally turn America over to Russia.

Behold, a Tip Jar!